Just rebloggin @weirddandelion - Tumblr Blog

you know the drill, op disabled reblogs etc etc etc

MORE PHOTS IN MUH REBLOG

Psst. Don't tell the jolkein rolkein rolkein estate, but this is amazing. DO consider buying a print from the extraordinary artist responsible:

https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/leiaham/

Original Twitter thread with the artist's thoughts and commentary:

thevagabondbard

#amazing #lotr #lord of the rings #the designs i love this

stemmonade

remaking again since my last post got a lot of notes and i met my goal to cover groceries! however, (and if you know me you know whats coming) i still need help ;-; i need to restock on meds for managing my seizures; i wasnt able to get as much as i need last time and am already running out which sucks like, a lot!! tentatively hoping to raise $120 to cover enough meds to last me the entire month and then some.

i have the 3 main apps, as well as another option if folks prefer. if anyone is feeling especially generous+wants to help a disabled mixed Black trans person (me) and his disabled Black trans partner (my wife) replace lost items after becoming homeless and moving cross country to get housing again we have a registry :3

doing another one of these: favorite carb?

rice

pasta

potatoes

some other thing i didnt list

Voting ended onMay 8, 2024

(ps. please dont just vote in the poll and scroll past, reblog even if u cant chip in!)

#i mean potatoes are great #but pasta's too #and rice #omg i could barely choose

oakay-deactivated20241117

as fun as clicking the boop button is, remember to also do your daily clicks for Palestine 🇵🇸 !!!!!

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

Transylvania approved defense. I know Dracula was SHAKING in fear when he tried climbing through my window that night.

selkiesparrow

Zoozve, my beloved

ktempestbradford

"...we don't live in a big clockwork, we live in a dance club..."

This is my favorite line.

neil-gaiman

I have learned so many things from this.

aru

Tumblr Code.

geekishchic

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

amlsh-deactivated20181211

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

sads

im laughins so hard who changed it

ace-beef

pisshandkerchief-deactivated202

WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

pisshandkerchief-deactivated202

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

second-order-simulacra

#omg no #wth is this #sacred texts

snaxle-deactivated20260531

benefits of having a job: WOOO MONEY 🔥🙏🥇💥💥💰

bad parts of having job:

coraclavia

of all Riccardo Estli's compositions, I think his "Katya's Waltz" from the Goncharov score is one of his most beautiful

theriu

OH YOU SNEAKY—

luckycheesefoodie321

The way I was like “oh that’s a pretty composition what’s the joke?” And didn’t even recognise it

#goncharov #goncharov music #meme

arimiadev

oh shit rpg maker xp is completely free to own this week on steam??

#deals #steam deal #rpg maker xp #i should go back to making games

reallybadblackoutpoems

imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

venort

Chekov's Cat: if you see a cat in the first act, it will probably be relevant later. (example: Alien)

Shrodinger's razor: an unopened box may or may not contain the solution to the story; there's no way to know without opening it. (example: Monk)

Occam's gun: the simplest way to kill off a character is to shoot them. (example: Bambi)

aegimeda

i have been cracking up at this for the past 3 minutes

jesticutioner

Chekov's Box: If there is a container introduced in the opening act, it will be opened later.

Schrodinger's Gun: Treat every gun as if it's loaded unless you've checked it yourself.

Occam's Cat: If you hear strange noises at night, it's probably a cat.

rylandsgrace

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS (2023 - ) I 1.07 + Text posts

#percy jackson #percy jackson spoilers #pjo tv show

bamsara

TROD Au / Narilamb doodle dump

Part 1??? I've got a bunch of others and comics but I need to organize them all. I'll say that the first comic happens sometime after this post though

#cult of the lamb #narilamb

disgruntledturtle

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

equalistmako

“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”

seasonoftowers

Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

people-are-garbage

well you did ask

defilerwyrm

Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

mrtacomam

you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN

kariachi

Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.

pulltheotheroneithasbellson

plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.