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"If I had followed the multitude, I should not have studied philosophy" ✨ ✨ 🖤 she/her 🖤✨✨

[welivetodream]

*Sskk highschool au*

*Ice-cream*

Yosano: thanks everyone who helped me clean the medical room. As a thank you gift, Nurse Hana gave me money to treat you!

Ranpo: YEAH! LETS GET SOMETHING SWEET

Yosano: you didn't even help!

Ranpo: I showed up AND instructed you!

Kunikida: are you a politician? Just showing up and doing nothing

Ranpo: this is MY dad's school, of course I show up

Kunikida: you take the kids Yosano, I have to attend a student council meeting

****

Chuuya: I want chocolate and almonds

Dazai: I have a nut allergy, Chuuya, how mean of you!

Chuuya: I am the one eating it! How will you get allergy?

Dazai: well when we kiss our saliva--

Chuuya: --then I am definitely eating the nut one

Yosano: Green apple looks good

Ranpo: none of it is sweet enough, let me have more than one!!!

Junichiro: I will take whatever you all don't like, I don't mind

Yosano: what about you two?

Atsushi: the pink one...it's cute

Yosano: it is cute, here, take it

Akutagawa: I'll take that one

Yosano: bluberry isn't that good of a flavour--

****

Ranpo: this is heavenly...four flavours at ounce

Junichiro: don't get brainfreeze, Ranpo-senpai

Yosano: kids, eat quickly and stop fighting

Dazai: we are not fighting! Chuuya is trying to kill me by kissing me

Chuuya: you gave me the hint about the nut allergy

Junichiro: where are those two? My classmates?

****

Dazai, whispering: did you see Atsushi's lips when he got home

Junichiro: yeah

Dazai: so, like, those two were making out right?

Ranpo: obviously. Red and blue, made it purple

Yosano: ....did Akutagawa choose blueberry on purpose?

Dazai: oh lord, that's so....wow, making it clear who he belongs to

Chuuya: I'll make that clear too, by giving you a allergy one day

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Atsushi: Dazai-san have you seen a black notebook lying around?

Dazai: Oh, yeah I read it. It's a great mafia boss x y/n fic. Why did you use Akutagawa as a character though?

Atsushi: Dazai-san, that was my diary

Dazai: oh. OH.

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*Sskk couple counselling*

Therapist: so, let's start with your new conflict. What was it?

Akutagawa: Jinko refused to let me follow him to work

Atsushi: it's creepy as fuck! Stop being such a dog!

Akutagawa: Jinko, I am called "the mafia's mad dog"

Atsushi: can you tell him he's being a creep?

Therapist: Akutagawa-san, you are crossing boundaries

Akutagawa: what boundaries?

Therapist: all relationships have boundaries you can't cross, Atsushi-san doesn't want you to follow him, you shouldn't regardless of---

Akutagawa:---I don't want to lose him again

Atsushi: what?

Akutagawa: we keep being separated, I am scared you'll disappear again, like when you went to London without telling me

Atsushi: that was because of...wait you are scared?

Akutagawa:

Atsushi: that's it? That's why you follow me?

Akutagawa: Jinko, I don't want to lose another person I care about

Atsushi *very touched*: I-I, you...

Therapist: I feel like I need another session to understand this

Akutagawa: I did put a tracking chip in your wrist while you were sleeping

Atsushi: OKAY, YOU ARE INSANE AS FUCK

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What do you think is true for sskk?

Akutagawa fell first, Atsushi fell harder 🖤

Atsushi fell first, Akutagawa fell harder 🤍

Akutagawa fell first, and fell harder 🔪 🖤

Atsushi fell first, and fell harder 🐅 🤍

They fell in love at the same time and mutually pining 💕

Akutagawa fell in love at first sight 💓 🖤

Atsushi fell in love at first sight 💓 🤍

Voting ended onMay 19

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The results are here:

"Akutagawa fell first, and fell harder"

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*Skk and Sskk after bar hopping*

Dazai, drunk: I am in such a good mood, I don't even want to die!

Chuuya: that's new, how long will it last?

Atsushi, giggling: stwap, Dazai-san!You shouldn't even think about that!

Akutagawa, half carrying him: Jinko, you are so heavy! How much do you eat?

Atsushi: you are the one who eats nothin' twink

Chuuya: oh lord, did he just say---

Dazai, eyes shining: Ah, Atsushi-kun is such a cutie...so cute. Cute CUTE. C.U.T.E.

Akutagawa, embarassed: who taught you that word!

Atsushi: Yosano-san of course!

Chuuya: do you even know what it means?

Atsushi, ignoring him: I love eating rice balls, rice cakes, rice pudding, rice porridge---

Dazai: *holds Atsushi's face* UGH WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO CUTTTEEE

Chuuya: I think something bad is going to happen, when this bastard acts like this (knows from experience)

Dazai: I AM GOING TO DIE, ATSUSHI-KUN IS SO CUTTTEEE

*Dazai kisses Atsushi*

Akutagawa: 🫪🫪🫪😨😨😨

Chuuya: he's going to die with my hands tonight

Atsushi: okay, that sucked

Dazai: how can you say that to me! I will cry!!!

*morning*

Atsushi: *opens the door sleepily*

Dazai-san, what the fuck are you doing?

Dazai, on his knees: I am begging for forgiveness for what I did yesterday, I mean Chuuya did beat my ass last night, but still, I should say sorry

Atsushi: I don't even remember what happened. Ryuunosoke looked like he ate bad fish

Dazai: tell him to not kill me okay?

Atsushi, rubbing his eyes: whatever, just go, I forgive you!

Dazai: (don't say cute, don't say he's cute, he's like a kitten) thanks, Atsushi- kun, you're a champ!

*Akutagawa making breakfast*

Atsushi: are you really not gonna tell me what happened?

Akutagawa: nothing happened, Jinko

Atsushi: why do you look so murderous then

Akutagawa: it's my personality

Atsushi: why did you make all these different rice dishes

Akutagawa: you should fatten up even more

Akutagawa, in his mind: it's okay, he doesn't remember. I can't go against Dazai-san. He did it cuz he was drunk. I am not murderous, I am just a little disturbed. Yeah that's right. It's all fine. It's fine. Fucking peachy keen.

Atsushi, thinking: is he constipated? I should make him some juice?

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What do you think is true for sskk?

Akutagawa fell first, Atsushi fell harder 🖤

Atsushi fell first, Akutagawa fell harder 🤍

Akutagawa fell first, and fell harder 🔪 🖤

Atsushi fell first, and fell harder 🐅 🤍

They fell in love at the same time and mutually pining 💕

Akutagawa fell in love at first sight 💓 🖤

Atsushi fell in love at first sight 💓 🤍

Voting ended onMay 19

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*Sskk at an orphanage*

Atsushi: I thought I told you, I wanted to do legal adoption!

Akutagawa: this place is legal....now

Atsushi: why does it look so dreary

Akutagawa: this is where Port Mafia recruits candidates, didn't you want to help children who have it bad?

Atsushi, apologetic:...oh, I didn't mean to--

Akutagawa: it's being run by someone you know, he's new I heard

Sigma: hello---ahh, it's...you two? I know you!

Atsushi: Sigma-san!

Akutagawa: your name is silly

Sigma: you want to adopt someone? Boy, girl, or...

Atsushi: boy--

Akutagawa: --girl

*make eye contact*

Atsushi: wouldn't it be easier to raise a boy? We might not be good with a girl...

Akutagawa: and why is that? Girls are easier and cute--ahem, I mean, it's less work, boys are unpredictable

Sigma: we have twins joining us recently, faternal twins...

*later*

Atsushi: can we afford to raise two eight year olds?

Akutagawa: I was a mafiaso, Were-tiger, money isn't a problem

Atsushi: how about you stop calling me Were-tiger ounce the kids join us?

Akutagawa: should I call you Darling then?

Atsushi: *shivers* I felt disgusted, just stick with jinko

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*Ssk Highschool AU*

*Secret Birthday*

Dazai: yo, Atsushi-kun Tommorow is your birthday isn't it?

Atsushi: I don't really know my real birthday...

Dazai: well, I have decided the day we met is your new official birthday!

Atsushi: that's kinda--

Chuuya: --self centred

Dazai: let's have a party Tommorow okay, it's on me

Chuuya: you have no money, bastard

Dazai: I found this hefty wallet laying around

Chuuya: THAT'S MINE! YOU STOLE IT AGAIN?!!!

*next day*

Atsushi: there's something under my desk....

Junichiro: maybe it's a present?

Atsushi: did Dazai-san tell everyone about my fake birthday?

Junichiro: well what is it?

*opens the box*

Atsushi: it's...new converse

Junichiro: that's expensive! Dazai-san can't afford that, maybe it's that other guy, the red head shortie?

Atsushi: there's a note too...."Wear some good shoes, stop looking so ugly"

Junichiro: that... doesn't sound...nice

Atsushi: who can this be?

*later*

Gin: did he like the shoes?

Akutagawa: w-what do you mean?

Gin: I know you gave him those shoes. I went there with you to buy them, you're not wearing them so...

Akutagawa: STOP BEING DELUSIONAL, GIN.

Gin, rolls eyes: maybe you should stop...

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Akutagawa is Atsushi's shield. And Atsushi is Akutagawa's sword. They are a unit.

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**SSKK Couple Interview**

Interviewer (I), Atsushi (Sus), Akutagawa (Aku).

I: Let's start with an easy question, when did you start dating?

Sus: since January 16---

Aku: ---we are not dating

Sus: *aside* wdym? Are you kidding right now?

Aku: I thought we got married, isn't that how confessions work?

I: so your relationship is complicated

I: what attracted you to eachother?

Sus: his eyes

I: how cute

Sus: they look like a void, I was wondering if I could see them shine

I: omg

Aku *embarrassed*: I am not attracted to him

I: excuse me?

Aku: I didn't want to kiss him ever, I just wanted to follow him all the time

Sus: *aside* we talked about this? Stop sounding weird!

Aku: fine, his legs are great

I: what a loving couple

I: if you get mad at eachother, how do you apologise?

Sus: I don't apologise

Aku: me neither

I: then?

Sus: we eventually get tired of being mad and accept mutual understanding

Aku: I am still in the right though

Sus: wHaTeVeR

Aku: you want a fight?

Sus: honey, I like you when your mouth is shut

I: do you believe in eternal love or soulmates?

Sus: yes. I do believe you are connected to a person for life

Aku: are you insinuating he is my soulmate? *disgusted*

Sus: *laughs* wow, guess who's sleeping on the couch tonight

I: what is cute about the other person?

Sus: his sister is cute

Aku: *scoffs* so is yours

I: you seriously don't find anything cute about eachother?

Sus:

Aku: he has a cute smile...I guess

I: Atsushi?

Sus: I find it cute when he is obedient

I: *what the fuck* o-oh

I: anything that annoys you about eachother?

Sus: he never sleeps. Literally sleeps with his eyes open. It's scary

Aku: at least I don't snore and drool like you

Sus: I DO NOT

Aku: I must know since I am never asleep yeah?

Sus: he showers with his clothes on

Aku: and he crawls on all fours first thing in the morning

I: (am I interrupting something?) alright, alright last question

I: would you choose to be together in the next life?

Sus: no

Aku: hell no

I: that---

Sus: you wouldn't want me in your NEXT LIFE?

Aku: you gave the same answer don't get pissed off

Sus: HA. Fine then. I'll find you in your next life and marry you again out of spite

Aku: same here! I am sure you'll be even more pathetic in the next confession

I: seems like you do want to meet again

[welivetodream]

*Ranpo and Yosano on a break*

Yosano: I am bored

Ranpo: okay let's play "dating or homies?"

Yosano: sounds gay, I am in.

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Ranpo: Kunikida and Dazai

Yosano: one sided pining

Ranpo: fucking

Yosano: Ranpo and Poe

Ranpo: engaged

Yosano: married

Ranpo: Akutagawa and Atsushi

Yosano: dating? Married? Idk

Ranpo: whatevership

Yosano: Chuuya and Dazai

Ranpo: ex's

Yosano: situationship

Ranpo: Atsushi and Junichiro

Yosano: homies

Ranpo: homies

Yosano: rat-man and clown

Ranpo: fucking

Yosano: one-sided fucking

Ranpo: Higuchi and Gin

Yosano: dating?

Ranpo: homies to lovers

Yosano: me and Koyou

Ranpo: long distance

Yosano: long distance

Ranpo: Steinbeck and Lovecraft

Yosano: freaks

Ranpo: freaks

Yosano: Fukuzawa-san and Mori (ew)

Ranpo: ex-bfs

Yosano: they give divorced vibes

Ranpo: dad has a lot of ex lovers

Yosano: why does he though?

Ranpo: he has an aura to him

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Cannot wait for this arc to be over and sskk can finally have an actual conversation abt all the shit they have been doing for e/o and Akutagawa using Loid's "For the mission" excuse to explain how he definitely doesn't have a soft spot for Atsushi.

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"People often asked me, 'Do you love him?', but love and hate are such strong words, they are opposite yet they co-exist in my heart. I depise him so much my heart aches but at the same time his face is what I remember every time I go to bed--or don't. He is on my mind all the time. No one else had captured my brain the same way as he did. Never had I gotten the urge to punch someone and the kiss them like I do with him. Then is it love? I am not sure. One thing I am damn sure about is my purpose of existence has become him. He has consumed me, my body and soul"

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*PM getting drunk together*

Higuchi: if you got a chance who would you fuck in the agency?

Chuuya: what kind of targeted question is that?

Akutagawa:....

Tachihara: Junichiro. He's cute

Higuchi: I agree! His sister would probably kill us though

Mori: I would 💯 go after Fukuzawa-san

Higuchi: BOSS! What are YOU doing here?

Mori: am I too old to hang out with you all?

(*everyone in the inside*: yes)

Mori: fine fine, I'll leave, I will pay for your tab, have fun

Gin: I---

Akutagawa: don't even say something like that in front of me

Gin: (*Yosano-san is really pretty but she probably won't like me and she is so much older...*)

Chuuya: Glasses guy

Tachihara: that is a reasonable choice, he is hot!

Higuchi: so you are over Dazai-san?

Chuuya: WHY ARE YOU BRINGING THAT BASTARD UP? HE IS UGLY AS FUCK

Tachihara: what a liar...*hiccups*

Higuchi: um.... Akutagawa-san, what about you?

Akutagawa: *drinks more*

Tachihara: DON'T tell me it's that Ranpo kid---

Akutagawa: ---NOOOOO

Gin: he's not a kid, he's 26

Tachihara: then who is it?

Chuuya: I can guess

Higuchi: is it.....the Weretiger?

Tachihara: there's no way, doesn't big bro hate him? But he is really pretty----

Akutagawa: I am leaving.

*on the other side of the booth*

Yosano: that was an interesting conversation to hear, I wish Kunikida heard it too lol

Ranpo: they think I am a kid?

Yosano: you are drinking fruit juice

Ranpo: well I am sorry I don't drink bitter ass alcohol

Junichiro: I didn't know I was popular...ha...

Dazai: Chuuya's lying about me being ugly right? Don't I pass of as a model....*nervous chuckle*

Yosano: Atsushi, are you okay?

Atsushi: *looks like a tomato* I...I need more drinks

Yosano: DRINK DRINK DRINK!!!

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I bet the reason Akutagawa in the recent chapter managed to get Atsushi out of his freakout easily 💯 knew this boy freaks out over everything. He DID follow Atsushi on Dazai's orders after all. Like he saw Atsushi apologizing to the door for walking into it for the 10th time and knew "I gotta keep him on the ground or he'll float up".

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Mori: Dazai-kun, I am really tired and I have a lot of work, so no I don't want to hear about your new crush

Dazai: *huffs* I don't come to you ONLY when I have crushes you know....

Mori: okay, then what did you want to discuss

Dazai: *twirling his hair* You know Chuuya? I don't like him or anything but last night we went to the arcade together! And Kareoke too, he acts like he doesn't care, I bet he is just a Tsundere---

Mori: (maybe I should send them on missions together so he stops yapping)

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Asagiri, every morning while making breakfast: hmm.....what trope should I try next with sskk? Forced marriage au? Jealousy arc?