Zodiac

Cancer sun☯ Cancer moon☾ Aquarius rising☄ INFP:))

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the signs as things overheard in the band room

aries: [oboe player stares at chipped reed, looking brokenhearted] it’s all ogre now

taurus: [trombone] listen. the government is trying to hide the truth from us. it’s l-m-o-p — there’s no “n” after the m in the alphabet.

gemini: [flute player playing i just had sex by the lonely island] what? at least i can say it’s true, unlike most of you fake bitches.

cancer: [percussion] i’m literally just banging the drum whenever i feel like it; i lost the sheet music a few weeks ago the director still hasn’t noticed.

leo: [bassoon] do whales have dicks? can you get pregnant if you have sex with a whale?

virgo: [trumpet, on the phone with her mom] yeah mom, i’ll be home by 8. i just want to go visit him before he leaves for florida tomorrow. [french horn, screaming from the hallway as they walk in] MRS. TAMASHI DON’T BELIEVE HER SHE JUST WANTS TO GET FUCKED BY HIM ONE LAST TIME BEFORE HE LEAVES

libra: [saxophone] is my sax sexy enough to be in the victoria’s secret fashion show?

scorpio: [tuba, asking an euphonium] how do i come out to my mom as straight? she thinks i’m gay.

sagittarius: [percussionist loudly plays all star by smash mouth on the bells]

capricorn: [director] you know, this would be a lot easier if all of you were lumberjacks.

aquarius: [clarinet, talking to another clarinet] your reed smells good. can i lick it?

pisces: [flute] i’m going to deep throat my head joint

[astrolochic]

@theraresheepmelon

[astrotwelve-blog]

The Signs as THAT Bitch™ antics

Aries: fake nails tapping against a phone screen while typing

Taurus: buying new shoes to go with your new outfit

Gemini: uploading killer selfies when your ex comes online

Cancer: turning on read receipts when ignoring someone

Leo: putting in your earphones when an asshole tries to talk to you

Virgo: showing up to a casual event looking editorial as fuck

Libra: leaving a party early to go fuck someone

Scorpio: saving screenshots just in case

Sagittarius: pretending to not know about certain drama in order to get more details

Capricorn: publicly outing someone as a cheater/liar

Aquarius: talking shit about someone who is six feet away from you

Pisces: rolling your eyes/ giving someone THAT look

[minfonica]

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“ITS SCORPIO SEASON!!!!!!!111111″

[starlit-astrology]

unusual truths about the signs

aries: can actually be super fearful. mask emotions by being rash and reckless because they fear, more than anything, messing something they care about up. they feel that their emotions get in the way of making good decisions. 

taurus: not lazy; picky where they spend their energy. taurus’ can be very passionate, being ruled by venus, and when it’s something they care about taurus will go to the ends of the earth to achieve what they want. 

gemini: feels extremely deeply. always trying to dissect why they feel the way they do instead of embracing it. mask pain with wittiness and sarcasm. never honest with themselves though they can be so brutally blunt with others. 

cancer: probably has anger issues or anxiety. because cancer’s feel so deeply, they look for an outlet to release these emotions. anger is the one i’ve seen the most - cancer’s are volatile and find a way to hurt the person they take their anger out on - they go for the kill shot. 

leo: way more insecure than they front. many leo’s are physically confident, as we all know, but, like gemini’s, leo’s couldn’t be more emotionally insecure. they love the idea of love, but they’re terrified of emotional intimacy. 

virgo: their controlling organization comes from a lack of control over their heart. virgo’s - much like gemini - can have flitting attraction. their interest is temporary, as they enjoy a mystery, but only for so long. it’s a very fine line to keep the affections of a virgo, as they’re extremely picky with who they settle. 

libra: can be completely cold-hearted. scorpio’s and cancer’s get angry, but usually out of emotion, and it’s evident that no matter what they say they still care. libra’s however, have a switch that completely detaches them from all feelings when they’re pissed. will make you question if they ever even cared. 

scorpio: common perception of scorpio’s is that they’re kinky and sexual bastards, when really they are one of the few signs who views sex as an act of love rather than of physical feelings. scorpio’s only have sex with people they love - it’s more their heart than body. 

sagittarius: that wanderlust spirit is rooted deeply in fear. sagittarius fear attachment to one place or person for too long; it’s why they tend to travel. either physically or emotionally, locking down a sagittarius is very difficult, but not because they just want to see the world, but because they are very distrustful in nature. 

capricorn: like gemini, capricorn are very emotional. however, capricorn tend to ignore feelings instead of trying to understand them. known as driven, they tend to focus all their energy on a single thing, and think that emotion is a distraction from their goals.  

aquarius: super loyal. even though aquarius are very opportunistic and tend to take the route they think is the best for themselves, they also have a very compassionate side to those they sympathize with. aquarius’ hearts are difficult to capture, but once you do they’re also difficult to lose.

pisces: much more manipulative than perceived. pisces may feel deeply - as a water sign - but they use this to their advantage. pisces have a wicked accurate gut feeling due to how deeply in tune their are with their own emotions. if a pisces thinks that you can benefit them, they will use you.

[weirdnessisgood]

[astrotwelve-blog]

stay alive 

[uglythumbs]

me: frienships sound kinda nice

brain: consider this…………………………………………isolation

me: 

[t00-rad-2-be-sad]

go on anon and

tell me about your crush tell me about your favorite make up to use tell me a secret tell me about your biggest fears tell me what you like about me tell me what you dislike about me tell me your favorite thing about yourself tell me how your day was tell me about the person you hate tell me about your pets tell me anything ask me anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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6, 7, 13, 22 xx

6. I like the beach at night the most lol

7. yeah i think i have w my best friend cos we had to get up rly early in the morning and we were just tired as fuck and trying not to sleep

13. a poodle

22. i have never kissed anyone oopsss

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music suggestions?

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distract me pls

1: Is there a boy/girl in your life?

2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?

3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”

4: What’s something you really want right now?

5: Are you afraid of falling in love?

6: Do you like the beach?

7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?

8: What’s the background on your cell?

9: Name the last four beds you were sat on?

10: Do you like your phone?

11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned?

12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?

13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?

14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?

15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?

16: Are you tired?

17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact?

18: Are they a relative?

19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?

20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?

21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?

22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?

24: Is there a certain quote you live by?

25: What’s on your mind?

26: Do you have any tattoos?

27: What is your favorite color?

28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?

29: Who are you texting?

30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?

31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?

32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?

33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you?

34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?

36: Were you single on Valentines Day?

37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed?

38: What do your friends call you?

39: Has anyone upset you in the last week?

40: Have you ever cried over a text?

41: Where’s your last bruise located?

42: What is it from?

43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?

44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?

46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?

47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style?

48: Do you make supper for your family?

49: Does your bedroom have a door?

50: Top 3 web-pages?

51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping?

52: Does anything on your body hurt?

53: Are goodbyes hard for you?

54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?

55: How is your hair?

56: What do you usually do first in the morning?

57: Do you think two people can last forever?

58: Think back to January 2007, were you single?

59: Green or purple grapes?

60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?

61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?

62: When will be the next time you text someone?

63: Where will you be 5 hours from now?

64: What were you doing at 8 this morning.

65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked?

66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today?

68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?

70: How many windows are open on your computer?

71: How many fingers do you have?

72: What is your ringtone?

73: How old will you be in 5 months?

74: Where is your Mum right now?

75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?

76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?

77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?

78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?

79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?

80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

81: How many people have you liked in the past three months?

82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?

83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?

84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?

85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?

86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?

87: Who was your last received call from?

88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?

89: What is something you wish you had more of?

90: Have you ever trusted someone too much?

91: Do you sleep with your window open?

92: Do you get along with girls?

93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?

94: Does sex mean love?

95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?

96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?

97: Did you sleep alone this week?

98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?

99: Do you believe in love at first sight?

100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise?

[airmom]

shit the signs prob do/say

*from my experience*

Aries: bad bad texters, make everything obvious, *randomly curses at u* (not a surprise if u find them talking to themselves), crazy drivers vroom vroom, *screams but cools down after 3 min*, laughs manically when angry, looks focused about everything,  jokes about things that’ll make you widen your eyes (rly personal shit)

Taurus: asks when and where they’ll be able to eat, make literally 0 sense sometimes, lazy bean always saying they’re tired, virgo #2, will fight u, takes their fights seriously, MI X ED SIGNALS!!?!!?!?

Gemini: “idk I like them but I don’t, you get me?”, hates it when u repeat music but they do the same shit, acts smart but can’t backup their arguments, rly loud laughers, *screenshots everything*, repeats their jokes until someone laughs at it

Cancer: adds everything w daddy, “im not emotional wtf”, likes to be derpy, either babies u or likes being babied, becomes victim if u dont return affection, has atleast accidentally called their teacher mom/dad once, “send that to me!”

Leo: actually leaves yelp reviews, s/o > frnds/u, dramatically cries when hungry, “lets take an uber”, turn to preachers at random times, #triggered, goes to places just for the pictures

Virgo: judged u atleast once, involves themselves in drama & accidentally becomes a victim, not scared of u, independent woman who dont need no man (unless u got some leo in u), my opinion > urs

Libra: literally wild af, talks really loud, says shit without even thinking twice omg??, wings everything, air head #2, s a ssy, “idc if they don’t like me……but why tho”, leo #2, have dank memes to back up their argument, most likely to send u a nude/ or have u call them daddy/mami, suggest i v e

Scorpio: text them at 4 am and they’ll reply, actually really hate spooky shit, could pull off as Geminis if they weren’t so mysterious, also looks rly hot, thinks about every bad scenario, the worriers, staring at you either means they hate u or they like u pick one

Sagittarius: *freedomly flirts*, so harsh like ouch?, the type to ask u to dinner and say they forgot their wallet, says no but does it anyways,  *shows u a song then reminds u they showed u it everytime u listen to it*, mimics everything, most likely to wear something that’ll grab someone’s attention

Capricorn: *looks rlly powerful but likes a dominant person*, lets you copy their hw #realOG, looks rly confused, depended on 167% of the time, looks rly hot, looks so serious but is really singing in their heads, ride or die

Aquarius: air head #1, say the weirdest shit sometimes omg?, leo #3, won’t apologize for none, probably already found out the secret to life, doesn’t hide anything, “im n o t we a  k”, makes a joke bout everything

Pisces: more sensitive than cancer like wyd astrology, says “what” after you just explained yourself, “dude what if like…”, oblivious , person: look at that cute person pisces: where?! *looks everywhere but the cute person*, no one knows what they’re thinking

[isastrobitch]

their negative thoughts are rooted in

*use moon and saturn*

anger: aries, scorpio, aquarius

sadness: taurus, cancer

fear: virgo, sagittarius, capricorn, pisces

insecurity: gemini, leo, libra

[cosmiccannibalcamille]

Bad Sun

Every sun sign has something they don’t want people to see. I am bringing to light all that the zodiac keeps in the dark. May I present to you the negative aspects of the Sun in the signs…

Aries: the Meth Head; aggressive and gutsy, tries to prove valiancy and heroism to others; volatile, childish and demanding temperament; tries to bully and boss others around; convinced of infallibility; insensitive, rough and raw.

Taurus: Lazarus; complacent with consuming, and only concerned with cash and collectibles; a blind, passive, stubborn underachiever satisfied only with self-indulgence; controlling and sluggish, places too much importance on relaxation and materials.  

Gemini: ADHD; can’t focus long enough to complete anything; burns bridges and blames others; a superficial teller of tall tales whose inconstancy makes them unreliable; immature; instigates and flirts, but never consummates.

Cancer: The Bummer; fearful of abandonment and isolation; private, prying and protective, yet defensive and manipulative; imagines only disaster and tragedy; defeatist with lack of confidence; depends on others for strength, security and encouragement.

Leo: Whoredom; bossy bombastic demeanor with smidgens of superiority; compulsively draws attention to self to inflate a deflated ego; overly expectant and demanding, extremely self-involved; vain and vicious; lazy obnoxious and overrated.

Virgo: The Chump; permits abuse and allows others to take advantage of them; self-sabotage; over works to lift perpetually low self-esteem; undervalues talents and triumphs; represses, resents, and whines; doesn’t aim too high.

Libra: The Dealer; judges others’ imperfections and insists on emotional detachment; a logical and idealistic liar who is promiscuous and persuasive; vacillating moods and mind causes unreliability and uncertainty; self-indulgent, shallow and wasteful.

Scorpio: Melancholia; unable to move on; manipulates, tests and tortures; looks for the worst in people; proud and unforgiving; secretive and scheming psychotic; power complex; obsessed with control; cruel, calculated and concentrated.  

Sagittarius: The Rootless Gypsy; juvenile; lacks follow through, commitment and focus; erratic pot stirrer; insulting, insensitive and irresponsible; tactless words and actions; overheats and goes to the extreme to gamble and chase absurd pipe dreams.

Capricorn: The Pimp; suspicious self-seeker with a desperately industrious outlook; stingy and capitalistic; stubborn and egotistical money monger only concerned with having money in the bank; uses people and takes advantage of them.

Aquarius: Stiff-Neck; rejects rules and regulations, as well as close relationships; intellectual arrogance, lacks proof to support glorified visions of proliferation; rigid and strict about personal opinions and beliefs; weird and stubborn.

Pisces: The Passenger; too passive and impractical to fully apply self; fear of failing causes professional flailing, which leads to bitter outlook; quits too soon; fantasies, lies, excuses and addictions replace and distract.

[astrotwelve-blog]

FEMALE SINGERS I ASSOCIATE WITH THE PLANETS

Sun: Beyonce

Moon: Adele

Mercury: Melanie Martinez

Venus: Ariana Grande

Mars: Nicki Minaj

Jupiter: Sky Ferreira

Saturn: Taylor Swift

Uranus: Halsey

Neptune: Lana del Rey

Pluto: Lorde