Weemayk Music

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Weemayk Music ARTISTS A-H

BLURPLE

CLUB MATE

DUCK THE PIANO WIRE

ELASTIC NO-NO BAND

TOBY GOODSHANK

HUGGABROOMSTIK

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Weemayk Music ARTISTS K-Z

KUNG FU CRIMEWAVE

THE LEADER

THOMAS PATRICK MAGUIRE

JOE CROW RYAN

SCHWERVON!

PRESTON SPURLOCK

THE TELETHONS

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21st Century Masters: The Huggabroomstik Collection, Vol. 2 (2016)

Huggabroomstik 21ST CENTURY MASTERS: THE HUGGABROOMSTIK COLLECTION, VOL. 2 (WEE-031) A special re-release of the final three albums created by the utterly unique noise-psych-folk collective Huggabroomstik, plus 20 additional “medium rarities.” ULTIMATE HUGGABROOMSTIK 1. Times Table 2. The Sun Warms Itself 3. Don't Get Angry Baby 4. Jailbait 5. Scope of Time 6. Ever Expanding 7. The Night That the P Man Couldn't Pee 8. FFL 9. Duckhunt 10. Mushroom Clouds 11. Suddenly Something's Changed 12. Sounds of Time 13. Tickle My Time Machine 14. Automatron 15. Gyroscope 16. Don't Let the Sun Shine into Your Grave 17. Invitation to Leave 18. Throw Your Own Heart Away 19. Oxygen Rich Uncle 20. Love Or 21.Lesbian Prom Night in Space 22. Peta Pamphlets Are for Pussies 23. Narcoleptica 24. Enter the Wormhole 25. Shine-O-Rama 26. Message from Space MAJOR MATT MASON PRESENTS: ALTERNATE HUGGABROOMSTIK 27. Major Matt Mason Presents Alternate Huggabroomstik 28. Shit Moment 29. The P Man Has a Nightmare 30. Memory 31. No Memory 32. Being Mean Bean Means Being Mean 33. Last Name: Bonehead 34. Black Hole of Kittens 35. Fear Foolish 36. Love the Liar 37. Lord Snifflebottom's Last Transmission 38. The Guy with the Infected Forehead 39. Has Anybody Seen Lord Snifflebottom? 40. Diamond Eyeballs 41. Shine on Diamond Eyeballs 42. No One Can Live with It 43. When the Sun Quits 44. Apostrophe 45. Space 'n' Sea 46. Professor Zero 47. Expleetif Deleetif 48. Run Your Shit 49. Indoors Love 50. Everybody's Got a Hunger for Human Hearts 51. Dahesh 52. Where in the Bloody Hell Is Lord Snifflebottom? INTIMATE HUGGABROOMSTIK 53. Certain Creatures in a Suitcase 54. Child on Child Violence 55. Psychedelic Funk 56. The P Man Closes the Door on His History 57. O.U.R. 6 58. Interlude 59. Awkward Questions About Anal Sex 60. Out of the Heartland and into the Brainland 61. Coda 62. The Cocaine Ants 63. I Believe in Screams 64. Please Sit on My Face 65. Dueling Guitar Solos 66. Exterminate 67. Bananas Foster 68. Now Is the Best Day of My Life MEDIUM RARE, VOL. 2 69. Untitled Jam 1 70. Chocolate Power 71. The Worst Theme Park Ever 72. To Eternal Love 73. The Key to the Key to Your Heart (Demo) 74. A Sad Shanty  75. I'll Eat Those Seven Months  76. Marshland Waltz  77. Kiss It Baby  78. I <3 Zoe  79. Untitled Jam 2  80. Climb-a-Bored  81. Sooper Spooky  82. Don't Let the Sun Shine into Your Grave (Radio Darmstadt)  83. Jailbait (Radio Darmstadt)  84. Don't Get Angry Baby (Live)  85. Fone Conversator  86. Bitches Wanna Whine  87. Nothing Came Out  88. Chicago Seesaw Massacre (Live and Intimate)

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21st Century Masters: The Huggabroomstik Collection, Vol. 1 (2016)

Huggabroomstik 21ST CENTURY MASTERS: THE HUGGABROOMSTIK COLLECTION, VOL. 1 (WEE-030) format: digital download release date: February 2, 2016 A special re-release of the first three albums created by the utterly unique noise-psych-folk collective Huggabroomstik, plus 18 additional “medium rarities.” HUGGABROOMSTIK 1. The Mommy Womp Stomp 2. The Day That the Fungus Caught Up With My Foot 3. Who Is Driving? 4. Zoe the Sequel 5. Serpent Dreams 6. Papa's Eating Broccoli 7. Karate Kid William 8. Pecan Sandy 9. Lovesick Sniffles 10. To the Girl I Never Knew 11. The Dying Breed Bore Children Today 12. Circle in the Moon / Secret EP ENTER THA BROOMSTIK (60 CHAMBERS) 13. Contractual Laundry 14. Extinction Event 15. The Major's Forest of Femurs 16. Sooper Dooper 17. Little Brown Ball 18. Luvsik Bandit 19. Nothing Bad 20. Put the Cookie Down 21. Nice Dreams 22. Chicago Seesaw Massacre 23. Birds and Bees 24. The Night That the Sun Ran Out of Gas 25. Vikings of the Darkness 26. The Secret Album SLOPPY KISSES AND SERIOUS GUITARS 27. Bomit Whale 28. You Sucky Dry 29. Unstuk the Pages 30. I Like Rocks 31. For Ist Whit Aker 32. Logging Rites 33. The Rainbow Ofof Shit 34. Sucky Reprise 35. Vincenzo 36. Oznecniv 37. Esirper Ykcus 38. Tihs Fofo Wobniar Eht 39. Setir Gniggol 40. Reka Tihw Tsi Rof 41. Skcor Ekil I 42. Segap Eht Kutsnu 43. Yrd Ykcus Uoy 44. Elahw Timob MEDIUM RARE, VOL. 1 45. Sid's Nitemare 46. The Hobo King (From Hoboken) 47. Puddles and Stains 48. Bullet (Organ Version) 49. Favorite Music Makers 50. Fast Jam 2 51. Usher (Tev) 52. This Guy's Not a Guy (The Sky Is Not a Guy) 53. What's Wrong With Evil? 54. Real Juvenile Fun 55. The Relativity Connection 56. Whiskey & Beer 57. All Nite Dance Party 58. My Love's Knocking 59. Please Sit On My Face (Home Recording) 60. The Only Real Lounge Music Ever 61. Patchwork Quilt Monkey 62. Bigmouth Strikes Again

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Duck the Knife: A Homemade Remake of "Nick the Knife" by Nick Lowe (2015)

Duck the Knife: A Homemade Remake of "Nick the Knife" by Nick Lowe by Duck The Piano Wire

Duck the Piano Wire DUCK THE KNIFE: A HOMEMADE REMAKE OF “NICK THE KNIFE” BY NICK LOWE (WEE-029) format: digital download release date: November 11, 2015 The first full-length project by Elastic No-No Band’s Justin Remer under his Duck the Piano Wire alias. A track-by-track tribute to the 1982 album Nick the Knife, originally recorded by Nick Lowe. 1. Burning (video) 2. Heart (video) 3. Stick It Where the Sun Don’t Shine (video) 4. Queen of Sheba 5. My Heart Hurts (video) 6. Couldn’t Love You (Any More Than I Do) (video) 7. Let Me Kiss Ya (video) 8. Too Many Teardrops 9. Ba Doom 10. Raining Raining (video) 11. One’s Too Many (And a Hundred Ain’t Enough) 12. Zulu Kiss

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Elastic No-No Band Anthology: Cheese Fries, Klaus Kinski, and Manboobs (2014)

Elastic No-No Band Anthology: Cheese Fries, Klaus Kinski, and Manboobs by Elastic No-No Band

Elastic No-No Band ELASTIC NO-NO BAND ANTHOLOGY: CHEESE FRIES, KLAUS KINSKI, AND MANBOOBS (WEE-028) format: digital download release date: December 7, 2014 ENB’s brief career is summarized here, including tracks from all 5 official albums and 2 EPs. Also includes new edits of 4 songs. 1. (Theme From) Elastic No-No Band 2. (The Shame About) Manboobs (Single Version) 3. Jeanette Is Working (2012 Version) 4. Pump It Up 5. Oh Magali (video) 6. Cheese Fries 7. I Want You 8. Zaftig (Single Version) 9. I'm In Lust 10. Hey 2-Eyes (Single Version) 11. I Am Klaus Kinski (And This Is My Song) 12. Run-DMC (video) 13. Younger Than Me 14. Nobody's Wife (You're The One) 15. I Wonder How Many People Are Screwing Tonight 16. Woody Allen Surrogate (Kenneth Branagh's Blues) 17. Sundaes on a Sunday Afternoon 18. Suffering From 7 19. Abilene, Abilene 20. A Modest Proposal (For Laura Cantrell) 21. Turn Out Right Rock

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In the Bag (2014)

In The Bag by Thomas Patrick Maguire

Thomas Patrick Maguire IN THE BAG (WEE-027) format: CD, digital download release date: December 7, 2014 Thomas Patrick Maguire’s 6th album, and his second collaboration with producer Tommy Bones (Blurple). Includes the fan favorites “Brooklyn Nights,” “House of Rain,” and “Whiskey Morning.” 1. Oh America 2. The Ghost in the Room 3. Brooklyn Nights (video) 4. Jew in a China Shop 5. House of Rain (video) 6. The Tightrope Burning Under Me 7. Death Behind Me 8. Soft Hands 9. Just a Bastard 10. Whiskey Morning (video)

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Tough Guy (Live, 24 Sep 2006) (2014)

Tough Guy (Live, 24 Sep 2006) by Elastic No-No Band

Elastic No-No Band TOUGH GUY (LIVE, 24 SEP 2006) (WEE-1011) format: digital download release date: November 6, 2014 Considered for inclusion on the Elastic No-No Band Anthology: Cheese Fries, Klaus Kinski, and Manboobs album, this was instead given a stand-alone release. In 2020, this performance was included on the Shut Up EP. 1. Tough Guy (Live, 24 Sep 2006)

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Too Old for Hangovers (2014)

Too Old For Hangovers by Duck The Piano Wire

Duck the Piano Wire TOO OLD FOR HANGOVERS (WEE-026) format: digital download release date: August 12, 2014 Subtitled “A cacophony for drugs and/or headphones,” Too Old for Hangovers is a 7-part experimental suite that uses samples of two dozen tracks from the Weemayk Music catalogue to the create the impression of a depressed, drunken night eventually leading to a hungover (but hopeful) morning. In 2020, Too Old for Hangovers was re-released in a new user-friendly edition with the suite’s 7 parts divided into separate tracks. 1. Too Old for Hangovers, Pts. 1-7 (video)

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Pissing Streams (10th Anniversary Deluxe Edition) (2014)

Pissing Streams (10th Anniversary Deluxe Edition) by Thomas Patrick Maguire

Thomas Patrick Maguire PISSING STREAMS (10th Anniversary Deluxe Edition) (WEE-025) format: digital download release date: January 24, 2014

Thomas Patrick Maguire's first album, originally released in 2004. Includes newly discovered alternate takes and one previously unreleased song.

The Bandcamp download version also includes the restrospective documentary, Stop Making Fun of Me.

1. Papertown 2. What's Your Malfunction 3. Leaving Now 4. You Could Go, You Could Stay 5. Now That Things Are Not So Well 6. Issues 7. Underneath 8. Toin Coss 9. Drunk Stumbling Guy 10. Female Kamikaze Red Zone 11. The Party 12. Almost Your Son 13. Christian Love 14. I'm Bitter 15. Responsible Man 16. Nothing That Stitches Can't Sew 17. My Situation 18. Sometimes 19. Backfire 20. The Audience 21. Hospital 2014 Bonus Tracks 22. Nothing That Stitches Can't Sew (Alternate) 23. Congressman (NASA's Giving You Space) 24. Leaving Now (Alternate; With Drums) 25. Sometimes (Alternate) 26. Hospital (Alternate)

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Mistletoe and Athlete’s Foot (2013)

Mistletoe and Athlete's Foot by A Christmas EP

Various Artists MISTLETOE AND ATHLETE'S FOOT (WEE-024) format: digital download release date: November 12, 2013 (11/12/13 -- that's fun!)

The second Christmas release of 2013 from Weemayk (the first was an Elastic No-No Band single). It's actually mostly a Justin Remer solo EP, with various other collaborators. It features the first track credited to Duck the Piano Wire.

1. Winter Wonderland - Major Matt Mason USA & Justin Remer 2. Baby It's Cold Outside - The Lying Dorito Brothers 3. Time: Most Wonderful - Tunetown Philharmonic 4. Wonderful Christmastime - Duck the Piano Wire

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The Compleat This Machine Kills Purists (2013)

This Machine Kills Purists, Vol. One by Joe Crow Ryan

Joe Crow Ryan THE COMPLEAT THIS MACHINE KILLS PURISTS (WEE-023) format: digital download release date: October 25, 2013 The complete discography of Joe Crow Ryan (so far), all in one place. All four complete albums, plus EP tracks, singles, B-sides, and 25 previously unavailable tracks (totalling 87 minutes of new material). VOL.1 1. One Note Samba 2. Aloha 3. Crossing the River Again 4. The Day Before the Day Before Christmas 5. Pink Poison 6. The Pavarotti Song 7.I Get Along Without You Very Well 8. Night and Day 9. Until the Real Thing Comes Along 10. If I Was a Pirate 11. Worryin' It 12. Tonight You Belong to Me Joe Crow Ryan 13. I Have a Teapot 14. Skylark 15. McNulty 16. Good Guys Who Robbed Bad People 17. East Is West of California 18. Where Is She? 19. Ed Norton Knew 20. No Longer Mourn (Shakespeare Sonnet 71) 21. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot 22. In Memoriam Mommy 2 23. Two Dollar Cover 24. Irish Blessing 25. Over the Rainbow 26. Any Requests? (Spoken) 27. The Tears of a Clown 28. Great Balls of Fire 29. Old Sunlight...? (Spoken) 30. I Walked Past Our Place 31. Adam and Eve Song 32. Goldman Sachs Is Just Plain Evil 33. Scared Song (feat. Julie LaMendola) 34. Magic 35. You Have to Change the Baby (Spoken) 36. You Could Say Anything You Want To (In America) 37. My First Performance (Spoken) 38. This Masquerade 39. What Does It Mean? 40. Stop It! 41. Nothing Without the Dust 42. Cheer Up 43. Come Away Death (Twelfth Night) 44. Waste Waste Waste (Plumbing Debacle in an Election Year) (feat. J.J. Hayes on vocals) 45. Stardust 46. Train Solo EP tracks, singles, B-sides 47. How High the Moon (Version 1) 48. Crossing the River Again (Banjo Version) 49. All Along the Watchtower 50. One More Cup of Coffee 51. You Go to My Head 52. Innocent When You Dream 53. Bird On a Wire (Banjo Version) 54. Worryin' It (Live) 55. Please Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful 56. Collecting Interest Income Is Criminal (Live) 57. The Mouse Song (Solo B-Side Version) PART III, PART 1: NO MORE IRONING 58. Three Themes That Remind Me of Elizabeth Reed 59. My Arrest 60. How High the Moon (Version 2) 61. Kentucky 62. The One from Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn ("Girl from Ipanema" With Local Lyrics) 63. Amarcord 64. Dirty Tricks 65. Did You Put a Spell On Me? 66. War Widow 67. Bird On a Wire (Ukelele Version) 68. Till There Was You 69. Tomorrow 70. Collecting Interest Income Is Criminal 71. Nature Boy 72. Oh Elizabeth I 73. On the Sunny Side of the Street 74. Dulcinea 75. My Favorite Things 76. (The Shame About) Manboobs / Train Solo 77. Karenin's Story 78. Turn Me On PART III, PART 2: ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS AS YOU LIKE IT 79. Subway Suite (Three Verses Twice) 80. Never Never Land 81. The Windmills of Your Mind 82. The Mouse Song 83. You Don't Know Me 84. Chicken Blows 85. S'wonderful 86. I'm so Glad (Variations On a Theme By Skip James) 87. O Mistress Mine (Twelfth Night) 88. Loop Suite 89. Cheek to Cheek 90. Colors 91. Medley: Bei Mir Bist Du Schoen / Dear Prudence 92. Food Porn: Soup (Spoken) 93. The Joe 94. Suzanne 95. How to Dress Like a Guy Who Doesn't Care 96. If I Die, Bury Me in a Thin Box 97. No Regrets 98. His Eye Is On the Sparrow 99. Georgia On My Mind 100. Got to Go Bonus Tracks 101. Great Balls of Fire (Studio Version) 102. What the World Needs Now Is Love 103. The Joe (Solo Electric) 104. Recovering Catholic 105. I'm so Glad / I Only Have Eyes for You (Cover Medley in E) 106. "One Note Samba" Intro (Live On the Radio) 107. One Note Samba (Live On the Radio) 108. "My Arrest" Intro (Live On the Radio) 109. My Arrest (Live On the Radio) 110. Interview: Scaring the DJ, F Words On the Air, Leon Redbone, Etc. (Live On the Radio) 111. If I Was a Pirate (Live On the Radio) 112. You Strain At Gnats yet You Swallow Camels Whole 113. Applause-Optional Venue (Spoken) 114. Just One of Those Things 115. How Little We Know 116. Oh Elizabeth I (Live, 2013) 117. Under Siege 118. Dancing in the Dark 119. The Mouse Song (Solo Electric) 120. Pink Poison (Live, 2013) 121. All of Me 122. Dream a Little Dream of Me 123. Scared Song (Live, With Electric Guitar by Juliana Brown) 124. How to Dress Like a Guy Who Doesn't Care (Open Rehearsal of a Work in Progress) 125. You've Got a Friend in Me

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This Machine Kills Purists Part III, Part 2: All’s Well That Ends As You Like It (2013)

This Machine Kills Purists Part III, Part 2: All's Well That Ends As You Like It by Joe Crow Ryan

Joe Crow Ryan THIS MACHINE KILLS PURISTS PART III, PART 2: ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS AS YOU LIKE IT (WEE-022) formats: CD, digital download release date: October 25, 2013 The grand finale to the four-album This Machine Kills Purists trilogy. Contains some interesting full-band renderings of two originals, "The Mouse Song" and "The Joe," as well as the usual inventive arrangements of standards and originals alike. If one purchases the full Bandcamp version of the album, it includes the 25 bonus tracks from The Compleat This Machine Kills Purists. 1. Subway Suite (Three Verses Twice) 2. Never Never Land 3. The Windmills of Your Mind 4. The Mouse Song (video) 5. You Don't Know Me 6. Chicken Blows 7. 'Swonderful 8. I'm So Glad (Variations on a Theme By Skip James) 9. O Mistress Mine (Twelfth Night) 10. Loop Suite 11. Cheek to Cheek 12. Colors 13. Medley: Bei Mir Bist Du Schoen / Dear Prudence 14. Food Porn: Soup (Spoken) 15. The Joe 16. Suzanne 17. How To Dress Like A Guy Who Doesn't Care 18. If I Die, Bury Me In A Thin Box 19. No Regrets 20. His Eye Is On The Sparrow 21. Georgia On My Mind 22. Got To Go

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It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year (2013)

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year by Justin Remer

Elastic No-No Band (Justin Remer solo) IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR (WEE-1010) format: digital download release date: October 15, 2013 The first of two glorious holiday releases put out by Weemayk Music in 2013. 1. It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year (video)

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The Mouse Song (2013)

The Mouse Song (Digital 45 + Bonus Video) by Joe Crow Ryan

Joe Crow Ryan THE MOUSE SONG (WEE-1009) format: digital download release date: August 6, 2013 The first single from the 4th and final album in Joe Crow Ryan's This Machine Kills Purists series. The full album should be available in October 2013. 1. The Mouse Song (video)

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My 3 Addictions (Deluxe Edition) (2013)

My 3 Addictions by Elastic No-No Band

Elastic No-No Band MY 3 ADDICTIONS (Deluxe Edition) (WEE-021) format: digital download release date: January 1, 2013 An expanded reissue of ENB's first studio album. Also, our first concept album. For more on the concept and the making of the album, check out the following blog I wrote back in 2007. Some of the links may be dead, but the words are still pretty fresh: My 3 Addictions: The Blog. 1. My 3 Addictions (video) 2. Part 1: Food 3. Cheese Fries 4. Coffee Den 5. Sundaes On A Sunday Afternoon 6. Part 2: Movies 7. Woody Allen Surrogate (Kenneth Branagh's Blues) 8. The Guy Who Dies 9. I Am Klaus Kinski (And This Is My Song) 10. Part 3: Girls Who... 11. (Everywhere I Look) I See Your Face 12. I'm In Lust (feat. Sammy Shuster) 13. A Modest Proposal (For Laura Cantrell) 14. My 3 Addictions (Postlude Reprise) 15. Nobody's Wife (You're The One) (feat. Sammy Shuster) BONUS TRACKS 16. Woody Allen Surrogate (Kenneth Branagh's Blues) (Live, 2007) - previously unreleased 17. My 3 Addictions (Solo Demo Version) - from Not Like Most Folkies, Part 1 18. Cheese Fries Waltz - from Black No-No's 19. Coffee Den (Solo Demo Version) - from Not Like Most Folkies, Part 1 20. (Everywhere I Look) I See Your Face (Solo Demo Version) - from Not Like Most Folkies, Part 1 21. I'm in Lust (Live, 2008) - from Black No-No's 22. A Modest Proposal (For Laura Cantrell) (Solo Demo Version) - from Not Like Most Folkies, Part 1 23. I Am Klaus Kinski (And This Is My Song) (Live, 2010; with Joe Crow Ryan) - from Charmingly Shambolic and Mostly Live 24. Demented Elevator Music 1 - previously unreleased 25. Demented Elevator Music 2 - previously unreleased

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So Naive (2012)

No Suppression, Gentleman Drunk by Thomas Patrick Maguire

Thomas Patrick Maguire SO NAIVE (WEE-1008) format: digital download release date: December 11, 2012 A digital maxi-single of "So Naive" from the No Suppression, Gentleman Drunk album. It also includes 2 collaborations with Elastic No-No Band taken from their album, Fustercluck!!!, and 3 previously unreleased B-sides. 1. So Naive 2. Ode To Omar (with Elastic No-No Band) 3. The Congregation (with Elastic No-No Band) 4. When She Cries (Alternate Mix) 5. The Coward's Throne 6. Incidental Distraction Technology