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chloe, 20, she/her that hot elf looks promising

[toffee-arts]

🌟 Gio Gio  🌟

[cytocell]

golden boy!!!

[10domu08]

[angelicguy]

[weirdcuneiform-blog]

> opens tumblr

> sees a political post making an assertion without room for debate that oversimplifies the world and demonstrates an appalling lack of critical thinking

> leaves tumblr

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[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[kindlecoverdisasters]

“Read responsibly, and stop immediately if you begin to suffer any symptoms of Void Madness.” 

Buy it HERE.

[theartofwingingit]

[glumshoe]

What is your perfect version of a significant other?

A seething, nuclear chaos at the heart of eternity.

A dame with legs that go on forever, and ever, and ever - ankle-deep in primordial soup, her thighs brushing against Armageddon.

A girl with far too many eyes and a soft, breathy laugh like the skittering of thousands of spiders across a dusty floor.

A nameless thing that lives between walls and watches from behind mirrors, smiling, always smiling, though it does not possess a mouth.

A sentient teratoma with a great sense of humor and a love of tap dancing and barbershop quartets.

Xena: Warrior Princess.

A string of computer code that has learned how to fear ghosts.

I’m not picky.

[specialmemefresh-deactivated202]

[wittgensteinsmister]

flat moon theory

[maxknightley]

fake earth landing

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

hollow sun hypothesis 

[airframeextender]

hypercubic universe postilation

[dateagirlwhosweird]

Date a girl who entered the hole made for her at Amigara Fault but came out fine thanks to her Yoga training.

[thingsthatcannotsaveyou]

[thingsthatcannotsaveyou]

IT’S NEVER TOO EARLY TO LEARN THE FINE ART OF NECROMANCY

[durgeth]

why do people always advertise skin products as making your skin “radiant”? like “clean” and “clear” i get but i’ve never once looked at myself in the mirror and thought, “you know what would be better? if i were bioluminescing like some sort of hideous deep-sea creature”

[durgeth]

actually, you know what, if clerasil is gonna straight up turn me into some aquatic horrorterror, sign me the fuck up. fuck college, i’m all about that “lurking in swamps and frightening sleep-deprived drivers on long interstate trips with my literally radiant skin” life now. we gon be a cryptid for a living

[inkandowl-deactivated20200622]

I just saw a fic tagged with “lemon” on AO3, and it was so jarring my whole being just astral projected back to 2003

[countingprimes]

#at least you know they are of a decent age to be writing a ‘lemon’ if they call it a ‘lemon’

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