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ive been wanting to get into living what do you guys recommend for a beginner

who else has fantasized about the Nutrient Brick

#YES #it’s always validating that there are others who also long for the nutrient brick so we don’t have to think about this shit any more #(although i tended to think of it as a slurry)#that said: i would be so glad and relieved i would even pay more than fifty cents

wifegideonnav

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

#i love these i’m trying to work more into my life #although i recently almost used ‘want me to call it?’ in a situation where it would NOT have gone over well

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baron ragoon: i actually have fourteen children.

dripfang: say what?

baron ragoon: three, uh, four legitimate children, the oldest, uh, was kidnapped— “kidnapped;” given, I gave him away, to the dark lord.

dripfang: okay. that’s two different words.

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dripfang: it’s a real who’s-riding-who situation. sometimes i think the horse is riding me!

baron ragoon: i never thought that.

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dripfang: all right, dust yourself off. you look like you’ve been dragged through the jungle and like you’ve been riding a dead giant for awhile.

baron ragoon: yeah.

dripfang: i look great, as always.

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squibbert: dripfang, you’re lookin sick.

dripfang: like, cut, like, jacked?

squibbert: no, like—

dripfang: like, swole?

squibbert: —like, d’you need help? maybe lie down for a couple of minutes and be alone with your thoughts.

dripfang: beefy?

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dripfang: we’re literally among bandits.

baron ragoon: oh yeah, right.

dripfang: and it’s smokey in here.

baron ragoon: i mean, uh, i don’t know whether you know, i agreed to transport this ale for the, um—

dripfang: smokey.

baron ragoon: —cooing monks—

dripfang: and there are bandits.

baron ragoon: yes. i ge— you’re right.

dripfang: (onomatopoetically) glug glug glug glug.

not right now, kevin, sweetie, daddy has plot to do.

#i’m sure adal would’ve appreciated the heavy hand which made that reference though #hftmt liveblog #hftmt mom 1.4

welcometohighwater

baron ragoon: i actually have fourteen children.

dripfang: say what?

baron ragoon: three, uh, four legitimate children, the oldest, uh, was kidnapped— “kidnapped;” given, I gave him away, to the dark lord.

dripfang: okay. that’s two different words.

welcometohighwater

dripfang: it’s a real who’s-riding-who situation. sometimes i think the horse is riding me!

baron ragoon: i never thought that.

welcometohighwater

dripfang: all right, dust yourself off. you look like you’ve been dragged through the jungle and like you’ve been riding a dead giant for awhile.

baron ragoon: yeah.

dripfang: i look great, as always.

welcometohighwater

squibbert: dripfang, you’re lookin sick.

dripfang: like, cut, like, jacked?

squibbert: no, like—

dripfang: like, swole?

squibbert: —like, d’you need help? maybe lie down for a couple of minutes and be alone with your thoughts.

dripfang: beefy?

#hftmt liveblog #hftmt mom 1.4

welcometohighwater

baron ragoon: i actually have fourteen children.

dripfang: say what?

baron ragoon: three, uh, four legitimate children, the oldest, uh, was kidnapped— “kidnapped;” given, I gave him away, to the dark lord.

dripfang: okay. that’s two different words.

welcometohighwater

dripfang: it’s a real who’s-riding-who situation. sometimes i think the horse is riding me!

baron ragoon: i never thought that.

welcometohighwater

dripfang: all right, dust yourself off. you look like you’ve been dragged through the jungle and like you’ve been riding a dead giant for awhile.

baron ragoon: yeah.

dripfang: i look great, as always.

#these episodes are so visual??#maybe it’s because main feed magic tavern is usually sitting at this very table and chatting but the baron and dripfang are on the move #hftmt liveblog #hftmt mom 1.4

welcometohighwater

baron ragoon: i actually have fourteen children.

dripfang: say what?

baron ragoon: three, uh, four legitimate children, the oldest, uh, was kidnapped— “kidnapped;” given, I gave him away, to the dark lord.

dripfang: okay. that’s two different words.

welcometohighwater

dripfang: it’s a real who’s-riding-who situation. sometimes i think the horse is riding me!

baron ragoon: i never thought that.

#hftmt liveblog #hftmt mom 1.4

unsubconscious

Elena Wuest (German, b. 1977) ‘Beyond’, 2025 Oil on canvas, 80 x 60cm

#art

baron ragoon: i actually have fourteen children.

dripfang: say what?

baron ragoon: three, uh, four legitimate children, the oldest, uh, was kidnapped— “kidnapped;” given, I gave him away, to the dark lord.

dripfang: okay. that’s two different words.

#even dripfang is creeped by jayme and sayme #hftmt liveblog #hftmt mom 1.4

rowan-e-ravenwood

new top contender

#me

urgetocreate

Grzegorz Jacek Olejniczak, (Polish b.1968), Moments Before the Storm, 2026, Acrylic and oil technique

#art #flowers #YEAH!!

batmanisagatewaydrug

hey if you have a pet or pets you need to reblog this rn and tell me in the tags what their names are. bonus points for including what kind of animal.

#dog:#josephina #cats:#simon secretly hecubus #smoky bear no relation #belug #snickers

sluttyquarantinetheory

There's this thing where people talk about creating gender neutral language but only really remember the more silly or cutesy options.

Terms like nibling, which many people use because it's the one they actually remember, tend to be popular. I'm personally not a big fan of it. Largely because while it works to call a sibling's kid a nibling when that kid is five it feels infantalizing in a way niece/nephew does not when that same kid is now 20. Pibling, in the same vein, is silly in the same way as saying "smad" to mean a combination of sad and mad is. Like you can do it, but it's not exactly taking the assignment seriously.

Creating gender neutral language where previously there was none is kind of messy and inconsistent, but it is telling that the terms people remember and the ones that tend to take center stage are often the ones that are a bit silly. I don't think there's anything wrong with silliness. My nephews call me "Ankle" afterall, but there is something to be said about how attempts to push for serious gender neutral language often get shoved to the side in favor of ones that are silly and as such offer a nonthreatening appearance.