Weird Dreams

please help me

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6-19-2017

I came home from work and found a little girl wearing my clothes from when I was 3 wandering around the yard. I ignored her and later me and my dad got in the truck to go somewhere. The little girl was in the garage so I picked her up and took her with us. We went to this mansion that turned into a museum and I was walking with the girl, who was the same size as a 3 year old that turned into Belle who was telling me about the history of the mansion. I walked inside and got on a plane and flew around the world once and landed back in Minnesota where my mom picked me up.

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6-16-2017

Me and Dayna were on a bus in a rain forest in the winter on a field trip. A bunch of apes that looked like muppets and wanted to take over the world got on the bus with us. They broke down the bus and tried to kill people, but we were close enough to the high school to just walk. We got there and the administration was forcing people to do this psychological experiment with markers and kids toys. I refused to be a part of it so I went to the cafeteria where the stairs were set up like bleachers, but they were slanted so impossible to use. I found normal stairs and took those instead.

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6-11-2017

I was at the Bratz store in a strip mall with all my college friends. It was dark outside and pouring rain. The bus came but there were too many people waiting to get on so the driver only let half of us get on. All my friends got on the bus and left me. I decided to just walk back to school but it took a really long time. I got there and had to go through a maze. When I finished the maze, my brother was Zac Efron and he was sitting in a ball pit/pool selling skittles. Our father, Leonardo DiCaprio was disappointed in him because he wasn’t fighting for his life with giant cocktail toothpicks like a real man.

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6-10-2017

There was a heavy storm outside and it was just me and my mom in my house. The power flickered on and off and suddenly there was a shelled jumbo shrimp wiggling around and screaming on the floor. It had a really manly voice and wanted to take over the world. I picked it up and told it I would help it but I threw it out into the storm.

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6-2-2017

I was in the exam for my writing class but it was over and the professor had left. My aunt was holding us all hostage because we were at her school and the bell hadn’t rang yet. I was trying to text Katherine but some guy was reading my texts. I leaned away from him and he kept leaning toward me until he was laying on me.

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5-31-2017

I was feeding a mouse in my kitchen cheese. I walked to my neighbors house, but instead of his house, there was a hidden stream. I still had the mouse with me and I got into a canoe and went down the stream. The people in the canoe in front of me told me to hold on because there was a waterfall coming. It was a straight drop 200 feet down into a lake. It was so beautiful so I went home to tell my parents but they didn’t believe me. I went back to take a picture but had to go in through the back where there were a bunch of seniors in the way.

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5-26-2017

I had to go to psych, but it was raining and I only had 5 minutes to get there so I didn’t want to go. eventually I made it to the building and there was a feminist vigil instead of class. The building disappeared and everything was outside. It was set up like a cafeteria and people were passing out plates of Chinese food. I accidentally sat across from Ameer. I asked for someone to bring me something vegetarian but no one ever did. A girl shared her broccoli and kale with me. Suddenly there was a violent meteor shower that was targeting specific people. I started running back to my dorm while people were getting hit. I almost got hit 3 times but made it back. I went to the basement and watched from a huge stained glass window while I ate Doritos.

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5-18-2017

I was working at Subway again. The uniforms were neon green, and I couldn’t find the fridge. I was alone in the store and realized we were in a war zone, and the store was doubling as a hospital.

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5-15-2017

I was in the art building staircase with Silas, and we were gluing bottle caps to a mural on the wall. It went all the way up the wall and instead of using the ladder to reach, Silas lifted me up. He started to kiss me, but Peter whipped open the door and started screaming at me for hiding. He dragged me to his office where he pulled hundreds of weapons out of his desk drawers. I chose a chainsaw and he had a long battle ax and we fought on the roof while the building spun in circles.

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4-30-2017

Me, Autumn and Grace went to Caribou to go swimming. We all forgot our swimsuits, so I ordered us a Spongebob themed cake. I got locked out of the building. By the time I got back inside, a family had stolen our cake.

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Unknown Date

The dorm I lived in had to be evacuated because it started sinking into the ground. I went behind it with Grace and we found out why it was sinking. There was another building under it. There were 2 sets of double doors to get in. We opened the first set but water from Lake Superior came flooding out, so we left. I went back alone and let all the water drain, and opened the next doors, Inside there were several pale white men dressed in Victorian attire. I went all the way up the stairs and found a room with a woman in a tattered white dress and several of the men were around her. No one seemed to notice me except for one man who was different from the rest. The woman looked terrified and the man started running after me to kill me. It turned out that the man was the woman’s husband who killed her because she had several affairs.

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1-30-2017

I was in my house with Abby and her mom. It was really small, gross and run down looking. We were about to eat dinner but the dining room turned into a pool. Me and Abby turned into penguins. We were in like a water park zoo type place, but there were orcas in the water. A man with a net came running after us so I grabbed Abby and we swam until we were in a pond outside where no one was looking for us.

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1-21-2017

I was walking through the woods with Alex and Grace and we found Sophie taking prom photos in the river. She fell in to the deep part and was surrounded by sharks that were blind and had no interest in her.

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1-15-2017

I was at the graduation for the class of 2015. It was at Machu Picchu and there were scavenger hunts in tunnels in the mountains.

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1-7-2017

I drove to my dad’s office in St. Paul that was actually a skyscraper that had offices for shoe companies. Each office had clear glass windows and doors and there was a different brand in each office. My dad’s brand was New Balance, and his office was next to Timothy Nike’s office. My dad wasn’t in his office so I left. I was driving on the highway and going 80, and I got pulled over for passing without signaling. The officer let me go but I ended up driving into a water slide. The officer was also in the slide but her legs had fallen off past the knee and she was carrying them around trying to get off the slide with me.

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1-6-2017

There was an alligator outside the house and my mom was using an umbrella to shoo it away through the front door. It bit my leg but my dad just looked at me and refused to help me. I got it off of me and ran down the stairs with my mom. The stairs didn’t end, so we kept running down and down. There was no more alligator but there was a giant fat kitten chasing us. There were windows on each side of the stairs and eventually the stairs ended at a drop off. we jumped off and clung to some windows while the cat jumped out and kept going. We closed all the windows and doors and the stairs were lined with Christmas candy on the way up.

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9-14-2016

Emily, me and belle went to sing the national anthem at a soccer game and we got separated. I ended up in a group of guys who were mad I wasn’t singing either down an octave or tenor part. So I left and found Katherine and I drove her home. I was swerving around the parking lot to my shuttle and red was inside. I took the shuttle home and my aunt was repeatedly calling my mom, so I blocked her. I found a cat and snuck it on the shuttle and we took it to my grandma’s houseboat because my aunt was trying to destroy our house. My mom found the cat and got mad.