Weird Charity Shop Donations

celebrating and highlighting some of the more eccentric donations to charity shops.

[shiftythrifting]

listen i'm usually above taking potshots at reborn baby dolls but the sound I made upon opening Facebook Marketplace and being met with this thing sent my cats flying across the house

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Found on marketplace, the description is my favorite part

[vvvarinn]

found another treasured childhood item

[vvvarinn]

i was emptying my box of action figures, looking like a CSI guy as i gingerly put the severed arms and feet of gundams into a plastic bag and then i found my old friend

[vvvarinn]

just noticed hes looking at a picture of a bomb

[shiftythrifting]

Marketplace chip and dip bowl find :)

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The saddest Thomas mug(?) at a Keech Hospice Care charity shop in Stopsley, England

[therustyskull]

This mug is for decaf only. On the last train to Sadsville.

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Goodwill in North Carolina, USA

[lohboh]

[lohboh]

Posts that Tumblr will blaze:

• Blatant NSFW that breaks community guidelines

• Christian proselytizing

• Vent posts

Posts that Tumblr won't blaze:

• Spoilers for a shitty game that lines a transphobe's pockets

[transarsonist]

🔥All Organic Blaze It Is Then🔥

[tekknonerd]

[shiftythrifting]

Batman Leg lamp - Goodwill Manasota, Venice, FL

[bringingclawstoagunfight]

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

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a...old man mug. so many questions and i want no answers.

[captain-cargoshorts]

too bad, you're getting an answer! this is a dz bogeyman egg yolk separator. crack an egg into his head, tip it over a bowl, and watch in disgust as this device does its job in the most upsetting way possible!

helpful picture for reference

or you can just. use your hands. it's free!

[shiftythrifting]

AUGH

[should-be-sleeping]

[love-and-socialism]

Incredible. They're so close to getting it.

[png-magician]

[reimenaashelyee]

My adaptation of the God of Arepo short story, which was originally up at ShortBox Comics Fair for charity. You can get a copy of the DRM-free ebook here for free - and I'd encourage you to donate to Mighty Writers or The Ministry of Stories in exchange.

Again it's an honour to be drawing one of my favourite short stories ever. Thank you so much for the original authors for creating this story; and for everyone who bought a copy and donated to the above non-profits.

[shiftythrifting]

[artfest]

wat if we were two porcelain cats drinking milk together

[depsidase]

[should-be-sleeping]

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