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Sweet Rolls from Skyrim/Fallout

1st sweet roll:

½ cup flour

pinch of salt

2 tbsp butter

1 egg

1⁄4 cup milk

directions:

in a medium bowl add flour, salt and butter. in a small bowl add egg and milk mix together. add the wet ingredients to the dry ingredients mix until a smooth cake batter is formed. grease a small oven safe measuring cup and pour batter in, put in a oven set to 350° for 45 min or until you can stick a knife into the cake and no batter comes out onto the knife. Cut off the bottom of the cake then cut a hole in the middle so the cake represents a sweet roll add icing and enjoy

2nd sweet roll:

1 & ½ cup flour

couple pinches of salt

2 tsp baking powder

½ cup brown sugar

1 & ½ tsp cinnamon

1 & ½ tsp allspice

2 tsp vanilla extract

½ cup milk add ¼ if needed

¼ cup butter melted

1 egg

Directions: add to a medium bowl flour, salt, baking powder, brown sugar, cinnamon and allspice. To a small bowl add vanilla, milk, butter and egg. Pour the wet ingredients into the dry and mix. Mix until a smooth cake batter is formed. Grease a medium sized oven safe measuring cup and pour batter in, put in a oven set to 350° for 1 hour or until you can stick a knife into the cake and no batter comes out onto the knife. Cut off the bottom of the cake then cut a hole in the middle so the cake represents a sweet roll add icing and enjoy

3rd sweet roll:

1 & ½ cup flour

couple pinches of salt

2 tsp baking powder

½ cup brown sugar

1 & ½ tsp cinnamon

1 & ½ tsp allspice

2 tsp vanilla extract

½ cup milk add ¼ if needed

¼ cup butter melted

1 egg

Directions: add to a medium bowl flour, salt, baking powder, brown sugar, cinnamon and allspice. To a small bowl add vanilla, milk, butter and egg. Pour the wet ingredients into the dry and mix. Mix until a smooth cake batter is formed. Grease a medium sized oven safe measuring cup and pour batter in, put in a oven set to 350° for 1 hour or until you can stick a knife into the cake and no batter comes out onto the knife. Once cooled put into a medium sized bowl and mash into cake bits. Add some milk then start mixing the cake by hand until a cake mass is made. Cut the mass in half and form it into a sweet roll shape put on a baking sheet then put in the oven set to 350° for 15-30 mins depending how doughy or crispy you want it. Take out apply icing and enjoy.

icing:

¼ cup soft cream cheese

1 & ½ cups powdered sugar

2 tablespoons milk

1 tsp vanilla extract (optional)

Directions in a small bowl add cream cheese, powdered sugar and milk mix until a creamy icing is formed apply it to any sweet roll and enjoy.

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