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So embarrassed I told you about this blog, please don't blackmail me t_t

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The Real Reason The Mario Movie is Going to Suck

Everybody is over here talking about how Chris Pratt is going to tank the Mario movie, because he is a bad choice for Mario (which he is), but nobody is talking about the real reason this movie is going to be awful. The animation studio is illumination. Really Nintendo!? You went with the yellow jelly bean people!? The mediocre animation and even worse script writing people!? The 61% critic and 66% audience average ratings on rotten tomatoes people!? REALLY!?  Look, Nintendo, I get not going the Disney/Pixar route, but Dreamworks is right there. And yeah some of their movies are crap, but half of them are actually pretty good. And if you couldn’t do Dreamworks, Laika is a fine choice. Can you imagine a charming, slightly creepy, stop motion Mario movie? But instead we’re going to get something with no charm at all. Just a soulless corporate cashgrab like all of Illuminations other films. Well if that’s what you were setting out to make Nintendo, then you made the right choice. My point is, the strange voice casting choices aren’t what’s tanking this movie. It was fucked from the very moment Nintendo selected Illumination.

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This is No longer a Magnus Carlsen Thirst Blog

I’m sorry to let down my one follower, haha there are simply just not enough sexy pictures and videos of Magnus Carlsen. From now on I’m going back to posting whatever the fuck it was I was doing before this

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Look at that smile

And at that body ;)

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i’m unbelievably jealous of that ball

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So manly

There’s something about that face stubble that just does it for me

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Those powerful thighs

i’d love to be stuck between them

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Ultimate fantasy

Imagine helping Magnus out from under the table while he’s playing. Do you think he’d still win? He’d probably still win.

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Carlsen Lake Swim

I wonder if he has anything on? 👀👀

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Oh. My. God. 😍😍😍

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Now that’s a lap I wanna sit on

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Peak Performance

mmmmmmmm

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carlsen shirtless pic

gotta wonder if he’s gotten more body hair as the beards come in

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intelligence is sexy

we already know he has a big brain, it makes me wonder about some of his other organs, you know

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Chess daddy

i’d take his king if you catch what i’m saying

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fuck it, i guess this is a magnus carlsen thirst blog now

not where i expected this blog to go but i’m not complaining. 

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chess players

i know there’s this stereotype that chess players are ugly nerds but have ya’ll seen magnus carlsen? that guy is smokin’ i mean look at this beautiful man