Just Schnee Things

It would be a shame to not make fun of how ridiculous one's teammates are. Send an ask, if you'd like to. Don't give Ruby more cookies, she's had enough.

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*shows up 10 years late with snacks*

What’s up y’all I’m back

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>:D

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=^w^=

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*in an old man voice* it's been 500 years since I last saw a post from any of the Weiss blogs.

Weiss: It has, hasn’t it.

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*shows up 10 years late with snacks*

What’s up y’all I’m back

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Hey, so, something big just went down and I need to get a friend out of an abusive home ASAP. My Ko-Fi link is on my header and any cash y’all can spare would be greatly appreciated.

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(this person is a very important friend of ours, please do what you can if you can.)

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*gives weiss cake*

Weiss: Oh! Uh... thank you!

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(You cant just post again and not immediately pm me thats illegal) Ruby: hey, ya know who’s gay? -rubyrose-isms

Weiss: Were I to take a wild guess, would it be… you?@rubyrose-isms

[babblingfishes]

Visit Original Link

(x) @reblogsofacat​ The Deed Has Been Done

Update: Stop asking me for the download link.

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Weiss: Sure, money can’t buy everything.

Weiss: But it can buy me better stuff than canned food, so that’s pretty neat.

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my goth gf sent me this because i am full of hubris, and I must know the sting of shame, thank you have a good night

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Weiss! It’s you! *hug*

Weiss: Yes, it’s me~ hello to you as well, but easy on the personal space, okay? I’ll allow a hug without asking this time.

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Hey Weiss, if you're back, I have some trivia for you. As I understand it, there is only one language on Remnant: English. On Earth, however, we have many languages. And in one of those languages, German, your name directly translates to "White Snow", in English. What do you think?

Weiss: White Snow… that almost feels ironic. But that’s rather interesting.

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*sneaks up, cuts a lock of your hair, runs like hell*

Weiss: eXCUSE THE FUCK YOU

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How was raven bandit camp like? Probably not a good place to stay, but i want to know from the heiress herself how it was.

Weiss: Unpleasant.When you’re injured and recovering from an airship crash, and you are not only handled roughly but not well fed or helped in any way, things can be incredibly uncomfortable. Sheesh, it’s not like everyone had to be a jerk about it to me… at least treat your prisoners with a little respect…

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Hiatus Officially Over!

we now return to your regularly scheduled mess of shitposts. this blog will not be spoiler free for Volume 5, but all spoilers will be tagged! you have been warned!

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Temporary Hiatus Notice

I apologize for the odd silence but for now I’m going to take leave so that I can complete everything I need to leading up to my graduation. Stress has left it too difficult to continue writing as of right now. I’ll be back in the middle of June, most likely.

Sorry about this guys!

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Hey, Weiss Schnee right? The Twins wanted some help with a new drink and they asked for you. They said "We need the best ice mage in the world for this," and they asked me to get you. They're in the back if you're interested. -Junior

Weiss: Oh. Er- I suppose I could spare a moment to give them a hand. I’ll head back right away.

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Mel: *Locks the door behind Weiss* Yeah, we threw that recipe out weeks ago. Mil: On the bright side… Twins: *Apply Lipstick* Twins: *Sit Weiss on couch* Twins: *Hug Weiss from both sides so their breasts envelop her face* Mil: We get to have some fun~

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Weiss: !!!! O-oh... I-I suppose... I'm not against this... Weiss: *is very red*

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Jaune and Blake

Weiss: 8/20. It’s a nice pair.