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@welcome-to-incorrect-quotes
Hello! This is my intro post to the lovely W2H Incorrect Quotes Blog!!
Please feel free to send in any incorrect quotes to your liking and I’ll make sure to post them along side my own incorrect quotes!
My main account is @blueberry-starsss so please go follow me there if you want to see some decent W2H fanart!!
Sock: My only talent is being stress.
Jonathan: Don't you mean stressed?
Sock: No.
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Sock: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Jonathan: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Sock: Th-that's not how that works-
True apathy
Sock: We’ll get back into there or die trying.
Jonathan: No one’s dying.
Sock: Not with that attitude.
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Hate when my asks go dumb, but god Bingley you are on a role with these lmao
Sock: Are we fighting or flirting?
Jonathan: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Sock: Your point?
Oop
Jonathan: Sock... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?Â
Sock: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.Â
Jonathan:
Jonathan: I wrote sanitize, Sock.
…. sock oml
Jonathan: Dude-
Sock: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Sock: My tongue was down your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me dude??
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA WHAT EUEHDKDHEO
Jonathan: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.
Sock: Forty five seconds?!?
Jonathan: No! I said four TO five seconds.
Sock, hugging Jonathan: Too late.
That’s amazing gekwhdiwhdiwhdowhd might just draw this
#shadow!jonathan is my biggest hobby… and my greatest fear.
This one was being poopy but, but it was so funny
Sock: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.
Sock: *glares at Jonathan*
Jonathan: Well, sorry I have morals!
HAHAHA
Jonathan: Why are we friends?
Sock: Poor decisions on your part.
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Sock, throwing their head into Jonathan's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Jonathan, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
Jonathan don’t be mean-
Jonathan: "I'm hungry but I don't know what to eat..." Sock: "Queerios." Jonathan: "What the hell is a Queerio." Sock: "Queer Cheerios because you're gay!" Jonathan: "... I hate you so much." (Based off of an interaction with my boyfriend and I, LMAO)
Peak
Jonathan: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend?
Sock: Dude- Its satire!
Jonathan: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!
GDJSGDKEH
Sock: We have fun, don’t we, Jonathan?
Jonathan: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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