jade

Jade || she/her || Ask me anything, at any time Writer, sometimes artist, and college student. Purple Hearts 💜 system Chronically online

[jadedsundragon]

my blog is a mess sorry not sorry

[jadedsundragon]

now with updated tags

[mizuthe-cat]

every character will be on the aro/ace spectrum by the time im done with them

[bitchfitch]

Ok, Have you in real life ever seen a bathroom that had its light switch Outside of the bathroom. Not like one of those fancy giant bathrooms where the toilet is in its own little room, but a normal sized bathroom where you could be in there doing your thing and someone Outside could just turn the light off on you?

This is so normal to me

Yeah but it's weird

Maybe? normal though.

Maybe? weird though.

No but I'm pro this being a thing

no and what the fuck why would that be a thing

Other

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In Real life. not in a videogame or movie because I've Only seen it in videogames and a friend has spotted it in a movie.

[g1ngerbeer]

computer show me gore of my comfort character

[g1ngerbeer]

computer PLEASE

[rinzxii]

Pan!Apo :)

[professiona1l3sbiantm]

This came to me while rewatching Phineas and Ferb please enjoy some bullshit

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

#i appreciate how genuine and non-judgemental this comic feels #like left one is not upset at right one for caring while being powerless #and right one seems genuinely distraught and not performative

I'm glad the facial expressions are coming across accurately! It can feel so absurd to say gosh I hope the torment maze removes some fire and rusty nails soon, but alas, sometimes that's all one can do.

[fieldbears]

Also sometimes you and your friend are both in Torment Mazes, different ones, and while yours is way hotter, you know that your friend's has just so many more rusty nails than yours does, and so you and your friend vent to one another about your respective Torment Mazes and sympathize in a way that makes very clear that it's not a Torment Maze Olympics, there is no competitive element about whose Torment Maze is worse, and you both just genuinely wish the other to be freed from their Torment Maze as soon as humanly possible

[syekick-powers]

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

[ajarofham]

[feliza-navidad]

[gay-mormon-wizard]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Someone hacked into and deleted my Tumblr while I was using it. All of my posts gained red text and the letters swirled around like a tornado before being scattered off screen. Presumably for others to use in their text posts

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[scartekked]

tango tango tango hi hi hi

[joifee]

Gone in an instant

[boltlightning]

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

[boltlightning]

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

[kaijuerotica]

99.9% of bug bite itchers stop itching before the scratch that finally makes the bug bite stop itching for good

[curioscurio]

if I were a fish id be enjoying the fuck out of those dusty little fish food pellets. imagine a life where you can fly and every day wet food begins raining from the sky. such is the life of the humble pet fish

[yeehawpim]

a comic about fix-it fanfics

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[jadedsundragon]

Silly Game Time: If you had to choose, would you rather spend one week with you pinky fingers being twice as long OR one week with all your other fingers being shorter by the length of your fingernails?

Either would suck cuz I love to play music, but I also keep my fingernails really short so I think I'd have to go with:

One week with all your other fingers being shorter by the length of your fingernails

I feel like that'd be the safe option? Cuz I cut them short frequently? But if you're talking about the Whole Nail including the bed. I fear I might be slightly cooked because my fingernail beds are Really Long