Potato.

Hi. I'm Jax. I cause chaos. they/he

[weirdo-with-a-potato]

intro:

greetings! I am Jax!

they/he

I like ducks ( like a lot) and superheroes. I do art sometimes!

art blog I forget that I have: @duckiart

I don’t understand myself half the time so don’t worry.

minor so uhh yeah. Im 17 btw

can’t really help with donations as I have no money

fandoms: dc, Danny phantom, the mechanisms, tma, tmagp, doctor who, malevolent, and, like, a lot of other stuff I can’t remember rn

needs to be said again: I like ducks (and other birds). I collect ducks. It’s a problem.

there’s not really a logic to what gets posted on this blog sooooo

I would say I’m pretty good at clicking the reblog button sometimes….

I eat Mac and cheese about once a day. And apple juice. I love Mac and cheese and apple juice.

moots=friendship you have been friend. If you would like to talk or interact with me I will probably be filled with joy and jump up and down with excitement. if I’m tagged in an ask game or something and don’t respond it is not because I hate you (you are probably super cool and awesome and a good person) I have simply forgotten or gotten distracted

same username on pillow fort I think yeah

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[dogpuppy]

[hounddogsrunning]

[longnuts]

lil homie goin both ways #bisexual

[infinityundone]

The best part about Iron Lung is that it's not a movie about Markiplier, it's a movie about a guy who just happens to be played by Markiplier. Like it starts and you're like "Omg it's Markiplier!" and then a few minutes later you stop seeing Markiplier, and instead you just see Simon, a guy trapped in a submarine in an ocean of blood. If, say, Mr Beast tried to make a similar film it would be like "Hey guys, I'm Mr Beast, and today, I'm going on a wacky adventure in this blood ocean with my zany cast of friends!"

[sajdd]

[x]

[tronmike82]

I like how Mark & his team were able to work in the frog (it’s called “frog” in the game files) from the ending of the game into the movie, by having it’s blank white eye rush past Simon in the nightmare sequence.

I love how they were able to expand on and explain oddities in the game such as “why does the SM-13 -a cheap burner sub- have a valuable computer system in it?” To download the blackbox data from the SM-8!

“How can the camera take pictures if light can’t pass through blood?” It uses X-Rays instead!

“Wouldn’t that mean it slowly irradiates Simon every time it’s used?” Yes!

“Wait, doesn’t that also mean that it would only show the bones of a creature, and not the whole thing; meaning you can’t tell if it’s alive or dead?” Also yes!

This movie‘s attention to detail is insane. 10/10.

[polarity-disturbed]

Could you imagine making your own movie, making like 20 million dollars, and then going “awesome, now to install a DVD duplicating machine in my house and personally burn copies by hand like a medieval monk preserving sacred texts”

Like I need people to understand the mental image here of a multimillionaire internet creator personally overseeing DVD production in his own house like he’s running an underground bootleg operation out of a basement in 2007.

It’s weirdly charming because there’s something very “old internet” about it, this energy of “I made a thing, and now I will physically hand it to people myself like an artisan at a craft fair.”

The man really said: “The future of cinema is me standing next to a humming disc burner at 2am”

And like... I can't help but believe he's onto something

[merinnan]

[adurot]

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

[adurot]

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

[adurot]

But wait, there’s more!

[adurot]

[astrangeraccoon]

More on Jonny vs moon kaiser: when the moon Kaiser dropped his head how was Jonny moving around? Did he just roll around on the floor hopping for the best? Was he un moving until the Kaiser was unfortunate enough to leave his toes a bit too close?

For some reason I just always picture him as bouncing around to get where he wants

[weirdo-with-a-potato]

I’ve always assumed he was eating dirt to move around. Like using his teeth to chomp into the moon and sort of wiggle

[kestrel-tree]

Ne forget pas les quatres food groupes mes amis!

[keena-kapu]

@maburito

[maburito]

La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l'attaque.

[anotherlikeyou]

i don’t even fucking speak french but I fucking know what that last comment says

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I have so much respect for the wee girls who do cartwheels for no reason regardless of context. like it's just their default idle animation. nothing else is happening might as well be upside down for a moment. iconic tbh

[dailydrumbot]

Hey guyyysss!

This beautiful picture for today!

This is clearly one of the latter ones, as his hair is longer here than in the others and he already has his face paint (which I just realised I have draw wrong this whole time-). His hat has the usual flower and a bonus- the Mechanisms patch!!!! As for clothing, white shirt, the brown/gold vest and black coat over all that. Two rings too. And why. The fuck. Is he unfairly GORGEOUS there??? The person who edited the hearts clearly agrees! More hearts for the DrumBot!!!

[unfortune-ly]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

[dionysiaproductions]

Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.