[weedstrlogy]

the signs as cigarette brands

aries: camel wides

taurus: primetime

gemini: camel crushes

cancer: merits

leo: marlboro red 100s

virgo: parliaments

libra: camel no. 9s

scorpio: djarum blacks

sagittarius: fortunas

capricorn: american spirits

aquarius: marlboro menthol smooth 100s

pisces: honey rose

[astrolocherry]

aries people are unassuming and value their independence. they know how to strike when the iron is hot and have a lot of passion for pursing their vision - whether it be art or more mechanical operations. the aries world is like seeing everything for the first time. it’s exciting but also overwhelming and puzzling. this confusion can exaggerate the individual’s reactive nature. on the day they were born, you could hear the sky roar, another firestorm had just burst from a star

[astrolocherry]

the capricorn is forced to deal with their greatest despairs in solitary. capricorns spend their lives blooming, and they can be slow to blossom, but it will eventually absolutely rupture into magnificent bloom. there is a reverent quality in the capricorn person that gives them a commanding and ordained expression. they are assertive but also kind and considerate. the individual does a tremendous job hiding the ravishing dreams they spend their alone time indulging in

[astrolocherry]

simplicity is a magnificent thing for virgo. and the mindful virgo can become enraptured with the patterns and geometric music of nature and natural law. virgos are multidimensional personalities that express practical adaptability. there is distancing from emotions with virgo. this can stem from unconscious fears. like if they respond to emotions they must understand and truly get to know their inner selves. if they show emotions, they are exposing their inner selves to others. this could make them vulnerable to woundings

[astrolocherry]

leos rise like the sun, so they can burn themselves from the inside. they can exhaust themselves chasing their dreams and attempting to be all things to all people. they can wear themselves down when they swing into their states of low self esteem and repeat negative thoughts about themselves, this drains and depletes their vital forces. there can be something utterly wild about leo, like the lion could never be caged. they fight for what they believe in with ferocity and grace

[universalstrology]

how it feels to love the signs

*check moon and venus too

aries // feels like you’re constantly on fire. it feels like riding a rollercoaster with your eyes open the entire time. it feels like writing your name on a mirror with red lipstick. they will make you feel like living every day as if it were your last day on earth

taurus // feels like you’re floating on a cloud. it feels like laying on the sand at the beach even when it’s too hot for your skin. it feels like bathing in dollar bills. they will make you feel like living every day as if it were a vacation

gemini // feels like you’re sitting by the campfire and telling scary stories. it feels like making out at midnight sitting on the roof. it feels like receiving a fancy christmas card. they will make you feel like living every day as if it were the first page of a story.

cancer // feels like wearing warm mittens. it feels like sitting by the fireplace with hot cocoa. it feels like having someone there to hold back your hair when you’re drunk. they will make you feel like living every day as if it were a valuable treasure.

leo // feels like sitting on top of a throne. it feels like spraying on the fanciest perfume/cologne. it feels like looking at old photo albums and crying with happiness and sadness at the same time. they will make you feel like living every day as if you were royalty.

virgo // feels like understanding a complex problem. it feels like cleaning out the dustiest corners of the house. it feels like throwing snowballs at each other on a snowy day. they will make you feel like living every day slowly and simplistically.

libra // feels like a warm touch. it feels like giving each other knowing glances in class. it feels like trying to cook each other breakfast. they will make you feel like living every day without knowing what stress is

scorpio // feels like sitting in a sauna for a few minutes and then stepping out in the cold. it feels like trying to see who can wink better. it feels like painting your nails and looking hot to go to a grocery store. they will make you feel like living every day observantly.

sagittarius // feels like going on a road trip on a hot summer day. it feels like screaming out the lyrics to your favorite throwback songs. it feels like going on a safari tour. they will make you feel like living every day like a new adventure, discovering things no one else had before

capricorn // feels like catching snowflakes on your tongue. it feels like building a treehouse and inviting your friends over. it feels like flipping the pages of an old book with coffee stains on it. they will make you feel like living every day carefully or you might miss the little things

aquarius // feels like taking pictures of neon signs. it feels like getting chips from 7/11 and falling in love on the curb. it feels like singing with the windows down at midnight. they will make you feel like living every day differently than the day before

pisces // feels like petting kittens and puppies. it feels like bundling up in cozy blankets. it feels like living in a cabin and watching the snow coat the evergreen trees. they will make you feel like living every day with relaxation.

[pisces-stars]

Secrets of the Signs

Aries: Can’t handle fighting and losing people. They act like they’re happy to let people go, but in reality they regret fighting and want those people back, they hate loosing people that mean something to them.

Taurus: Is afraid that no one actually wants them around, and that they’re easily forgotten about to the people who mean the most to them, is constantly wondering if they mean anything to anyone.

Gemini: They try so hard to fit in and be friends with everyone they change who they are themselves, but would rather change than be alone, because being alone is extremely scary to them.

Cancer: Tries to act happy all the time. They feel like if they let others see them upset, they’re disappointing them. Needs to make sure everyone around them doesn’t worry about them, no matter what the cost.

Leo: Believes they are unlovable and that everything that goes wrong is their fault. They try to act tough and like they don’t care, but deep inside, they are probably the most sensitive person you will ever Meet.

Virgo: Has trouble handling life. They may seem like they have everything under control and in order, but in reality they have trouble making it every hour of the day. It’s hard for them to stay positive.

Libra: Can’t be without a lover because they need to invest time in others so they don’t have to focus on themselves. Hates having to deal with their own problems so they hide them and pretend everything is fine.

Scorpio: Is scared of getting close to people. They love being trusted by others but have a hard time trusting others. Are afraid one day this will push everyone away but they don’t know how to fix it.

Sagittarius: Wants only love and to be loved. When they aren’t with someone, they start to feel hopeless and like they aren’t good enough for anyone.

Capricorn: Invests themselves in trying to get to the top, so they tend to not have deep connections with anyone. They’re afraid because of this that they’ll be alone forever.

Aquarius: Doesn’t feel emotions like they think they should. They get into relationships and don’t feel anything for awhile, and because of this they believe there’s something wrong with them and hate themselves for it. Pisces: Actually has no idea what they’re doing in life and day dreams to make themselves feel better. Is lost and confused but acts like they have everything under control and hates asking for help.

[starsigns-xo-deactivated2016070]

The Signs As Rain

Light Drizzle: Leo, Aquarius, Pisces

Heavy Downpour: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo

Summer Rain: Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius

Hail: Aries, Scorpio, Capricorn

[blythebaird]

DECEMBER HOROSCOPES Sagittarius, it is impossible to make everyone like you and unhealthy to try. Capricorn, stop judging yourself for feeling what you feel. Aquarius, this is the year you learned everything the hard way. Pisces, now is the perfect time to quit your stubborn bad habit. Aries, it is nearly always painful to grow. Taurus, your mistakes are not the most important thing about you. Gemini, keep only the friends who make you feel safe and loved and supported. Cancer, when love returns, it is vital that you let her. Leo, do not be embarrassed by how much unabashed love you have to give. Virgo, you and your body deserve to be treated with respect. Libra, the right person is always in love with you at the wrong time. Scorpio, you do not have to forgive him.

DECEMBER HOROSCOPES, by Blythe Baird (2015)

Oh my did i know that

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[weedstrlogy]

how the signs laugh

Aries: has a loud laugh, but it's so contagious. you can't help but laugh too

Taurus: they either giggle cutely or cackle loudly. no inbetween.

Gemini: they stomp their feet and move their whole body when they laugh. their mouth is usually wide open while laughing too

Cancer: they usually just chuckle, but when you really make them laugh, they can't stop. they are on the floor laughing so hard

Leo: their laugh is so enchanting, it makes you want to make them laugh again. it's contagious as well. it's not too loud but it's not too quiet.

Virgo: they usually cover their mouths when they laugh, and their laugh is really delicate but hearty

Libra: they also cover their mouths when they laugh, but it's a tinkling kind of laugh. it sounds like bells ringing

Scorpio: they have a barking, hearty laugh that sounds really genuine. they throw their head back and their whole body moves

Sagittarius: they usually just snicker or chuckle, but when they really laugh, their eyes are screwed shut and they are howling with laughter

Capricorn: they chortle and chuckle. they also have their eyes closed, and usually slap their knee or clap

Aquarius: their laugh is so light it's almost as if you miss it, but you can't wait to make them laugh again. it's also very contagious. they usually clap when laughing too

Pisces: giggles and cute snickers, until they are howling and roaring with laughter and rolling on the floor

[girl-etoile-deactivated20220709]

TROPICO

Body Electric // Referring to Walt Whitman’s poem “I Sing the Body Electric”; praise of the human body and it’s place in the physical world; curiosity; the desire to fall: Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Aquarius

Gods and Monsters // The fall from purity and grace; complete sin; innocence lost; drifting through life without a care; given up on saviors and redemption; the realization that a life of sin/evil is not a life you desire: Aries, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn

Bel Air // Redemption; finding a purpose or a savior; regaining innocence; climbing back up; cleansing yourself:  Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Pisces

[weedstrlogy]

The Signs As Times Of Day + Feelings

Aries: 12 am, sitting around a bonfire on the beach with your friends and making as much noise as you want

Taurus: 5 pm, walking through the streets of your hometown with old friends, laughing, reminiscing, and taking pictures

Gemini: 9 am, just waking up in bed on Saturday after finally getting enough sleep and feeling the energy coursing through your body as you sit up

Cancer: 3 pm, standing on a dock by a lake and watching boats float lazily by and hearing people laughing and splashing in the distance

Leo: 10 pm, in the middle of a concert with your favorite band playing and the drums pounding in your chest

Virgo: 12 pm, sitting by the window on a winter day watching the sun filter gently through the clouds and shining on snow

Libra: 11 am, meeting someone special at a cafe on a spring day and being all nervous and giddy

Scorpio: 4 am, sitting on your bed whispering with someone you love all night, surrounded by silence and stillness as the sun starts to rise

Sagittarius: 2 am, when you finally give up on getting to sleep at a decent hour and suddenly feel restless and productive

Capricorn: 6 am, speeding down an empty freeway on a cool weekend morning in your favorite hoodie

Aquarius: 8 pm, standing in a grassy field with your friends on a warm summer night as fireflies light up

Pisces: 1 am, when you're in bed listening to music and drifting off to sleep to your favorite song

[zodiac-god]

How bad is your temper?

View your score out of 10 by adding up your Sun and Mars signs.

(If you don’t know your signs, you can find out by entering your bith date here).

Aries: 5

Taurus: 1.5

Gemini: 2

Cancer: 1

Leo: 3.5

Virgo: 3

Libra: 0.5

Scorpio: 4.5

Sagittarius: 0.5

Capricorn: 4

Aquarius: 0.5

Pisces: 2.5

[imstuckinarut-astrology-deactiv]

Traits Of Dominant Planets:

Sun Dominant: Exuberant, Vivacious, Charming, Joyous, egotistical, demanding, Loving

Moon Dominant: Receptive, Somewhat psychic, intuitive, hypnotic, secretive, suspicious, unstable

Mercury Dominant: Restless, Intelligent, Communicative, Witty, Changeable, thoughtful, flighty

Venus Dominant: Romantic, charming, creative, vain, shallow, elegant, artistic, harmony seeking.

Mars Dominant: Passionate, Impulsive, Driven, Energetic, argumentative, combative, protective.

Jupiter Dominant: Abundant, Expansive, intelligent, willing to learn, fun loving, reckless, irresponsible. 

Saturn Dominant: Restrictive, strict, disciplined, supportive, closed off, strategic, wise, ages with graciousness.

Uranus Dominant: Freedom loving, intellectual, forward thinking, chaotic, anarchic, detached.

Neptune Dominant: Wears Rose tinted glasses, idealistic, vulnerable, insubstantial, receptive, dreamy, intuitive.

Pluto Dominant: Powerful, intense, goes through deep transformations, investigative, secretive.

[astrotwelve-blog]

what the signs want/need

Aries: Wants: attention, to be the best

           Needs: love, satisfaction

Taurus: Wants: loyalty, netlfix

              Needs: to feel wanted, netflix

Gemini: Wants: to understand, to do something fun

              Needs: to be understood, to be more appreciative

Cancer: Wants: to be center of attention, to be a child again

               Needs: safety, cuddles

Leo: Wants: to impress, more friends

         Needs: to talk to someone, to stand up for themselves

Virgo: Wants: to do fun stuff, a few close friends

           Needs: trust, to look to the bigger picture

Libra: Wants: to be the best, peace at mind

          Needs: to let go, excitement

Scorpio: Wants: passion, adventure

               Needs: reliability, to stop asking ‘why’

Sagittarius: Wants: to laugh, independence

                    Needs: to be more careful, encouragement

Capricorn: Wants: responsibility, trust

                   Needs: to lighten up, to know what;s happening

Aquarius: Wants: to stay strong, acceptance

                 Needs: to accept reality, originality

Pisces: Wants: compassion, true love

             Needs: to get out, a reality check

[weedstrlogy]

Me: sees zodiac post

Me: checks sign

Me: checks bff's sign

Me: checks crush's sign

Me: checks bff's crush's sign

Me: nice

[weedstrlogy]

Sun Dominant Chart (Leo/Aries): Full of vitality, free spirited, Playful, Childlike, Expressive, Creative, Sparkling, Imaginative, Active, Enthusiastic, Ego Centric, Vivacious

Moon Dominant Chart (Cancer/Taurus): Intuitive, Fantastical, Maternal, Nurturing, Comforting, Concerned, Receptive, Responsive, Protective, Withdrawing, Sentimental, Emotional

Mercury Dominant Chart (Gemini/Virgo): Witty, Clever, Intellectual, Cerebral, Curious, Scholarly, Knowledgeable, Articulate, Prolific, Childlike, Inquisitive, Questioning, Fluid

Venus Dominant Chart (Libra/Taurus/Pisces): Amiable, Pleasure Seeking, Pleasant, Stylish, Gracious, Fashionable, Agreeable, Enchanting, Considerate, Harmonizing, Elegant, Charming

Mars Dominant Chart (Aries/Scorpio/Capricorn): Passionate, Energetic, Enthusiastic, Pioneering, Volatile, Warm, Spirited, Sprightly, Dynamic, Antagonistic, Assertive, Fearless, Independent

Jupiter Dominant Chart (Pisces/Sagittarius): Curious, Generous, Fun Loving, Free, Philosophizing, Academic, Pilgrim, Studious, Broad Minded, Intrigued, Liberal, Progressive, Playful, Excessive

Saturn Dominant Chart (Capricorn/Libra): Profound, Wise, Pragmatic, Thoughtful, Enterprising, Ambitious, Sensitive, Committed, Self Demanding, Purposeful, Self Deprecating, Inspiring

Uranus Dominant Chart (Aquarius): Shocking, Revolutionary, Unifying, Surprising, Inventive, Innovative, Antagonistic, Radical, Reforming, Creative, Original, Fresh, Unusual, Jolting

Neptune Dominant Chart (Pisces): Dissociate, Transporting, Bewitching, Impressionable, Susceptible, Perceptive, Healing, Curative, Idealistic, Creative, Visionary

Pluto Dominant Chart (Scorpio): Transformative, Powerful, Esoteric, Healing, Regenerative, Therapeutic, Divine, Perceptive, Insightful, Penetrative, Sanctified, Devoted, Passionate