Weird Quotes Heard At Strongsville High School

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God is dead and lead poisoning killed him.

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I drink wine every Saturday... at mass.

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It’s gonna be Florida, ye old land of old people.

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Why would you deep throat it with the cap on?

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I might be fingering a bag, but what have you done?

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I’ve just been upgraded from a gay mess to a gay mess with enamel pins.

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Those girls are saying ‘We should be friends every other day’... Like? That’s not how it works?

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He who has a pirogi has a master.

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I’ve been waiting for someone to catch on fire, so please leave the fire extinguisher glory to me.

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My anxiety has just turned into miserable loathing of this school building.

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A daddy has a plug and a mommy has an outlet, they plug into each other and you turn the computer on, and order a baby online.

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Why is this school system obsessed with scavenger hunts?

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Everyone believes in a higher power like a god, what’s God backwards? That's right, Man's best friend- Dog!

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You son of a bitcoin-

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Is there a cello flavored juul pod?

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Remember kids: There’s never a bad time to floss.

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“Harry Potter was born an orphan.” 

“Born an orphan? That’s not possible. ‘Neither of my parents showed up to my birth’?”