rat of the well

[justarandomart]

happy pride month!! some aro ace Phantumps to celebrate!

[nekosaws]

reblog this to be an annoying faggot at ur followers

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[catasters]

[monchursouls]

Smacka smacka smacka

[mevil]

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur doesnt like me going into rooms by myself

[adrienthinks]

[waterpropaganda]

[ratatosk777]

This interaction has been living in my head ever since I first saw your neighbor's au :D

Hope you enjoy!!

(Based on the wumblr post below)

OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO CUTES IN YOUR ARTSTYLE!!!!! LACE WOULD DEFINITELY SWITCH THEIR TRASHCANS AND WAIT FOR HORNET TO NOTICE LMAO

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH THANK YOUUUU!!

[wellrat]

@wumblr

[internetsalvage]

478-alienp3

[wizard-council-museum-clerk]

Attention museum patrons!

Please be advised that the computers in the museum library (free to use, Mon-Thurs, 9 am to 5 pm) have been given some sort of virus. The virus appears to summon a green head through the monitor.

Whatever you do, do not agree to answer its riddles three. It will not actually give you the location of hot wizards near you. It will simply steal your credit orb information.

[wellrat]

Will my credit cube information be safe?

[ferricsailor]

krillto

[ferricsailor]

i put her in an aquarium cause i hate her

[official-olm-posts]

Doggie! Thank you :)

[mogwaipoet]

This game, about listing as many animals as you can, is shockingly well-considered and polished for such an apparent shitpost of a game idea

hot new brain workout

[bicherrim]

[medievaljournalist]

What news do you bring from the neighboring kingdoms?

the elf kingdom is at war with the orc kingdom and the dwarf kingdom is at war with the troll kingdom and the vampire kingdom is at war with the orc kingdom and the wraith kingdom is thriving and peaceful and the gnome kingdom is at war with the birdmen kingdom and the spider kingdom is at war with the mermaid kingdom and the dark elf kingdom is at war with the dragon kingdom and the skeleton kingdom is at war with the underground monster kingdom and the tree man kingdom is at war with the fire demon kingdom and the water demon kingdom is also at war with the fire demon kingdom and the alien kingdom is at war with the ogre kingdom and the wolf kingdom is at war with the cyborg kingdom and the moleman kingdom is at war with the cyclops kingdom and the wind elemental kingdom is at war with the puppet kingdom and the goblin kingdom is at war with the mummy kingdom

[wellrat]

Who is the clown knigdom at war with?

[medievaljournalist]

with eyes cast ever skyward the clown kingdom remains steadfast in their vigil against the true enemy

[intriga-hounds]

Ok yeah no worries i didn’t need to sleep anyway

[alienpapacy]

trending news

[airframeextender]

underwater temple, underwater monk

underwater rhymes and underwater funk

he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk

with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk

on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk

he’s got a little stash of underwater skunk

underwater temple, underwater monk

[cnsystem]

[thesexydancingcrepe]

Sick rhymes

[thesexydancingcrepe]

HOLY COW! SOMEONE MADE THIS A SONG!!👍✨

[medievaljournalist]

What news do you bring from the neighboring kingdoms?

the elf kingdom is at war with the orc kingdom and the dwarf kingdom is at war with the troll kingdom and the vampire kingdom is at war with the orc kingdom and the wraith kingdom is thriving and peaceful and the gnome kingdom is at war with the birdmen kingdom and the spider kingdom is at war with the mermaid kingdom and the dark elf kingdom is at war with the dragon kingdom and the skeleton kingdom is at war with the underground monster kingdom and the tree man kingdom is at war with the fire demon kingdom and the water demon kingdom is also at war with the fire demon kingdom and the alien kingdom is at war with the ogre kingdom and the wolf kingdom is at war with the cyborg kingdom and the moleman kingdom is at war with the cyclops kingdom and the wind elemental kingdom is at war with the puppet kingdom and the goblin kingdom is at war with the mummy kingdom

[wellrat]

Who is the clown knigdom at war with?

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[kangals]

When we come inside from the yard on hot days, the first thing she does is plop herself directly on top of the AC vent.

[kangals]

folks i am pleased to announce that the AC kicked on today for the first time this year and she remembered exactly what to do

[kangals]

It’s that time of year again

[kangals]

Stellina over the AC vent signals the official start of summer

[kangals]

haircut for max AC efficiency

[kangals]

greetings loved ones

we did decline to share the vent with baby brother

[kangals]

tell brother to move his ass off the vent :/

[kangals]

I’m running out of vent

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m not trying to be rude, but she just looks fucking stupid

[ragmana]

Says the owner of this fucking thing

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU CAN'T WEAPONIZE THAT PHOTO!!!!