[ven0moth]

appreciation post for everyone whos ever talked to me bc im annoying and dumb

[ainaraoftime-deactivated2025020]

bus drivers who re-open their doors when they see someone running towards the stop are neutral good. any other kind of bus driver is automatically lawful evil

[just-shower-thoughts]

You never realize how boring you are until someone asks you what you do for fun

[opposite-of-a-problem-deactivat]

what are your hobbies? oh, i read books (haven’t read a book for years) and … go swimming (having been since 2012) and … go for walks (to the fucking refrigerator)

[cuddlebabies]

I genuinely don’t know what to say to people who hate ABBA like

if you change your mind

I’m the first in the line

[estelles-remade-deactivated2018]

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

[cockhunt]

can they like release new vegetables 

[doseofriends]

[patrickmasturbateman]

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

[detective-peraltiago]

you kinda stole my thunder!

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[she-is-my-sunshine-blog]

HOLY SHIT THE DAY I REBLOGGED, A TEACHER I HAD A DETENTION WITH FAINTED AND HAD TO BE SENT HOME AND I DIDN’T HAVE TO HAVE MY DETENTION, IM DYING AHASVH:BDHAJBBDH:SBUDBFH:S N 

[mindthebirds]

I need this. Next Thursday I see my TC. 🙈

[animatedtext]

destroy the idea that i will ever calm down

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

the turkey swiss on rye incident

[silver-cirquit-blog]

aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

[doggoschmoggo-deactivated201905]

this is like a book

[onlytwitterpics]

[dreamboatsandtrenchcoats]

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

[m-ignon]

Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that

[genderchilled]

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

[microscopically-deactivated2014]

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

[kaliforhnia]

Where ya goin bitch

[paprika]