Today, on More Historical Figures Tumblr Would Love: St. Columba
I just learned this, and I am THRILLED.
St. Columba is most famous as the guy who told the Loch Ness Monster to fuck off, and it fucked off. But THIS story is FAR more exciting:
St. Columba started a war over a copyright dispute.
I am not even exaggerating.
(Obviously, the following story is HIGHLY SUSPECT historically - but the best hagiographies always are!)
St. Columba was Irish. He went away to study at the Movilla Abbey. This abbey had a particular psalter (a songbook) that Columba wanted a copy of. So he copied it by hand (as you do).
Well, St. Finnian of Movilla found out about this and was FURIOUS. He demanded to have the copy back, saying that Columba had had no right to copy the book without permission. It turned into a legal battle, and Diarmid, the High King of Ireland, ruled that "To every cow belongs her calf, therefore to every book belongs its copy." So the copy legally belonged to Movilla.
Well, Columba did not LIKE this. (He also had a grudge against the High King for a number of reasons - for instance, some cousin or something of Columba's had sought legal sanctuary with Columba for some crime, and Diarmid's men literally tore him out of the church in order to kill him, so Columba didn't have any very tender feelings toward Diarmid.)
So Columba supported his own clan, Uí Néill (anglicized version: O'Neill) in a rebellion against the High King of Ireland. The following battle of Cúl Dreimhne (also known as the Battle of the Book) resulted in the deaths of about 3,000 people.
So Columba got in a liiiiittle trouble for being involved in the deaths of 3,000 people when he was SUPPOSED to be a man of peace, so he left to go to Scotland, where he founded the monastery of Iona and told a water monster to fuck off, and then got sainted.
By the way, the manuscript still survives: the 'Cathach (meaning "the Battler") of St. Columba' is the oldest surviving manuscript in Ireland, and the second oldest Latin psalter in the world.
After the battle, it ended up in the hands of clan Ó Domhnaill (anglicized: O'Donnell). It was regarded "as a rallying cry and protector in battle." It was said to protect and guarantee victory in war to the Donegal leaders. Before a battle it was customary for a chosen monk or holy man (usually attached to the Clan McGroarty, and someone who was in a state of grace) to wear the Cathach and the cumdach, or book shrine, around his neck and then walk three times sunwise around the warriors of Clan O'Donnell. (That metal book-shrine looks HEAVY, btw!) No word on how efficient it was as a protector.
Anyway, that's how St. Columba started a war over a copyright dispute. He is now the patron saint of, among other things, poets and bookbinders. I personally chose to consider him the patron saint of Fair Use and media piracy.