SANTANA DRAGGING KURT S6E3 TRANSCRIPT
or maybe it didn’t work out because you’re a demented little gerontophile with a mouth like a cat’s ass. Maybe blaine got tired of hearing your shrill, self aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex of the gay rights movement every time you so much as cooked macaroni and cheese together or farted. Maybe Blaine didn’t want to be with someone who looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile. Or someone who doesn’t dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dick’s more elaborate wet dreams. Maybe blaine grew weary of dating a breathier more feminine quinn fabray. maybe he finally got weirded out by your strange obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes like one of those cats that can smell cancer. Maybe he got tired of watching you drape yourself on every piano you happen to pass to entertain exactly no one with say some song that Judy Garland choked on her tongue in the middle of or some sassy old broadway standard made famous by another dead alcoholic crone. Maybe blaine woke up one day and said you know what? I don’t want to marry a sexless self centered baton twirler, maybe I need someone who knows more than three dance moves, “the finger wag” the “shoulder shimmy” and the one where you pretend to twirl two invisible rainbow colored ribbons attached to your hips. So you know what? maybe that’s why it didn’t work out.