god’s favorite mistake

mercury | 30s | she/he/they | queer | bipolar | backroads reverend | that’s how we deal with boys like me

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

ive been wanting to get into living what do you guys recommend for a beginner

[spicymochi]

forest friends

[welcometohighwater]

what kind of baby will just do this. just fall asleep with you holding them gently by the throat.

[pmamtraveller]

Fate, by Hugo Lederer c.1905.

[anywhoozles]

[welcometohighwater]

sasha: i want that passionate, deep connection, that sensual, that i-need-you-every-moment-of-the-day love.

chunt: true love.

sasha: is that true love?

arnie: unhealthy love?

sasha: unhealthy love, yes!

[welcometohighwater]

sometimes it really is like: how can things still be getting worse. i’m so exhausted but i can’t be right now

[ancientsstudies]

Wait for me in the sky.

[angelbabymikaa]

you have to romanticize the mundane or you won’t survive it’s cruel out there so drink your coffee and spray a little extra perfume

[welcometohighwater]

mej in wildwood????

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[inconspectus]

once my therapist said I used very uncommon and creative phrases and adjectives and i just did not have the heart to tell that Old Lady From A Foreign Small Town that I was translating tumblr speech into our language. so I was like yeah... must be from the books I read...

like girl we have an army of scholars over at tumblr.com crafting our language it's not just little old me I swear

[copperbadge]

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.

[aropride]

i think when actors need to leave a show for whatever reason but the character is important and doesnt need to be written off / writing them off would make the story worse i think they should just hire a new actor for the character but, and this is the crucial bit, hire a similar-looking actor of a different gender. Yeppp they look different bc they transitioned between seasons. Obviously

[magnoliascotch]

why is this picture i took of my ipad behind my meowth figure the best thing i've ever made

[welcometohighwater]

“o-kay, back to replacing every employee’s skype photo with a corresponding jellicle cat.”

intergalactic chaos at its finest

[welcometohighwater]

arnie: well, it looks like a chip but i think the legal system said you’re not allowed to call it a chip, so that’s why it doesn’t say “chip” anywhere on the—

usidore: (doubtful) the legal system cares about that.

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arnie this is why we want you to tell them more about earth stuff

[welcometohighwater]

“o-kay, back to replacing every employee’s skype photo with a corresponding jellicle cat.”

intergalactic chaos at its finest

[welcometohighwater]

i've been on about lush's jungle (and rightfully so) BUT. i did forget about karma until today

[vintageeveryday]

Bear eating marshmallow, Yellowstone National Park, 1967.