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just got gay married with my gay husband lan zhan bc we're gay 😜😜

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Seems I have a few haters. None that are as hot as me. Interesting...

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is my husband a zombie

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: )

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Me and jiang cheng

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Glasses or no glasses?

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Wei wuxian 2: undead bungaloo

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Damn if lan zhan keeps sending me those gym selfies I might just have to start whoring out 🥺

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Sometimes I cant sleep but then I go and rest my head on lan zhans big huge glistening beautiful breast and I

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[Sees lan zhan] hold on I'm shifting into whore mode

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what does “mood af” mean?

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Mood as fuck. Like my current mood or whatever.

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why did you comment that under a video of a gorilla throwing his own shit.

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Mind your business I'm a grown man 🙄

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🎶🎵 Party rockers in the house tonight 🎵🎶

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what does “mood af” mean?

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Mood as fuck. Like my current mood or whatever.

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Jin lings birthday parties are always fun because he has uncles from all 4 big sects and theres alcohol

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Vibe check! *slaps lan zhans ass*

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[Works out but only enough to get my big beautiful breasts to glisten with moisture]

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Homophobia rules!

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Hold on lan qiren isnt looking I have to go commit some crimes brb

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lan xichen has let me borrow his crocs. they are comfortable.

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