anda doesn't live here anymore

[didithurtwhenyoufellfordean]

[deancravespie-blog]

oH MY GOD

[thespoonmissioner]

[raptorific]

If each game file on the sims is actually a pocket universe and the people inside it don’t notice the inconsistencies and weird stuff because it’s the only universe they’ve ever known, then I am a horrible evil person

My legacy founder’s husband just died. I could have saved him. I very easily could have made him immortal. I could have made all of them young forever, immune to hunger and fatigue, and rich beyond their wildest imagination. But I took the person whose physical form I designed in painstaking detail, whose life I’ve guided and cultivated, whose continuing bloodline is the sole purpose of her universe, I made her fall in love with someone and then I allowed him to die on the steps of the hospital because saving him would be breaking rules that I have set on myself

Like, imagine how mad you would be if you heard that there was a god who was totally able to fix every problem in your life, and under normal circumstances they would, but they were choosing not to because they want to see if they can get you 10 generations of descendants without cheating

[blinkinink]

Dan, I think many people call that Christianity.

[raptorific]

That’s like, one of the main reasons I’m no longer a Christian. 

[sonjarostova]

strategic homeland intervention, enforcement, and logistics division

inspired by x & x

[xavierstea]

He’s been incarcerated for ten years. Ten years of meditation, concentration… x

[xenobites]

[ellydash]

The first thing Ripley does after she thinks she’s successfully destroyed the xenomorph: DECLARE A NO PANTS ZONE.

[nekomancrr]

[well--fourthings--andalestr-blog]

You hear things like, ‘People shouldn’t know about your life because you’re creating an illusion on-screen.’ But I don’t see other actresses going to great lengths to hide their heterosexuality. That’s an unfair double standard.

[excepttheeyes]

[lawyerupasshole]

[silasbctwinss]

[ethiopienne]

[postwhitesociety-deactivated201]

hm

[pervocracy]

I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:

1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”

2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”

3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”

4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

[catelyn-stark]

[enchanter-of-brazening]

We’re in love and we’re REALLY ANNOYED ABOUT IT

[remusjohnslupin]

Do they give sass lessons in Azkaban or something?

[oldtranspadfoot-blog1]

People always forget that Sirius Black is the king of sass and drama.

[danrdarrenc]

But think about this. 

Chemistry isn’t a Hogwarts subject. Potions is. But of course Sirius knows that Snape is a half-blood, and that he hates being a half-blood. Not only is Sirius being a sassy motherfucker but he says precisely the thing he knows will push Snape’s buttons the most - he mentions something Muggle related.

[versaceslut]

[sushinfood]

I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED

[sleepofficial-deactivated201606]

THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT OMFG

[raspberryslut]

BUT THE MOM WHO DRAGS HER CHILDREN AWAY IN THE BACKGROUND OMG

[marvelousmichaelmidnight]

Ha

[three-hunna]

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

okay but the amount of planning that went into this vine……

[burdenedbygloriouspatches-deact]

Fassy, making murder look sexy.

(x)

[bongjoonhoe]

Legally Blonde (2001)