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@wehaveconversations
And Skittles for lunch
MS: (upstairs) And then we gotta have breakfast MS: (downstairs) I already had breakfast MS: (upstairs) Did you say you had root beer for breakfast? MS: (downstairs) What? MS: (upstairs) What? MS: (downstairs) What about breakfast? MS: (upstairs) Did you have root beer for breakfast? MS: (downstairs) No! Why would... MS: (upstairs) I thought you said... MS: (downstairs) Wait, is that cool now? MS: (coming down the stairs) NO.
A list of the countries that will be coming to Toronto in 2015 for the Games.
OH SNAP SORRY ISRAELI SHOEGAZERS NO WAFFLES! FOR YOU Maybe if you guys spent a little more time BEING A PAN-AMERICAN NATION you would be on a Kingston, Ontario radio show this Saturday morning, but you blew it. You blew it, Israel!
In other news, today Matt figured out what exactly “Pan Am” means.
Brautigan, again, again
MS: ...so I said my favorite novel was “In Watermelon Sugar”
MS: oh yeah
MS: you have read it, right?
MS: i read like every Brautigan novel like within two months of us getting married
MS: cool
MS: you made it seem like it was mandatory
MS: SEEM LIKE
We have a show promo now!
PROG ROCK makes Marisa sad. And Matt happy! #wafflesradio #CFRC
Free tickets, Mother's Day, music for spring and much more... WAFFLES! Saturday 8 a.m. ET at CFRC.ca
Hey Buzzfeed. I like a lot of the stuff you guys do, but I've noticed something lately that makes me (and I assume a lot of other people) question whether or not to read your website. It seems like a disproportionate number of your articles and videos cater to women and so-called "feminists". This very blog recently posted a picture that mocked the new and popular #Meninist activist movement. Do you REALLY want your readers to think you support so-called "feminist" ideology?
Yes. Unequivocally yes.
MS: so I... [cat gallops across room] CAT: I AM SEABISCUIT MS: the cat is now racing horse seabiscuit MS: i always assumed she was an elderly cat CAT: I AM FASTEST HORSEY MS: she certainly can gallop [cat hacks up terrifying hairball] CAT: SEABISCUIT THE VOMITING HORSE MS: i don't think i care for this
MS: so then we can -- do you have to pee? MS: no, I'm good MS: if you have to go pee just go pee we can finish this later MS: I'm fine we're almost finished MS: admit it you have to go pee MS: I'm okay really MS: admit it MS: no MS: admit that you are dancing around on your little pee feet MS: I WILL NOT ADMIT PEE FEET
Don't ask about the red badge of courage
MS: I've never read Moby Dick. MS: me neither! MS: it is apparently about a dude that is super obsessed with a whale MS: and dicks
Don't ask about the other other news
MS: so I got a new filter set on my iPhone
MS: cool! Let me see.
MS: just pick any picture in there like that one of my penis
MS: that's a jar of sauerkraut
MS: in other news there have been some disturbing developments with my penis
MS: ...like Sophie's Choice! MS: with the dingos? MS: What? MS: you know, where the dingos are like GIVE US THE BABY and Sophie is like OH NO NOT THE BABY and the dingos are like SERIOUSLY LADY IT'S YOU OR THE BABY and Sophie is like OH WELL FINE THEN IT'S THE BABY and the dingos are like OH SWEET BABY and it's Sophie's Choice! MS: That has NOTHING to do with Sophie's Choice.
MS: sweet, somebody gave our nephew the whole set of Mr. Men books. MS: I remember those! MS & MS: (read read read) MS: wha MS: what? MS: read mr. tickle MS: why do I have to MS: just read it MS ... MS: (reading) oh god MS: I know, right? MS: OH my GOD MS: it's kind of... MS: MR. TICKLE BELONGS ON MR. SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY MS: I grew up in different times MS: MR. GOVERNMENT SHOULD PROHIBIT MR. TICKLE FROM LIVING WITHIN A MILE OF MR. SCHOOL
MS: This will definitely solve our problem.
MS: Grover Cleveland was a great man.
And Then There Was "Joyride"
MS: so our first cassette purchases were terrible.
MS: yes
MS: but our first CD purchases were awesome
MS: we can be proud of those
MS: but CASSINGLES
MS: I bought cassingles. Um. Jody Watley. Pebbles.
MS: “Wild Wild West” by Escape Club
MS: I ALSO HAD THIS CASSINGLE
MS: I wonder what Escape Club is up to
MS: I will look up their Wikipedia entry
MS: it will be a sad Wikipedia entry
MS: I predict links to the Wikipedia entries on suicide, autoerotic asphyxiation and possibly the heat-death of the universe
MS: oh hang on they released an album in 2012
MS: I have underestimated you, Escape Club
MS: it was called "Celebrity"
MS: ...
MS: I guess it was like a memory project or aural scrapbooking or something
MS: maybe the light of celebrity took 25 years to reach them
Gremlins II: The Boob Batch
MS: wow, 30 years ago Star Trek III was in theatres. And Ghostbusters. And Police Academy.
MS: which one was Star Trek III?
MS: the Search for Spock
MS: Star Trek I, the Motion Picture
MS: Star Trek II, the Wrath of Khan
MS: Star Trek III, the Search for Spock
MS: Star Trek Boob, the Search for Boobs
MS: "these boobs are highly illogical"
MS: whachoo!
MS: you should really try one of my allergy pills
MS: but I don't have allergies
MS: ...
MS: fine, let's pop some pills
MS: this isn't "popping pills"
MS: what are you giving me?
MS: benadryl
MS: sweet, we're taking bennies
MS: these aren't "bennies"
MS: we're poppin' bennies
MS: not popping, not bennies
MS: poppin' bennies with my spouse
MS: this is why I never share
