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not to be lactose intolerant but i dont know how to pronounce 80% of white names

samcahntent

How racist. How dare you. How dare you refuse to pronounce my daughter’s name. Come on, Makayleighlough, let’s go home.

thatfineassaliengirl-deactivate

@therunnersam on a serious note how is that said?

samcahntent

It’s pronounced “Jessica” but I like that unique spelling.

devincastro

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This always makes me well up.

boredpanda

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A 2 week old lemming in a spoon (Source: http://ift.tt/2lmfIsE)

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WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

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wrywlf

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

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eternal classic

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View of luxury during childhood vs. view of luxury in college.

thecutestofthecute

When the bae is sleepy but agrees to hold your hand

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OMG

guy

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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Funny Story...

So I was at the pharmacy and needed to ask one of the pharmacists some questions about my birth control as I had switched to a new medication. I walk over to the consultation window, pills in hand, and some man arrives at the pick-up window, which is right next to it.

Because at least one mention of menstruation is necessary to discussions about the pill, I unashamedly started to talk to the female pharmacist who was no more uncomfortable than I in getting my questions answered.

However, the man at the window seemed offended by my concerns about my feminine health, saying as an aside to the person behind him that “there is a time and a place for that gutter talk”.

NO FUCKING SHIT, MISTER. THIS IS THE FUCKING PLACE. I thought to myself, mortified not because of the conversation but because this man thought he ought to shame me for this. I exchange a look with the pharmacist, who seems to be having the same thought. Raising her voice slightly above what was considered necessary in a quiet CVS, she pressed for more details on my period, which I happily obliged to supply. And I am POSITIVE the woman assisting him took her damn time just so he would be subjected to imagery about consistency, flow, and duration of my last three periods.

Menstruation is not a dirty word and I will BE DAMNED if a man wants to police it, especially when IT DIRECTLY CONCERNS MY HEALTH, because it makes him feel uncomfortable. I can’t help having a period, but you can help being an ignorant son of a bitch.

thewriterchick

100% here for passive aggressive pharmacists who choose their patients health over whiny baby-men behaviour.

daniefit

I’ve been taking pics of this tiny borough florist’s sign for the past 6 months or so….. this Dianne’s got the snark but also the heart 👏 ❤️

Saved the latest - and most uplifting - for last.

deforest

Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)

radicalmuslimfeminist

82 years later and it’s still relevant

twoshotsofhappyoneshotofsad

This will never not be relevant.

shesfiction

82 years and we still have to fucking tell men this shit

chubby-bunnies

💁💅🐰💕✨

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My friends

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This is the easiest way to piss a conservative off though… Like ask for a specific source and they FLIP

crownsforusall

That boy short-circuited

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The sky was a painting tonight.

mixtape-melodies

This is it. Sky pictures taken at gas stations are my aesthetic.

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This is like a dream I had but can’t quite remember

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HOW DID YOU FIND MY CRYING SHED

itswalky

Been looking at this for a while, and something about it seemed off. Something else is going on here, behind the scenes. And it hit me.

Look at where the floor is. Her legs, in order to reach it, must be Liefeldian in length! And then the obvious solution presented itself.

She’s standing on a dog!

No wonder this man is in here crying. She is a monster.

wackd-archive

Far be it from me to argue with someone with nineteen years and counting of artistic experience, but that is exactly what I’m going to do, right now! Watch me!

Yes, examination of that background and the marks on the floor of the shed lead me to the conclusion that there’s a great big hill of sand for her to be standing on. Thus obviously the reason he’s crying is that he’s just finished sweeping and now she’s letting all the sand in. As someone who spent many years at a summer camp with a sandy bank by the lake, and who was often made to sweep his own bunk, I can assure you that this is an unforgivable offense. Sand is the worst and there is always more of it.

itswalky

I will give you that there definitely appears to be sand. However, it’s a clearly not a solid fixture of sand which would support the weight of an adult human woman.

Unless…