[weirdkjapa]

jmacweird​:

I just released an album in early October and even though i had to postpone the tour for next year, I’m definitely feel good about myself. Honestly, it’s nice to still be going strong after all these years, y’know? What about you? What’s something you’re really proud of doing right now?

@hollyweirdstarters​

Dude, that’s amazing! Congrats on the new album, and I’m sure the tour is going to be a success! I mean..You’re Jesse McCartney for god sake. I don’t think there’s anything you’d do that wouldn’t be a hit. And that’s not just my inner fanboy coming out or anything. Oh, I just came out with an album myself not to long ago! It’s been a project years in the making. Honestly the response I’ve gotten from it has been tremendous. It’s everything I hoped for if I’m being honest with you.

[weirdkjapa]

hennigz​:

Now. I do not care that it is nearly a week after Halloween, I don’t care if we’re not allowed to eat candy in our costumes. Why? Because we’re what?… 5 days afterwards and I am still doing it. To say that Halloween is my favorite holiday is an understatement, to live and breathe in eating candy till 4 in the morning and having an excuse to wear a costume? Now that is my kind of holiday, so if anyone needs me I will be eating left over Halloween candy and side-eyeing your non-costumeness… Am I worrying you yet? I shouldn’t be!

@hollyweirdstarters​

Quite bold of you to assume I’m not eating candy in my costume at 4am. We took my son trick or treating, and because he can’t really eat candy so young, I’ve been gorging myself with both chocolate and nougat alike. The real question is, what are you wearing? And please tell me you’re keeping warm!

[weirdkjapa]

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remi: I'm excited to get back on the stage.

kj: Do you regret cancelling your own tour versus going on tour with Dom?

[weirdkjapa]

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remi: I might be able to talk them into it, but I can't make you any promises

kj: Noted! I'm just excited to see you do your thing

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remi: I will certainly bring that up to Emerson and Sebastian. It's been a very long time since we've played that one.

kj: Do you think they'd be willing to play it again? I know it's an older song, so it would make sense for you to just skip it all together.

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remi: of course you can.

kj: I'd love to hear you play Stay live. It's such an amazing song.

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remi: No, I mean obviously the new ones are going to be on there but other than that I don't know. I have to get together with my brothers to really come up with that.

kj: May I make a request?

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remi: I think I can send you one! It would give me something to do in my free time.

kj: The free time you're about to lose once you go on tour. Have you decided on a set list yet?

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remi: Oh that was nothing, I just threw them together with whatever I had, I wasn't really trying, but I'm glad you liked them.

kj: The fact that you weren't even trying is what gets me! I'm going to need you to send me a care package every so often.

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kj: I've been dreaming of those pancakes you made since I finished eating them this morning. Rems, I think I'm in love 😻

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kendalljennerr​:​

       I don’t think any class could ever prepare you for that. Aside from like, first hand experience. I have been thrown up on as well by my nieces and nephews. I’ve also seen it happen to my sisters. Trust, there’s no preparation that kind of thing. It’s so incredibly gross how something so foul could exit a cute little human.  I know who you are, Archiekins. Riverdale is one of my guilty pleasures. Mostly watch it because the cast is so attractive. Those CW producers knew what they were doing. We just met and you’re already exposing your daddy kink ? Interesting. My day just improved simply by having this conversation with you. I’m Kendall by the way. Nice to meet you. I hope your day improves too and no one’s bodily fluids end up on you again.

I know you’re right, but I wish there was like a button that I could push that would just turn me into super dad. Though I also feel like every new parent wishes the same thing at one point or another. Okay but hear me out for a second! So babies are cute, right? One look at them and they have the ability to capture even the coldest of hearts. Well I firmly believe vomiting and the unholiness that comes from their diapers are just the evil being expelled in some shape or form. Oh, I know exactly who you are. Don’t tell anyone, but you happen to be my favorite out of the Jenner's and Kardashians. I would also have to agree with you on how attractive my castmates are. I mean I’ve spent the better part of the last five years hitting on each and every one of them. I’m glad I was able to improve your day so drastically. Even if you want to expose my daddy kink. I didn’t even realize you had no idea about that. I thought everyone knew about it by now.

[weirdkjapa]

tieraskv​:

Oh yeah? got all your screws fixed and updates? WOW, soo proud!! But I am already one, I guess I’m just waiting on you to realize you’re one too, haha. I can only imagine, but it’s good that you are enjoying the dad life and all. I’m sure your son already adores you and everything. well my texts are always open as they have always been – just both been busy with other things, so  we can definitely try to fix that.

My screws will never be fully fixed. The brand of screws I need ended up being discontinued back in 98′ so I’ve accepted that the majority of my nuts are going to be loose. What if I have realized I’m one, and I just don’t want to admit it? What if I’m blissfully content with playing dumb? I can’t tell for sure if he adores me, but I can safely say that he’s the best thing to ever happen to me. I’m actually looking forward to seeing what sort of person he’s going to grow into. Or if he will have his dad’s gift musically. Yeah I suppose you could say I’ve been busy, but that’s still no excuse. I should have made the time for you.

[weirdkjapa]

camiiimendes​:

Oh I bet you’re tired I can’t imagine what having a newborn is like but you’re doing amazing at it all. Okay fair enough but isn’t online classes available? I don’t know what about all the baby books? I would love to see him when you get back to Canada let me get all the baby cuddles please and thank you. Excuse you! You act like my adorable level isn’t enough, I’m slightly offended Apa! I’m not going to argue you with that because you managed it.

You’re more than welcome to make yourself at home in my apartment when I get back, and you can find out exactly what it’s like to have a newborn. It could be your turn to wake up at the crack of dawn because the baby just won’t stop crying. Honestly, it would be a welcome break if you ask me. I mean..I think they offer them? I haven’t actually looked. Do you think I should? Or maybe I can just pick Nessa’s brain since she’s going through the same thing right now? You can have as many baby cuddles as you want! Though can we agree that you’re not going to try and steal my child when it comes down to it? I love you to pieces, but I can’t have you stealing my little ward. Clara would kill me. No! I didn’t mean it like that! I mean Sasha has a different sort of adorableness.

[weirdkjapa]

mahomes-hw​:​

What baby classes? I know that they have those baby classes that women usually go to before birth, but I didn’t know about classes once the baby was born. Considering I clearly know nothing about this, it’s a good thing that I’m not a dad yet. And won’t be for a long while. Good luck with that, man. I wish you the best of luck figuring out this fatherhood thing.

Oh no those are the classes I’m talking about! I guess they gave her tips on what to expect and how to handle it when thing happened, and apparently I missed the baby vomit session. In all reality, I know I’m making a bigger deal out of it than is necessary, but I feel like being extra today. Thanks! I’ve actually enjoyed it so far and I think I’ve gotten into a decent groove. It’s just times like this where I feel like I could of done better.

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tieraskv​:

  I’m asking the same question, who are you and what did you do to the busy guy that  I use to know? – Are you calling me an alien or something? I don’t know how much you want to meet the alien leader, he’s something else. no, not at all, wouldn’t be fair to either of you, so try to stay out of too much trouble, yeah? I’m doing pretty good actually, how are you doing? that’s probably because I’m sure it’s pretty close to that a long while ago, haha.

I’ve finally received that upgrade I’ve always said I needed. Since obviously I’m a robot that only knows how to work. Now I’m a robot who can work and juggle a social life. You should be proud of me! Well..no but let’s face it..you and I would be aliens together. We could take over the world if we really wanted to. I mean I can’t really complain. I’m still adjusting to the life of being a new dad but I’m enjoying it so far. We seriously need to try and fix that. At the very least we need to start talking on a regular basis again.

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tieraskv​:

Kj, Keneti !!  you’ve made it out of the Canada for a bit? sweet! you might have just caught me on a lucky day, I’m somewhere in the Cali area. so no need to go to jail anytime soon. your baby would be sad without his dad.

I know! Hell has frozen over, hasn’t it? Not only am I in LA but I also left in the middle of filming. Who even am I Tiera? I feel like I’ve been kidnapped by aliens or something. You might as well take me to your leader at this point. Yeah can we not leave my son without his dad? I’d hate to miss his first word..first anything really. Anyways! How have you been? I feel like it’s been ages.

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camiiimendes​:​

Oh yeah and how is Riverdales favourite daddy doing hmm? Surely the classes helped you some they couldn’t of been all useless right? How is the babe doing? Give me the updates and tell me all. But you’re an amazing father so there’s that. You do bother us about it but we wouldn’t have it any other way, daddy. Do you know how fun teasing you has been for us? It’s been sooo much fun.

Your favorite daddy is tired. I’m currently in LA for a couple days until I’m needed again on set. You say that like I had the time to go to all the classes with Clara. I’m lucky I was able to make the four I was able to go to in the first place. Sasha is doing amazingly well! You should really come and see him when I get back to Canada. You obviously need your daily dose of adorableness. Hey, I still ended up getting my way! Everyone is calling me daddy and that’s truly all I wanted in life.