Too Glam To Give A Damn

I've currently spent 24 years accidentally making my way through life so let's just keep it that way shall we?

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

Eeyore being a Mood™ in Christopher Robin (2018)

“It was kind of you to kidnap me.” 

[everythingfox]

Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs

(via)

[bisexualgambit]

[milfsmackdown]

i think jeff bezos should personally deliver every amazon package until he dies of exhaustion and then whoevers doorstep he dies on gets his fortune

[blue--folder]

Disinfecting Pericles who died from the plague in 429 B.C.

[thestonecuttersguild]

It’s a little late now.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[manhattan-gamestop]

This video somehow pinpoints my exact sense of humor

[voulezlou-deactivated20240917]

BDG really new what quarantine would be like back in 2018

[mysharona1987]

[gaypasta]

are you fuckin dumb

i dont know what prompted this but yes i promise so much

[im-sun-deactivated20181224]

Do you have a hobby?

self destruction 

[princessstrife-deactivated20160]

how to be my friend on tumblr

1. literally just fucking talk to me

2. thats it

[seansavestheworld-deactivated20]

Do you have a valentine?

no, i have anxiety 

[officialmoviegoer]

[libraford]

Valentines day should be more about the bees.

[gallusrostromegalus]

You are RIGHT

Clebrate Valentines by thanking your local beekeeper and/or unleashing a swarm of them upon your enemies.

[systlin]

TBH most local beekeepers are happy to arrange a swarm of bees to loose upon your enemies just hit us up

[radicalanarchism]

[hazskillerqueen]

COME TO ME. But really, come through.

[trappeds0ull-deactivated2020072]

Yerrrrrrr