Cosmic Funnies
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KIROKAZE
occasionally subtle
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
d e v o n
The Bright Sessions
bliss lane
Kiana Khansmith
izzy's playlists!
noise dept.
Keni
Cosimo Galluzzi
Sade Olutola
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I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
if i look back, i am lost
Discoholic đŞŠ
pixel skylines
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@bringingclawstoagunfight
Your maternal grandfather:
Fuck that dude
Meh (leaning negative)
Meh (leaning positive)
Love that dude
I don't know her
Another nuance
Your paternal grandfather
Fuck that dude
Meh (leaning negative)
Meh (leaning positive)
Love that dude
I don't know her
Another nuance
thereâs a twitter account where this guy thinks every tweet is directed at him and itâs great
this is how everyone on this website acts
Everyone meet just a normal goose :)
Glad you guys like this totally normal goose!
I am making everyone remember normal goose
Well, I can not find the original separate post of this so Iâm just going to tack these on here
Thank you @glitterdustcyclops !
Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i havenât seen a single gifset from it
If I was a writer I'd write blatantly incorrect details about real-life stuff on purpose just to annoy people. Shit like reloading a revolver with a magazine or describing bourbon as "sweet and minty"
i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause
terry pratchett is the only person who actually knew how to use a pregnant pause
Project Hail Mary
One of the best female characters ever commended to fiction.
was at the public pool yesterday and i kept looking around at all the women with fat and rolls and stretch marks and discolouration and cellulite and scars and thighs that bounce and bellies that jiggle and it's like wow. literally Everyone has these features that society is trying to convince us are evil and unnatural. idk it just really put things into perspective for me. highly recommend checking out your local public pool
I offered to come check on my friend's animals while she's away for the long weekend
She thinks I'm joking
But I'm ready
Wait. Are there 200, but to be numbered 1-250? Did I read those tags right? đ˛
Yes there are actually 202 of them, the company sent 2 extra in the package, and I will be numbering them on the bottom with sharpie marker 1-250. This will ensure even if she manages to find all 202, she will never truly stop feeling like there might be a tiny duck somewhere unknown in the house. Lurking. Waiting to appear at the strangest time.
#sometimes you must be gently evil to your friends#so they know you love them enough
very very important
hey op i don't think those are frogs like you said
they're right those arent frogs op.
I meant to prank my friend by hiding hundreds of small ducks after saying I would hide small frogs, but it turns out due to some quirk of only 3 people on the entire Internet knowing what a prank is, it seems I have pranked hundreds of other people by saying I would put 100 small frogs in my friends house, when in fact the prank was that it was 202 small ducks.
an update. it has been over 4 months and they are still finding ducks
1 year and 7 months later:
#imagine the dread she felt when she found the first duck and realized op wasn't joking (via @robyn-goodfellowe)
The key to a good prank, imo, is that the person you're pranking should not feel bad. They should feel delight. My friend has 2 kids. She walked in the door from her vacation, and instead of having two cranky children to deal with as soon as she got home on top of everything else, she got two children excited to run around finding small ducks. My friend knows me well enough to know that when I say weird things there's always a chance I'm not joking, and she would have said no (and been respected) if she didn't want this. The prank was never that I was hiding the toys, just which toys they were, and how many would be hidden.
when itâs the fourteenthÂ
Thunderbolts* (2025), dir. Jake Schreier
the pros of reading ao3 fics in public is that their layout is so clean and simple that people would think youâre reading some academic researches when youâre in fact reading a 50k fic. the cons is that you need to control your face all the fucking time
An additional feature: the layout is clean and simple BUT anyone familiar with AO3 will immediately recognize it. Pro or con? You decide.
If they know it enough to recognize it on sight, they probably arenât going to be judging me about it.
they were also at the devilâs sacrament
i think ppl would be a lot happier and better-adjusted on here if they realized that being online on a website is like being in any other casual public space full of people. if u walk into walmart u dont immediately think to yourself âi have to be friends with everyone in this walmart and if not everyone likes me iâm a failureâ and u really shouldnât feel that way online either. likewise if thereâs a guy in the walmart parking lot shouting obscenities u probably wouldnât answer him and thatâs literally an exact equivalent to some of the weird stuff that people on here seem to feel theyâre obligated to respond to.
I hate cigarettes so much I hate that smoking is becoming cool again I hate that we're becoming contrarian hipsters about this disgusting habit that has literally killed so many people and destroyed so many lives I'm so serious we need to become absolute killjoys about this again it's time to go 90s scolds on cigarettes until the scourge is wiped out entirely.
