"The Internet is a strange place..."

[weirdoorphankid]

Screws fall out all the time... or something

I still haven't figured out this whole "internet" thing, but I'll give it my best shot.

I guess I'll write about my interests. Uh, I really like The Breakfast Club and Bon Jovi. Stuff like that.

I guess I'm taken now..? (@evangelines-astronomy)

I really don't know how to work technology all that well, so I apologize for any difficulties.

That's all

OOC

This is my South Park OC Jayson Weiland. (yes I took Scott Weiland's name). He was born on March 6th, 1978. He sleeps behind the dumpster at Skeeter's. Skeeter lets him stay as long as he helps clean before closing.

Alt sprite:

In case you couldn't tell from the character intro, he really likes The Breakfast Club. Like, REALLY loves The Breakfast Club. His favorite character is Bender, and he tries his hardest to look like and be like him (for better or worse).

He's from South Park the year 1988, but traveled forward in time to present day due to a paranormal event. This is why he struggles with technology. Nobody really believes him when he tells them how he got here.

Some facts about him:

His favorite snack is Easy Cheese and crackers (although he would never admit this)

He despises new music, but he makes an exception for Tally Hall.

He gets crushes really easily and hates it.

He can be clingy at times.

He had a girlfriend back in '88 named Kathy. He misses her dearly but has accepted he will likely never see her again.

He's a very silent crier.

He really misses his vinyl record collection.

He is one of the few people to manage becoming friends with the goth kids.

He takes small jobs to earn a little money to keep him on his feet, one of which being babysitting. This is why he is friends with Ike.

The song "Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles brings him great comfort and helps him sleep.

RELATIONSHIP SHEETS:

Original cast

OCs

I was inspired heavily by @sh4kygravez and her SP roleplay blog @evangelines-astronomy. @yosha-nashi-askblog was also a big inspiration.

Fanart by @oh-its-that-guy-again

Timezone is EST. I have school from 7am-2pm, but sometimes I use Tumblr on the laptops.

Last updated 5/31/26

[contemptible-scoundrel]

BLUE ALIEN GF: our universe is much like your own, but in our timeline, dj khaled never returned from being lost at sea

[weirdoorphankid]

@sh4kygravez

[weirdoorphankid]

How long have you been in modern South Park?

Almost a year now...

I got here around mid July.

[weirdoorphankid]

I think you should feel better, you have Evangeline.

Think positively!

Love doesn't fix everything.

[weirdoorphankid]

Now are you okay? ...even a little better?

Yes? No? Maybe? I don't know.

[evangelines-astronomy]

Hey Eva.

About our talk last night.

I think you misunderstood what I was saying.

-@weirdoorphankid

Oh... did I? I don't think I misheard you.... Ehm, could you tell me what you meant?

[weirdoorphankid]

When I said I liked you, I was trying to say that I really like you.

More than just as a friend.

[evangelines-astronomy]

Oh. I wasn't aware that... that you meant it like that... i do like you. i just... don't really know how this works. I'm sorry for my inexperience.

[weirdoorphankid]

That's alright. If you're not ready, I understand.

[evangelines-astronomy]

no— it's not that i'm not ready. i just… don't know what i'm supposed to do. i don't want you to think i don't care. i do care.

[weirdoorphankid]

honestly?

...

I don't really know what I'm supposed to do either.

I've only ever been in one other relationship.

[evangelines-astronomy]

that makes me feel a little better..., i thought i was the only one who didn't know what to do. maybe we can… figure it out together?

[weirdoorphankid]

Yeah... Alright. Let's figure it out together.

[evangelines-astronomy]

Hey Eva.

About our talk last night.

I think you misunderstood what I was saying.

-@weirdoorphankid

Oh... did I? I don't think I misheard you.... Ehm, could you tell me what you meant?

[weirdoorphankid]

When I said I liked you, I was trying to say that I really like you.

More than just as a friend.

[evangelines-astronomy]

Oh. I wasn't aware that... that you meant it like that... i do like you. i just... don't really know how this works. I'm sorry for my inexperience.

[weirdoorphankid]

That's alright. If you're not ready, I understand.

[evangelines-astronomy]

no— it's not that i'm not ready. i just… don't know what i'm supposed to do. i don't want you to think i don't care. i do care.

[weirdoorphankid]

honestly?

...

I don't really know what I'm supposed to do either.

I've only ever been in one other relationship.

[evangelines-astronomy]

Hey Eva.

About our talk last night.

I think you misunderstood what I was saying.

-@weirdoorphankid

Oh... did I? I don't think I misheard you.... Ehm, could you tell me what you meant?

[weirdoorphankid]

When I said I liked you, I was trying to say that I really like you.

More than just as a friend.

[evangelines-astronomy]

Oh. I wasn't aware that... that you meant it like that... i do like you. i just... don't really know how this works. I'm sorry for my inexperience.

[weirdoorphankid]

That's alright. If you're not ready, I understand.

[evangelines-astronomy]

Hey Eva.

About our talk last night.

I think you misunderstood what I was saying.

-@weirdoorphankid

Oh... did I? I don't think I misheard you.... Ehm, could you tell me what you meant?

[weirdoorphankid]

When I said I liked you, I was trying to say that I really like you.

More than just as a friend.

[weirdoorphankid]

Are you okay?

nah

[weirdoorphankid]

Can I draw Scott plz

Who?

[weirdoorphankid]

More text message things

@evangelines-astronomy @yosha-nashi-askblog @ridicule-thee-jester

[sh4kygravez]

HELLO???? I HAD THE FIRST ONE IN MY DRAFTS

[weirdoorphankid]

Lmao 😭

[weirdoorphankid]

More text message things

@evangelines-astronomy @yosha-nashi-askblog @ridicule-thee-jester

[evangelines-astronomy]

Hey eva.

I was wondering if we could talk.

There's something I need to tell you.

-@weirdoorphankid

... Is this about the coke recipe? I SWEAR I didn't do anything...

[weirdoorphankid]

No, it's not about the coke recipe.

I, uh...

I wanted to say that...

uh...

[evangelines-astronomy]

oh... uhm... okay. you can tell me, I suppose.

[weirdoorphankid]

I really

uh

What I'm trying to say is

I really like you, Eva.

[evangelines-astronomy]

oh... um... i... really like you too. You're really patient towards me, even when others call me slow or... 'dumb'. I'm not sure if I have anyone i'm as close to as I am to you. You're a good friend to me, Jayson...

[weirdoorphankid]

O-Ok...

nice talking with you...

[evangelines-astronomy]

Hey eva.

I was wondering if we could talk.

There's something I need to tell you.

-@weirdoorphankid

... Is this about the coke recipe? I SWEAR I didn't do anything...

[weirdoorphankid]

No, it's not about the coke recipe.

I, uh...

I wanted to say that...

uh...

[evangelines-astronomy]

oh... uhm... okay. you can tell me, I suppose.

[weirdoorphankid]

I really

uh

What I'm trying to say is

I really like you, Eva.

[evangelines-astronomy]

Hey eva.

I was wondering if we could talk.

There's something I need to tell you.

-@weirdoorphankid

... Is this about the coke recipe? I SWEAR I didn't do anything...

[weirdoorphankid]

No, it's not about the coke recipe.

I, uh...

I wanted to say that...

uh...

[evangelines-astronomy]

Eva

What did they do to Coke

It tastes like shit now

What the fuck

-@weirdoorphankid

Oh! Er, did they... like, change the recipe? I don't drink soda, sorry...

[weirdoorphankid]

First Blockbuster and Radioshack, now this. Society is fucked.