“She did all in her power to prevent the prince from ever meeting the one special maiden with whom he would share true love’s kiss.”
“It was such a lovely dream.”
“Presenting my one true love. My prince. My dream come true.”
“All those years of troll chasing, trying to keep him from ever meeting a girl.”
“You shall not prevail, foul troll. That maiden is mine!”
“Do you really think your dream boy exists?”
“Fear not, fair maiden. I am here.”
“So this the little forest rat who thinks she can steal my throne?”
“But all my wishes are about to come true.”
“A wish on your wedding day. That’s the most magical of all.”
“If somebody could show me just a bit of kindness, a friendly hello or even a smile, I’m sure that would lift my spirits so much.”
“After a whole day of that, you still want to get engaged?”
“Why is there a princess on the castle billboard?”
“I’ve been wandering very far and long tonight and I’m afraid nobody’s been nice to me.”
“Is this a big habit of yours? Falling off stuff?”
“Just because she has on a funny dress, doesn’t mean she’s a princess.”
“You made a dress out of my curtains?”
“You need to rush to her side and hold her in your arms and then pour your heart out in a beautiful ballad.”
“It’s like you escaped from a Hallmark card or something.”
“Wouldn’t she just love to come crawling back here and steal my crown!”
“I do wish there was someone who cared enough for me to go after him.”
“A man like that, strong and brave, I’d do anything for him.”
“The steel beast is dead, peasants. I set you all free.”
“Sire, may I suggest we seek elsewhere for your bride?”
“Poisoned apples, my lady.”
“One small bite to drag her down into a deep and troubled sleep.”
“When the hands of the clock strike 12, that precious little pretender to my throne will be gone.”
“You feel you’d die without me here.”
“She told me it’s just beyond the Meadows of Joy and the Valley of Contentment. What is all that about?”
“The man who holds your hear is a lucky fellow indeed.”
“If you guys are trying to manipulate us, you can throw the whole deal out.”
“You begged me to put you on this case, and this is what I get for it?”
“I wish you every happiness.”
“You mean it feels like a day because you’re so in love?”
“You’re gonna marry somebody after a day because you fell in love with him?”
“How can you talk about loving some guy you don’t even know?”
“I know what’s in his heart.”
“Most normal people get to know each other before they get married. They date.”
“You have such strange ideas about love.”
“Forget happily ever after. It doesn’t exist.”
“I don’t need self-respect. I just need your lips against mine.”
“How could I love a man who doesn’t even like himself?”
“This isn’t love. This is infatuation.”
“Love, the lovey-dovey version that you talk about, it’s fantasy.”
“I just want her to be strong, you know? To be able to face the world for what it is.”
“How come people keep giving you free stuff?”
“I know what it’s like when someone disappoints you.”
“It’s tempting to see things the way you wish instead of how they are.”
“If a relationship has issues at the beginning, it doesn’t get any better.”
“Any last words before I dispatch you?”
“I sent you to kill her, not save her.”
“DO you think poison apples grow on trees?”
“Everybody has bad times. Do we sacrifice all of the good times because of them?”
“I’m going to the ball and I’m not sure what to do or what I should wear.”
“I don’t know where to find a fairy godmother at this late hour.”
“It’s not true what they say. I have met so many kind and wonderful stepmothers.”
“I’d like to ask each gentlemen to invite a lady he did not accompany this evening to dance the King and Queen’s Waltz.”
“What a terrible accident that brought you to this terrible place with so much sadness and pain.”
“I can stop the hurt. I can make all those bad memories disappear.”
“Why would I ever align myself with that buffoon?”
“Your days as queen will be over!”
“Take my crown? Don’t you think that’s a bit melodramatic, dear?”
“All this nauseating talk of true loves kiss. It really does bring out the worst in me.”
“If I’m going to remain queen, I’m going to need some sort of story when I go back.”
“I don’t want you to miss this ending.”
“It’s the brave little princess coming to the rescue.”
“I guess that makes you the damsel in distress, huh, handsome?”
“We’re coming to the end of our story.”
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