Humans and Bots

Behold. My blog of human and bot things

[weldingmetal]

You doing okay?

heyyy…so I think I’ve come down with the ao3 writers curse?

Because stuff keeps happening to me including but not limited to: an internal crisis, my first actual job, two sicknesses, and our cats tumour. I’m also in collage right now. A kinda exclusive very intense collage. I only have six classes but we meet multiple times a week. 15 classes a week with daily quizzes and things we must memorize is…really intense.

I can’t afford any distractions at the moment. And although I will not be posting for a bit I will still be writing. Midterms are in October so I think I might start posting to tumbler when I know things have calmed down and when that month starts, I will post chapters to my stories on ao3 in a couple of months. By then the chapters will already be written out and I’ll just have to post them.

Don’t know if I have anyone that enjoyed my side blog so far, if I have I’m glad you liked it.

-Welder.

[toointojoelmiller]

better than drugs

[weldingmetal]

yummy yummy 😋

[thethirstybean]

Optimus Prime with a breeding kink (obviously). But. Different from the usual depictions.

Forget him telling his S/O the classic dominant things about what he's going do to them (without so much as a stutter, despite being in the middle of fragging them).

I want to see him bent over his S/O, fragging with the intent to breed, with him being the one who's losing his mind - not his partner.

Let him choke and whimper or growl and groan. Let him be beyond coherent speech. This whole breeding thing is his kink, after all. Let him be overwhelmed by it <3

[weldingmetal]

soooo I made a fic inspired by this.

the link is here

keep up the amazing work and ideas.

[weldingmetal]

TFP Optimus Prime X Fem Reader. Breeding kink.

Artwork by @staticnonapus big fan of them and their work Inspired by @thethirstybean and a post they made about Optimus

This is his kink dammit. Words: 2,993

Tags: breeding kink, oral giving, oral sex, afab reader, awkward conversation, dom reader, overstimulation, crying, praising, fluff aftercare.

Synopsis: After the bots found out that our genitalia was compatible things got kinda awkward with you being the adult usually on base. Although Optimus has been acting the strangest, you should talk to him.

Little did you know things would go from a 2 to a 10 incredibly fast. Talk about fast burn.

Who could have known that Miko saying “Suck my dick” at a Decepticon would lead to you having to explain the birds and the bees to the bots when the kids left. Only to find out that they too had sex…well interfacing. 

Being that you were an adult and you didn’t trust the kids to properly explain you did, but this situation came with its problems. 

Things have been a bit more awkward with you and the others but especially Optimus. He barely talks to you and whenever he does he avoids eye contact and puts his mask up. 

Well, you’ve just about had it. You missed your talks with Optimus about the books you read and the books he likes. You missed the casual and insightful discussions. You are going to get to the bottom of this if it kills you. 

You get up from the couch and start to walk deeper into the silo to Optimus’s room. Ratchet looks over and raises his eyebrows before speaking in his gruff tone. 

“You usually head home around this time where are you going?”

You turned and pouted, “I’m sick of Optimus avoiding me. Communication is healthy so I’m going to communicate that I want answers.”

You saw him open his mouth to say something before changing his mind and waving his hand. 

“Not my problem anymore, I don’t want a part of it.” 

You raised an eyebrow in confusion before shaking your head and running to Optimus’s room. You didn’t bother knocking and tried to open the door.  Odd, it wasn’t opening. Luckily you remember a trick Miko taught you that opens any door in the base. She saw one of the hots put in the same code to doors that supposedly needed a different code. You put in the code and took a step back as the door opened. 

You noticed how the room was dark, you couldn’t see if Optimus was in there. You took in a deep breath before you realized, ‘I can’t see him so if I call out asking if he’s here and he doesn’t answer then I’ll just leave even if he’s here.’ 

So you strutted into his room, “Optimus, we need to talk. Now.” 

You saw the dark figure of Optimus come out from the shadows. He was holding a data pad with both hands as he walked to you. For a mighty prime and leader, he looked nervously at you. His voice was quiet and shaky but still held the weight of its speaker, “Y-yes, ahem. Yes Y/n is the the ma-matter of great importance?” 

“Look I since that uh “talk” yeah let’s call it that you’ve been, I don’t know distant? Like whatever happened to our book talks or our little chats now and then.” 

As you talked Optimus remained silent. Shifting from ped to ped. 

“Now I know that we are technically partners and good partners talk to one another about problems and this awkwardness between us is a problem and-….” You took a second to look at Optimus, his finials were pinned back, he almost looked like he was panting, you could now hear the low thrum of cooling fans, and looking at his hands holding the data pad you could see they were trembling slightly. There was also a slightly blue tint to his cheeks. You made a confused face and asked, “Are you okay?” 

Optimus took a deep breath and nodded, “I am, you…” he swallowed thickly and shook his head before looking at you again “you may continue.” 

“As I was saying, this awkwardness between us is a problem so like all problems we need to talk about it instead of just avoiding it so-“ 

drip 

You looked up around at the sound of something dripping. 

drip

You look around again and see something pink on the floor in between Optimus’s legs, and as you looked at the spot in confusion you saw something pink drop onto that spot on the floor. You craned your neck up to look at a visibly very nervous Optimus. Your eyes landed on the data pad covering his crotch. 

“Optimus…why are you covering your crotch?” 

Optimus avoided looking at you in the eyes, “I am simply holding the literature I was reading tonight, it does not matter how I-!”

While he was talking you walked close enough to Optimus to see…that a panel in between his legs was leaking a pink fluid. 

“…So…did you wet yourself or are you just happy to see me?” You said completely panicked on the inside. “Look, I’m sorry I can-“ 

“Please forgive me Y/n I can’t apologize enough for my actions. Ever since the knowledge that you and I are biologically compatible in that way, my mind has not strayed from the thought of you. From the thought of us interfacing.”

You stood there, in his room, face blank trying to process what he just said. “I uhhh,” you didn’t know how on earth to react, “I was just saying that to ease the tension. You could have given me any other explanation and I would have believed it. Is…this why you’ve been avoiding me?“ you questioned despite practically knowing the answer.

Optimus's eyes widened in shock. He just told his crush that he wanted to frag her when he could have avoided it entirely. He closed his eyes and hung his head in shame, humiliation, and embarrassment. Tears formed in the corners of his eyes. 

“F-forgive me. I should have better reign of m-my emotions. As a leader, as a prime.”

“Wait wait, so you…want to fuc-…interface with me? Why didn’t you just, I don’t know. Say you were interested in experimenting?”

”Because you are not an experiment.” Optimus said firmly, finials up and face serious. “You are a kind and loving spark. I could never take advantage of a being like you when m-my feelings for you are more than that.”

oh

Oh.

”you like like me.”

”I apologize for my behavior.”

You made your way to the door and you could practically hear Optimus’s heartbreak. You put in the all-purpose lock code mentally thanking Miko before turning around to see a very confused bot. You let a smirk cross your face. 

”Welp, I guess this just became a fast burn.” You slowly made your way back to him, arms behind your back and a devilish grin on your face. “Because I like like you too Optimus.”

His eyes widened at your statement he looked hopeful, he knew that perhaps he had a chance with you. “You do? But you did not know until recently that I could…fulfill…you through interface. You still had an attraction to me?”

”Before I answer then am I right to assume that you loved me too before that talk?”

He nodded his head firmly. 

“Then you also were willing to love me even though I would not be able to fulfill those desires. Should you not expect the same unconditional love for yourself?” 

You sighed as he looked away in self-consciousness and embarrassment, his face flushed with the blue hue of Energon. You glanced down and saw the puddle of what you assumed to be some kind of pre-fluid and saw how much bigger it had gotten. 

You walked up to his metal bed and stripped off your bottoms throwing them on the floor. “So, you’ve been craving me yeah?” 

Optimus’s jaw dropped and his cheeks turned three shades darker. He had to check if this was a recharge flux. His human, his favorite human, the one he had spent many nights crying out her name, was on his berth ready to give herself to him. He had to decline the request to open both of his panels. 

“Let’s play a game, what makes you want all of this, the most.” You say gesturing over your body. 

“Is it the fact that such a little thing can possibly take you?”

Optimus bit his derma. You crossed off size kink. 

“Is it because you want to see me overflowing with your cum?”

He gasped and groaned. You felt like you were getting close. You remember how he specifically mentioned how he knew you were “biologically compatible” and that stirred things up…you can’t help but wonder…

”Is it…perhaps…you wanna put a baby in me?”

He let out a gasping moan. He dropped the data pad just in time for you to see his spike emerge and harden and his valve panel open to reveal his puffy lips and glowing clit- no, his anterior node. 

Bingo. 

“Would you look at that. I won. You wanna pump me so full that there’s no way I won’t carry your chi-sparklings?” 

You watched in glee as Optimus whimpered and nodded. “I h-have always respected life and it’s beauty. T-the matrix amplifies the w-want to create life. Knowing that you could foster life, i-it’s made me it h-has…has.” he choked out a needy moan.

You leaned back and opened your legs, “As much as I love the look on your face, do you wanna continue? Because if you are not ready I will put my pants on and lea-“ 

A dark shadow consumed you, you looked up to see a slightly smaller Optimus. His hands were planted onto his bed on both sides of you caging you. He must have seen the confusion on your face because he explained his size change, "I am using mass displacement, you would not be able to take me otherwise." He no longer could hold you in his palm but you were certain that you now barely came up to his waist he was still very big, as well as his spike.

You saw how it was twitching and leaking and hummed. "By the looks of it your nice and ready but I think I'll need a little prep before I can take that third leg of yoOOUUUrrrRRSS! mmmgghh!" Optimus took the liberty to start going down on your entrance, his tongue sent jolts of pleasure up your spine and out your mouth in a low moan. 

"Y-you don't have to do this I'd be fine if you just fingered me."

"No, I n-need to taste you, before I spill into you." he said licking a long stripe over your entire womanhood.

You let out a pleased moan, "You w-wanna ahhmm make sure I'm all prepped to be bred? That I'm able to take you s-so nicely that I can take your, uhh, trans-fluid yeah?" That was the right thing to say because you could feel Optimus's tongue plunge into you. You cried out in pleasure as your first of many climaxes hit. It left you gasping for air. He then started to give your throbbing clit some attention while one of his big fingers began to finger and stretch you, hitting nerves you didn't know existed. 

"Am I doing well?"

"O-oh yessss, mmm, so very v-very well. You better hurry though. The quicker I can take you the quicker I'll feel you fill me up with your cum." He stalled and whimpered, by the looks of it your dirty talk was making him overcome with arousal. He couldn't think straight, the teasing, the praise, he had to try and stop himself from overloading right then and there. 

'I can't' he thought as he increased the speed and number of his fingers into your warm plush valve, 'I have to overload in her, I have to fill her and spark her up with my trans-fluid. A human, my human, all swollen and sparked up...by me.' At those thoughts, he winced as his spike got so hard it was getting painful, his charge was high and he was still untouched by your hands. 

You became aware of his plight and spoke, "I uff I think that's enough now, it looks like it's starting to hurt for you." 

Optimus nodded backing up and sitting up, coolant coating his chest and face. You could see steam coming off him and thick smoke coming from both of his tailpipes. "You are so beautiful, in spark and in mind. Your words are...v-very arousing." 

Your grin was like the Chesire cat, "Really? Come here and show me how well I'm doing." As if you had him on a leash he crawled towards you, he encased your hips with his hands, "You will tell me if this becomes to much, I never wish to harm you Y/n," Your gaze turned soft and loving, you put one of your hands on his and motioned for him to lean closer, he did. You could feel the heat radiate from him and could smell ozone in the air as well as something sweet. You put a hand on his cheek and spoke in a low tone, "I know, I trust you. Now...breed me, make me yours, fill me up so much everyone knows I've been claimed and belong to you~." 

He nodded dumbly and carefully lined up his spike with your hips, he slowly pushed in and bottomed out with a grunt. He let out a desperate pleasured cry, "Aaannnggh!" He bent over you caging you as he began to rut into you. "O-oh yes, yes. Knock me up, make it undeniably that I'm pregnant."

Your words spurred him on making his thrusts erratic and desperate so you continued, "Oh you like that huh? Your doing so well, filling m-me up s-s-sooo goood." You mewled out a soft moan overcome with pleasure. "You wanna fill me up m-ma make me feel so good?" He nodded and tears from the pleasure welled in his eyes. "F-fill up...make you f-fe-feel gooood" his gasps and moans were strangled, utterly consumed by you. "Sparl-sparked-ed a-all full a-a-and mi-i-i-nnnne!" 

He was starting to become incoherent and you were loving it. The two of you were so close, you were on the cusp of a climax when Optimus's thumb pressed firmly on your clit. Your head slammed back in a silent cry and your walls held Optimus in a tight grip. 

Optimus keened and shuddered as the charge became too much and he overloaded, his forehead on his berth right next to you. You looked left and saw him give a strained whimper and sob. You could fill his cum pump into you as he thrusts into you at a slightly slower pace. You looked down and saw how your belly was noticeably bigger. 

Optimus got up, his arms on each side of you were trembling and shaking, your eyes met and he gave you a dumbed-out grin. You made a mental note to check in with Ratchet and make sure nothing got fried. You rubbed your belly and giggled, "I loved that optimus. And hey, I kinda look pregnant now."

As his eyes trailed down and he saw how swollen you got he made a choked moan.

You could feel him harden inside you. His jerked and he whimpered an overstimulated sob.

This made you concerned, "You alright sweetie?"

Through his tears he nodded. "P-p-pleeeesh c-can't stop but h-hurts nnggh!" 

You tapped on his arm to get his attention, when you saw him making eye contact you spoke in a comforting and soft voice, "Hey hey, I know that you are feeling a lot right now. Are you sure you want to continue?" He nodded gulping down his sobs and pleading, "Ye-yes yes, please. Wa-want yooouuu." 

You were still concerned but you trusted Optimu to know his limits, you propped yourself up on your elbows and purposely clenched around him. "Alright then, I still have some rooms to be bred and filled. 

That set him going again as he rutted into you, even though he was beyond coherent this time he made sure to pay more attention to your clit. You couldn't think straight as you too could no longer see through the gog of pleasure. Optimus came with a loud scream, you followed immediately after. 

Optimus pulled out and closed his panels before practically collapsing next to you. 

After your breathing slowed down you called out to Optimus, "W-well that was...wow. How ya feeling.......Optimus?" You looked over and saw that he had passed out. Looks like aftercare was up to you. 

After taking off your sweaty shirt and finding some cleaning rags you tied one around your waist and left the rest in a pile next to Optimus. You went to one of the storage closets in the hangar and got some sleeping bags and pillows. You went back to Optimus's room and put them on the ground before wiping down Optimus's panels and other areas. It was kinda hard because he was his true size but you didn't mind. It was when you were wiping his face he stirred back to the waking world. 

"Welcome back to the world of the awake, how was your rest?" you asked as you wiped down his face.

He looked confused before everything came back to him, it showed on your face. "I apologize for falling into recharge. I have not...Interfaced like we did before."

"Oh, it's not a problem. I cleaned you and myself up by the way." pointing to your makeshift bottoms. 

He looked down before a guilty expression graced his face, "I am sorry I was not present to administer after-interface care."

You waved him off as though it was no big deal because it wasn't. "Don't worry about it, I do have to ask though. What is the Cybertronian equivalent for a significant other?" 

"We would call the term "Sweetparks."" 

You climbed on his chest smiling, "Is that what we are now? Sweetsparks?"

He looked away, "I do not want to pressure you, but I would be honored to call you my sweet spark." Your smile was bright and happy, Optimus smiled as well. He was completely lovestruck. 

You slept on some sleeping bags and pillows for padding on Optimus's chest. The two of you slept well in the warm embrace of each other. 

[weldingmetal]

so @thethirstybean. Gave me a wonderful idea for a one-shot because of this post here 👆

So here is the link to the ao3 but you can also see it on my Tumblr here

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[cyberphuck]

My taste in robots I find hot are slightly different from the rest of the robophilia community

[weldingmetal]

THIS.

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Which fic will be given life?

so I made a post about possible fics so I want to know which one is wanted the most from the post I made. Let’s see who’s the winner.

Which fic do you want to see

Megs Reincarnated

After Primasy

Miko plays Cupid

Can you feel it shockwave

Twelve kids twelve primes

Other? (Say in comments)

Voting ended onJan 6, 2024

[weldingmetal]

Here is the reblog so those who haven’t voted can see this. Also out of all of these Megs reincarnated might be the angstyest after the shockwave one.

[weldingmetal]

Alright we have a winner 🥇 I will say I was surprised. Out of all of the choices this one probably has the most crack in it. I shall give you people what you desire. If any of y’all have some ideas of stuff you want to see on the fic go to my ask box.

[largishcat]

what’s your favorite genre of fic title

Short and Capitalized

a whole ass stanza all in lowercase, maybe with a comma

Word

Five Times Something (Plus Something Else)

The Whole Ass Stanza Again, Capitalized This Time, Giving it Fallout Boy Vibes

Other (tag it)

Voting ended onJan 12, 2024

[weldingmetal]

I love me a good pun title

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To those who go through my blog to like all of my posts, I see you. And I love you ❤️

[weldingmetal]

Just read Miko going feral (absolutely loved it btw) and now I have a question. How would the bits react to adrenaline?

For example: In the middle of dealing with decepticons, Jack breaks his arm but is the only one who doesn't notice it because he's too focus on getting Miko and Rafael out of harms way.

Thanks for the love ❤️ I did do a post about this already but this scenario is too juicy 🤭😋

Here ya go enjoy. ______________________________________

A Boys Rage

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It was chaos.

The children got kidnapped yet again by the Decepticons. Team prime found them and now they’re duking it out by some random mountain.

But Jack doesn’t care about that. All he cares about are the other that he would be proud to call family out of harms way.

As he ran past bots and cons alike he tried not to curse Miko’s name. Although she was the cause of this mess she couldn’t help that she was found by Starscream when her host parents took her to a concert and decided to camp out instead of staying in a hotel.

He tripped over a rock. Miko and RAF stopped to look back.

“It’s okay you guys-! Ahh!”

A rock from a scuffle above fell on his arm while he was down. The other humans rushed to him before both getting scooped up by a vehicon.

As the con started to walk away Jack saw red. He ripped the rock off his arm like it was nothing and he took off.

The con noticed him too late as Jack dug his hunting knife into the con’s inner working of his ankle, sparks and blue glowing energon flowing.

The con shrieked and dropped Miko and Raf. Jack Grabbed the arms and took off running. Bulkhead saw that they headed to safety into the forest and commed Ratchet to open the bridge.

When they finally were safe in the base Jack thought he would pass out, he felt giggly and wobbly.

Ratchet came over and leaned down. He looked annoyed but also concerned. So normal Ratchet behavior.

“What in Primus’s name happened. How you three attract trouble will forever be beyond me. Let’s get you three checked up.”

Jack scoffed, “D-don’t worry Ratchet. I’m good.” He said with a thumbs up.

He put his thumb up only to be confused by Ratchets shocked gasp and Miko screaming her head off.

“Holy shit Jack! Your arm!” She said pointing to the arm Jack was using to give a thumbs up.

He looked down and saw that his forearm was bent. It looked at it and instead of feeling pain he just felt grossed out.

“Huh”

Ratchets eye twitched before he grabbed Jack and sped walk to the medical area.

“”huh” that’s all you can say!? For primes sake you broke your arm.” He said as he was gathering supplies to set his arm.

Although he spoke harshly Jack could tell he was confused and concerned. “Don’t worry Ratchet I’ll be fine. If you can’t fix me Mom can and besides I don’t feel anything yet.

At that Ratchet stopped. His face showed how he was cycling through emotions before slowing turning to Jack. “You…can’t feel it? Jack this is serious. You don’t need to lie to make me feel better.” He said has he continued to gather things.

Jack shook his head, “I’m not lying. I’m just high on Adrenaline.” Ratchet dropped the small human anatomy book he was holding and sharply turned to Jack, “High on what!?”

“Adrenaline, it’s the chemical that helps us with survival. Raf and Miko were in danger it just happened…….ow…Ok now it’s starting to hurt.”

At the last part of Jack’s sentence Ratchet snapped out of it and got everything ready.

“Are you sure that you should realign my arm Ratchet? N-not that I don’t trust you it’s just…”

Ratchet sighed, “Jack, your arm is broken. It’s an emergency that needs to be dealt with now.” Jack looked up at Ratchet as he practically pleaded Jack to let him treat him. However, Jack wasn’t sure if Ratchet could tell how bad this situation was.

“Ratchet I do trust you, but it’s not that I want my mom it’s that I want to be sure that whoever treats me sets my bone right. That and I am almost positive you don’t have any morphine or strong pang killers. My bone won’t heal wrong or fall off in the 45 minutes it will take to get me to a hospital.”

There is a moment of silence as Jack can see the gears turn in Ratchets head. Ratchet leaned down close to Jack and spoke softly, “Jack, are you 100% positive that you will be better if I were to take you to a hospital? That your injury is dire but that it does not need complete immediate treatment?

At Jacks reassuring nod Ratchet sighed and transformed for Jack to get in. After Ratchet drove out of the base stopping to tell Miko and Rafael were he was going. He turned on his sirens and sped away to the nearest hospital, the one June worked at.

On the way Ratchet couldn’t help but ask, “Jack, what caused your adrenaline to kick in?” There was silence before Jack answered, “A con grabbed them….he was going to take them…I couldn’t let that happen…I was angry and it just…happened…” Ratchet did not say anything else until they arrived.

“Make sure you tell your mother exactly what happened.” As Jack walked inside Ratchet wished with all his spark that he could go in with him.

An hour later after parking June went into the parking lot to thank Ratchet and to tell him that Jack would be spending the night.

Ratchet would have loved to return to a quiet and calm base…..he instead arrived to chaos.

He first heard Arcee yelling, “WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY JUST LEFT!?

Followed by a distressed Bulkhead, “Jack’s arm broke Miko! How could he possibly be okay?!”

“I understand how Jack perhaps would rather be treated by his own kind. But to disregard such a serious injury is unlike Ratchet. There must be more to this situation than we know.”

It was at this moment he walked in and made his presence known, “Optimus is right; however, even I don’t completely understand.”

He held up his hand before the bots could make any assumptions, “Despite the seemingly obvious severity of Jack’s injury he assured me he was better off being treated by human doctors who could give him what I couldn’t.”

Arcee furrowed her brow, “That makes no fragging sense Ratchet.

Raf spoke up, “Ratchet do you know how to tell the difference in bone fractures? As in how bones can break?” He shook his head. “Then Jack probably knew that he could be better diagnosed by one of our doctors.”

“I don’t know nothing Rafael, I know that you need a splint to help the bones heal straight.” He huffed. “But that’s only for some fractures, what if he needed a metal wire in his bones or what if the bone broke into a lot of pieces? You wouldn’t know and Jack wouldn’t be treated how he needs. Plus he probably needs strong painkillers and I know we only have ibuprofen.”

“I’m confused.” Bulkhead mumbled, “Is this or isn’t it a bad injury? How couldn’t Jack feel it if it was so bad? Was it that bad?”

“Because we were running from those crazy cons Jack got supped up on adrenaline so he didn’t feel it that much.” Arcee spoke in a concerned tone “Why would humans possess something that would make them not feel pain? Seems kinda of counterintuitive.” Arcee said utterly confused. Miko had tried to explain the unknown phenomenon to the bots. So she looked to Raf as if asking to continue for her

“Adrenaline makes it so we can survive, if we weren’t in that situation Jack would have noticed. A broken bone is a bad injury but it is not life threatening. It’s just really painful.”

The bots looked as if they were trying to decide whether they understood or were still confused and concerned.

“Thank you for explaining Rafael and Miko. I believe I speak for the rest of us when I say we will look into the affects of adrenaline and make sure we are more prepared in case any of you receive any injuries. Bulkhead, Bumblebee, please take the children home. I will tell Agent Fowler why Miko is not with her guardians.”

As Miko and Raf were driven home they couldn’t help but worry for Jack and the bots. They had no idea what they would find while exploring the internet.

To Miko’s dismay she had to try and convince the bots that “No I’m not and adrenaline junkie and I don’t follow you guys just to feel high.” While Raf and a casted Jack laughed their asses off.

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Which fic will be given life?

so I made a post about possible fics so I want to know which one is wanted the most from the post I made. Let’s see who’s the winner.

Which fic do you want to see

Megs Reincarnated

After Primasy

Miko plays Cupid

Can you feel it shockwave

Twelve kids twelve primes

Other? (Say in comments)

Voting ended onJan 6, 2024

[weldingmetal]

Here is the reblog so those who haven’t voted can see this. Also out of all of these Megs reincarnated might be the angstyest after the shockwave one.

[gorestainedglass-deactivated202]

!!!LET'S SUPPORT EARTHSPARK AND PUSH FOR SEASON 2!!!

Ik the heat in the discussion of the series is kinda slow now compared to a few months ago, but let's still try and leave a good review!!! The IMDb reviews isn't looking too good and has a small percentage between 10 stars and 1 star... BUT LET'S CHANGE THAT!!

Not only on IMDb, but also on many reviewing sites. Let's leave a good review on Earthspark (amazon, rotten tomatoes, google, etc), and just overall support the show!! We all want a season 2 and we're already probably getting it, but let's still push that further :DD

I hope this reaches those who adore the show, and who definitely want a season 2, 3, 4, 5....- a long Earthspark legacy!

[weldingmetal]

Omg anyone and everyone needs to boost this.

For Earthspark!!!!!!

[weldingmetal]

How do you think cybertronians would react to our mouths? The fact that the mouth can easily bite and rip off your or someone else's pinky finger with such ease, almost like biting into a carrot. The brain only stops you from doing so.

So like I think in this scenario it’s not the fact that they have mouths that freaked them out, it’s the fact of what they do with said mouths as well as teeth.

Unlike Cybertronians human eat and chew where they mostly drink. Humans teeth are made to tear into flesh. Just predicons had sharp teeth to eat living mechanisms we have canines to eat meat.

Although that isn’t to say that bots teeth can’t be sharp. I believe if they ate non refined energon in its crystal form their denta would get sharp. I mean look a TFP Megatron. We know that he loved his space crack- I mean dark energon. So I wouldn’t doubt that centuries of eating the stuff would make his mouth look like a piranha.

But sharp teeth/denta for bots isn’t normal.

I can imagine how visceral it would be for a bot to watch a human or animal tear into meat or eat and chew things that should be to hard for soft organics.

So imagine a bot’s reaction to a humans mouth and teeth at work.

Here is a blurb of a possible reaction.

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Bulkhead tired to think of a way out of this.

It was supposed to be a simple mission. It was supposed to be practically nothing. Now he’s tied up, can’t move or sever his binds, and he still doesn’t know where Miko went.

He let her wonder off and now who knows where she-

“Bulkhead!”

As if Primus himself heard him he heard his charges voice.

“Bulkhead where are you we have to-“

She turned the corner to find Bulkhead. Tied up in some kind of cable.

“I’m sorry Miko, I was ambushed. I would get us the frag out of here but…I’m a little tied up.”

He says looking down at his binds. Miko runs up to him.

“You gotta try Bulk, the decepticons were after me back there. I lost them but they could come any second!”

“I wish I could Miko. But there are to many loops in my binds around me to break free. I would be able to if I could break just a few of them, maybe if you can find somethi-!”

Then deep in the cave stomping peds could be heard. Miko was full on panicking. She ran up to her bot. Her friend. She tugged and tugged. She knew everything would be okay if she could just break a few.

“It’s no use Miko! I’ll be fine you need to go! Please Miko, run and hide!”

Miko looked up at the bot, her bot, in fear. She looked towards the impending doom before back to Bulkhead and his pleading look.

Something in her snapped.

Her face lit up in anger and she screamed-

“NO!”

She bit down on the cable, electric sparks lighting up around the corners of her mouth as she tugged and bit and thrashed her head back and forth like a wild animal until the cable broke.

She went for another

*crunch zzzt snap*

“I’m.”

*crunch zzzt snap*

“Not.”

*crunch zzzt snap”

”Leaving you.”

*crunch zzzt snap*

“Behind!”

Bulkhead with all his might flexed and pulled and stood and broke his binds just as the vehicons rounded the corner. He picked Miko up and dashed out of the cave dodging blasts aimed at him.

He looked down at Miko and gasped. The corners of her mouth were burned and bloodied. Her jaw was snapping and seizing no doubt from the electric current she continued to bite…for his sake.

As he left the cave and was able to get a signal to comlink and ask for a ground bridge he was wracked with heavy and thick guilt.

He was supposed to be the strong one. He stopped thinking when he heard Miko groan and speak.

“G-guess I s-saved you this time h-huh Bulkhead?”

Bulkhead thought he would cry, in fact he was almost certain he was tearing up. Despite everything Miko, his sparkling charge was still smiling.

As he ran into base he yelled for Ratchet, to do something anything to help Miko.

June and eventually Fowler was called. June bandaged Miko’s mouth and said that she probably won’t have any lasting scars and if she did they would fade.

After the kids were sent home the bots rightfully demanded to know what happened.

Bulkhead explained everything, even the way Miko seemed to go feral.

After that bots went to bed with deep unease in their tanks.

How could something so small have a bite that hard, and still undoubtedly be sentient.

Bulkhead didn’t recharge that night.

Who could blame him with the image of mostly innocent Miko desperately and frantically tore into the cable like a feral animal. All because he wasn’t strong enough.

[weldingmetal]

Organicfacer

So we call ourselves monsterfucker and robotfucker and what not but how would this happen if transformers were real?

So I wrote this little blurb. This could be for any continuity I think. Send me requests and I’ll see what I can do. Also tell me if ya want to be tagged.

this was inspired by @robot-horde

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So the Cybertronian and human relations were going as well as they could.

Although there were some protests from humans and a few problems here and there everything went as well as it could. It was recently released that Cybertronians could freely explore earth and whatnot if they did not cause destruction…however there was something the government failed to mention and the bots under all circumstances didn’t expect.

Humans will try to fuck anything that they can.

This led to very…. Interesting revelations. No one knows exactly the bot and human that started everything although many have their money on Hot Rod.

Whoever it was it happened like this. A lonely human sick of their species decided to take a chance and a bots curiosity was burning bright which led to the human confirming that they were a robot fucker and the bot realizing that he could probably never fully go back to hard metal digits.

Thus the term “Organicfragger/organicfacer” was coined on one of the many Cybertronian group chats.

Apparently with the widespread public discovery that the two species genitalia was compatible came many expected and unexpected events.

A human/bot relationship flag

Sites dedicated to Human/bot erotica

Cheesy inaccurate romance novels by Cybertronian and humans alike

Facebooks moms complaining only to do a 180 and always be looking for a bot s/o

Men being mad that femme bots don’t want them.

Memes

TV shows

Cybertronians and humans who only date each other for clout.

The car washing businesses skyrocketing.

So in other words it would be nothing short of sexy chaos

[weldingmetal]

Which fic will be given life?

so I made a post about possible fics so I want to know which one is wanted the most from the post I made. Let’s see who’s the winner.

Which fic do you want to see

Megs Reincarnated

After Primasy

Miko plays Cupid

Can you feel it shockwave

Twelve kids twelve primes

Other? (Say in comments)

Voting ended onJan 6, 2024

[robot-horde]

Horde of course you'd frag every bot. You'd just factory reset the jerks like quintessa and the fallen via their interior node 😂 then there would be world peace. -spectralquartzafterdark

HAHAHA fuck em so good they reboot and come back as changed mechs. Optics flaring and vox crackling when they overload. Yes please!

They didn’t know they needed to feel the touch of a human until they actually do and wow can those nimble and soft hands do things no other bot can do.

It’s the dawning of a new age. The age of the robot fuckers.

✨Peace and alien sex throughout the galaxy✨

[weldingmetal]

this is so good 😂

I have been inspired

[weldingmetal]

Possible fic ideas for transformers

So like I have a few ideas for some docs I want to do so I am just gonna voice them here.

Most of these are Megop fic ideas so bare with me.

Megs Reincarnated

So like what if at some point in the war Megatron died but because he was on space crack he couldn’t join the allspark/well so Primus sent his spark to live again in the hopes that over time his spark would be purged overtime. Megs becomes a human woman and eventually meet Optimus. Hijinks ensues.

I also thought about doing a shattered glass version of this as well.

After Primasy

So what if Optimus met Megatron after he became a prime. This was inspired by two fic I saw on Ao3. I can’t remember what they were called but I will write the names when I can.

Miko Plays Cupid

After Miko gets captured by Megs she learns things about before the war but things don’t add up. After she is rescued and asks Op some things she realizes that there were some major misunderstandings that were and still are the cause of the continuing war. So she decided that the best way to resolve this was to play match maker. What could go wrong.

Can You Feel It Shockwave?

What if Shockwaves emotions canes back after an experiment gone wrong? I have a theory that shadowplay didn’t take away everything but left what emotion he had that was strongest, a sick and twisted form of curiosity and everything else was repressed. Then what happens when he gets them back? I plan for this to be very angsty. Can’t comfort them unless they’re broken right?

Twelve Kids, Twelve Primes

What if team prime had twelve kids to care for and through some kind of hijinks they found out that the kids were twelve reincarnated primes.

Some smaller fic ideas include

G1 bots finding out humans have valves/spikes

Bots finding out about car washes

Miko being a little troublemaker and adopting all the vehicons

Soundwave making a soundboard

Stabby by the roomba. Enough said.

Bots finding out about nuclear weapons and atom bombs.

Bots finding out humans can feel when you look at them.

Now if you want to use any of theses all I ask is that you tag or tell me so I can look over the counter as you use my fic recipes to create delicious fics that I will grab and consume like a feral animal.