Incorrect Quotes Based on Au's I might or might not write in the future
Dev: "When you're seventy and on your death bed-"
Dale: "Hey! I'll be at my peak health in my 70s!"
Dev: *scoff* "You'll be one rolled ankle away from having to use a walker."
(Dev and Dale)
Dale: "What's going on in that head of yours?"
Dev: "Nothing much, just thinking of how I plan to cover your casket in a shit ton of glitter just to get back at you for this."
Dale: *Snort* "Okay sure, make sure the glitter is gold then." *smirk*
Dev: *Narrows eyes* "Noted, I'll make sure it's silver just to spite you."
(Dev and Dale)
Dev: *Eyes go wide* "oh! Ummm, was that intentional?" *Gestures to the several wet clumps of blonde hair on the floor that look a startling amount like wet spaghetti*
Remy: *screams*
(Dev and Remy)
Dev: *Shocked eyes* "Spaghetti hair guy?!?"
Dale: *snaps* "What did you just say?"
Dev: "Um...his hair reminds me of spaghetti?"
Dale: "Do NOT call him!" *Grumbles under his breath* "We are trying to impress him not scare him away"
Dev: "I - yeah, okay dad..." *Tries to avoid eye contact*
(Dev and Dale regarding Remy)
DeV: "What DO you do for work? Or are you just unemployed since getting released from prison?"
Shnozmo: "I have a job!! It um, involves working in an office" *looks around frantically for inspiration* "in a suit," *looks around more* "doing paperwork..?"
Dev: *Snort* "yeah okay I believe you..."
Shnozmo: *relieved sigh*
Dev: "Btw if your nose worked like pinocho's does it would have grown like several inches in the span of time it took to us to have that conversation"
(Dev and Snozmo)
Author's Note Down below!
Author's Note: These are not all part of the same Au's . For example, Dev and Dale and Remy's lines take place together in a story not yet written. But the Shnozmo one is highly likely to be canon to Golden Wings Au and story. Also I did get inspiration from a fic on AO3 regarding this scenario! Pinocchio lies better by NotevenIknowanymorelol . As soon as I read the title and summary their first meeting popped into my mind lol.
Also heads up the good relationship between Dev and Dale in the first au is NOT canon to the Golden Wings Au (sorry).
Also if you've noticed I've been gone for months (no you didn't) It is because the Ao3 curse finally got me 😔. Hospital visit, failing academics and depression (triple whammy) are 0/10 do not recommend ☹️.
image 1: a still life of Communion, golden chalices with red liquid, a candlestick, cloth, and a small dish.
image 2: a grassy field in pitch black, a spot light illuminating a herd of sheep with glowing, reflective eyes, and the legs of a man standing among the sheep, his eyes are also glowing.
image 3: The door way of a church with the doors open revealing a forest at night, and bloody handprints on the walls.
RIP Graham Greene. You were an incredible actor and a gentle soul. I watched you in every step of my life through media of all kinds. You will be missed.
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