Luckily, or perhaps unluckily depending on who’s asked, the Nowhere Islands seem to have a penchant for launching all kinds of creatures and travelers into its domain. Porky always loved to manipulate this for his own purposes, dragging all kinds of people into Nowhere to serve as Pigmasks. But this time… this time was different. He’s pretty sure he didn’t order for these creatures to be pulled from any timeline, nor did anyone else do so either. Looks like someone made a mistake along the way when trying for someone else.
However, Porky isn’t exactly complaining about these unexpected guests popping up. They managed to capture the beasts and cage them for Porky’s review, and after hearing what they had, he was very interested in seeing them. As fast as he can, he makes his way down to the Chimera Labs where the four are being held. He’s beyond happy to grant these four an audience with him just to curb his own curiosity.
Eventually, the bed mecha crawls through the door and extends itself back out to its full form in the room. It lowers itself so Porky can get a closer look at these short beings… they look like something from a game! Yes, he’s sure he recognizes these creatures, though he has no idea who they are on an individual level.
There’s this childlike look of delight on Porky’s face as he speaks. “Well, aren’t you all such fantastic little prizes for me…” he comments. “Where did you all come from, now…?”
When the moving...bed (?) made it’s way into the room, three of the captains were filled with dread. Shy Guy’s irritation intensified, casting a glare at the occupant inside of it.
“None of your business where we came from,” the masked captain growled.
“Huh,” Goomba was confused, “How could you not know of Lord Bowser’s kingdom?!”
The captain assumed that Lord Bowser was a world-renowned king. The fact that nobody here seemed to know where they came from was a shock to him. Shy Guy shot the other captain a look that made Goomba slightly shrink back.
“Be careful with the one in red,” a soldier leaned in to speak to Porky, “He likes to pelt people with turnips...”
“Look, if we accidentally trespassed or something,,” Koopa Troopa added in, “If you let us go, we won’t do it again.”
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