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“got snap?” i have an address where you can send me roses and love letters mf act grown

I hope those people who owned that ballet studio had good insurance

as someone who works for a small business I THINK ABOUT THIS ALL THE TIME. like that’s literally someone’s livelihood that was destroyed. there were probably so many devastated students and teachers. like!!!! no remorse from literally any of them. I mean not surprising that the Cullens only thought of Bella and themselves but STILL

#twilight #i like to think the cullens took care of it

serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty

#i need a better tag

ree-duh

Me: *sitting in class flipping through my day dream scenarios trying to find a new plot line to spice things up*

Edward also sitting in class watching me pull a new batshit twist in my day dream:

#twilight #edward cullen

sothisispoetry

Say what you want about Twilight but those books literally have everything we all love fanfics for. You want mutual pining? It’s there. ust? Three whole ass novels of it. Drama, tragedy, hot brooding men. Put an author’s note in front of Breaking Dawn that says “the wait is finally over! This fic contains lemons ;)” and it would fit right in on fanfiction dot net. Stephanie Meyer really Did That

#twilight #fanfiction

calmingthoughtsinyourhead

Remember that time Bella was literally dying in child birth and jacob was congratulating himself for not looking at her sexually while she was naked

#twilight #jacob black #bella swan #ugh

pathokinessis

For a fandom created by a suburban mormon mother we have no fear of God

#twilight

mccartycullen

i don’t get how smeyer thought she was making leah an unlikeable character. she really said “this girl had her boyfriend of three years go missing only to come back and break up with her for her cousin whom she thought of as a sister, blames herself for her father’s death, has to spend a lot of time around her ex and be mentally linked to him, is the only female wolf in her tribe’s history (which somehow caused her to become infertile?), and is constantly ridiculed by her pack for being (rightfully) angry about what has happened to her...but she doesn’t like bella for pulling shit with jacob and doesn’t trust the cullens (who caused the pack to shift in the first place) so she is Bad” and thought she did something

#leah clearwater #twilight

suite-dee-reynolds

everyone was lying when they acted like bella was wrong for being so down with edward in twilight, like if you had a sexy immortal vampire lusting after you, you’d be like hell yeah fuck my human life, im gonna bang this impossibly hot immortal and live for fucking ever and never have to worry about dying or working

#twilight #edward cullen #bella swan

the-stars-descend

I just… don’t get the whole brooding, domineering, over-sexualized persona that people somehow tied to Edward. Cause all I can think of is him being nervous about holding Bella’s hand. Or listening to her heartbeat. Or playing with her hair. Or holding her hand against his face like, “feel how warm it is?” and Bella’s like Umm it’s not really warm but at least I’m touching his face. One of the best things is the fact that Bella feels safe around Edward (a while back I was going to post a bunch of excerpts about this and there were too many - I just gave up). It’s not like she’s out there looking for danger or trying to be edgy or whatever nonsense it was that people were saying about her way back when. And Bella feeling safe around Edward isn’t because she’s being stupid or naive either. I love that part in midnight sun where Edward realizes that the waitress isn’t scared of him, and he says something about Emmett teasing him because he’d lost his edge. Because he’s been trying so hard to be safe and human for Bella, the usual scariness is gone. (It’s counterproductive, really, because he still tries so hard to tell Bella that he’s dangerous while simultaneously being the most gentle and safe person in existence). Why would you even want to turn Edward into some snide, domineering jerk? Don’t people want sincere, gentle, trustworthy, safe guys? Isn’t that the ideal? That’s what he’s supposed to be like. That’s what he is like (in the books). Why do people hate themselves?