Why golf is terrible:
Destroys habitats
Wastes lots of water
My brother golfed in high school (I love him and he's a really good guy but the ancient laws of sibling rivalry demand I hate the things he likes)
Rich people like golf
My proposed solution to the Golf Problem:
Turn 99/100 golf courses into wildlife preserves and make 1/100 into chuck e cheese's where you're allowed to beat the cheese rat with sticks
EDIT: I've gotten a lot of asks about the legality of mini-golf. The guidelines for what constitutes a legally permissible putt-putt course can be found here.





























