ł’₥ ⱧɆɆɆɆɆⱤɆ!
Now, now, don’t freak out— I know you were all awaiting my arrival on this blogging app.. especially my little comrade @gregoryofyardale-ask… and I’m aware that it must be overwhelming to see your superstar in all his glory— but my autograph signings are at lunchtime in the cafeteria on the farthest table at the right, so save it ‘till then, kaaaay?
If you’re an uncultured freak, you’ll probably be wondering who I am. It’s Valerian to my comrades, but Darlington to any uncultured freaks who didn’t know my name before head. Oh— and it’s just Darling to anyone who’s saved me from getting my head blown off with a gun before! That’s you, Gregory. (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
No, Val is not an option.
Send me some asks. Don’t bore me. My gun’s on my hip and it’s got a good few bullets inside of it, so I’d also suggest not getting on my nerves? Just a heads-up, though. Make sure you’ve got a bullet proof vest on.
