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you’ve heard of existential dread and existential horror, now get ready for existential peace, which is that feeling when you stare up at the nightsky and think, “huh. i exist. that’s pretty neat.”

yung-human

I love this

dutchster

how the vaccine works

funnypeopletwitter

A crumb of serotonin for you

official-lucifers-child

this made me ungodly happy, i literally had my mouth open like :D the moment the noise started

death-420

like for cheese 😂

reblog for nutrient pellets 😼

ignore for poison 🤭👎

egberts

gen z pls pls pls don't fall for the millenials vs gen z bullshit that's being fed to us. nobody actually cares about the stupid things that they're saying millenials are mad about. they're writing this stuff specifically to create a generational divide.

laneofpennies

Seriously!!! Being an early Gen Z and actually seeing both sides of this i Can tell you it’s literally entirely made up lmao. I don’t care ab your fashion choices. Just everyone chill out and we can be cool :)

rubixpsyche

Now let's go kill some fucking industries!

powerburial

New macklemore “thrift store 2”

In the thrift shop at the hospital Found some clothes they dont need anymore Put the coat on and gain their memories

twibs

atheist-xmas

I hate driving because you have to do everything perfectly as fast as possible or everyone around you will announce their displeasure with airhorns

atheist-xmas

oh and if you mess up you die and kill a bunch of people at the same time

atheist-xmas

LITERALLY like disarming a bomb except there’s a peanut gallery watching you and they’ve each got an airhorn and also another bomb

thestrawberrydreams

alberto-balsalm

link to the relevant section on Wikipedia

tyrantisterror

Man I hope they cancel standardized testing, any education professional can tell you it’s a bunch of useless horseshit that does nothing except make students and teachers miserable while utterly failing to accurately gauge understanding.

harriyanna-deactivated20221223

“why yall gotta make everything about race?”

because everything is about race. you just upset cause we’re talking about it.

midiport

rotmance-deactivated20210324

me, with no hint of irony: balsamic vinegar is so poetic. it tastes the way i imagine decay and rot would taste yet it’s so delicious. i’d like to write a poem about how balsamic vinegar is the natural world’s cycle of life and death in a microcosm. it is a symbol of continuance, of constant change. there’s something decadent, opulent, about how dead it tastes.

my mother, extracting the bottle of vinegar from my hands: please stop talking. go back to studying. you know so many words and still have no sense whatsoever.