[everythingfox]

“What happens when you have heated tile flooring”

(via)

[srsfunny]

this is art

[weloveshortvideos]

[freakspotting]

It was at this moment he knew he f*сked up

[amin13864]

😱

[andthenthentherewerenone-deacti]

Y’all need a good laugh right now

[poolsidescientist]

If there's one thing I will never understand it's Lord of the Rings fans wanting to be an elf in Middle Earth. I mean, sure they're graceful and pretty but they live too damn long and having to witness an eternity of stupidity from the species around them. Like, imagine being Elrond and basically witnessing a cringe compilation of the human race. Nope. No thanks.

[attackfish]

I've been witnessing a cringe compilation of the human race my whole life. Elrond is not special.

[lezevil]

[srsfunny]

Blade Runner was right

[computationalcalculator]

[trueka]

society peaked when we could hang cute charms on our flip phones

[ghlowingly]

today, I realized how accurate this saying is - “if someone’s absence bring you peace, you didn’t lose them”. keep that in mind.

[calvin-klein-and-hobbes]

How shall I get the Serotonin™️ and Dopamine®️ today??

A. Masturbate

B. Buy myself something I don’t need

C. Eat processed food

D. Complete one (1) household task

E. All except D

[weetwoo]

I just wish I meant something to at least one person in this large and lonely world.

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[thebootydiaries]

tumblr text post: no one will ever love me im ugly and gross

me: same

tumblr text post: im perfect why am i not the ruler of the world

me: same

[did-you-know]

Human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car. Source

[shinyrock6498]

And yet its still almost impossible to find the end of the tape

[hatchibomitar]

cowards. i can already tell the difference between a house and a car

[showerthoughtspost]

Ravioli are just meat gushers.

[brentraptor]

(bake me up) bake me up a pie / (one-third cup) of flour for our pie