BRACE FOR IMPACT.

MOVED.

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please don’t get offended        when we don’t answer your calls. ❜

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moved blogs, y’all.

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yourimpulse:

CONTACT: Watt. TIMESTAMP: 3/29/2015, 5:40 PM.

wellllll … i do kinda miss my bed ;/

CONTACT: Ronnie. TIMESTAMP: 3/30/2015, 12:43 AM.

yeah 

i miss your bed too

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yourimpulse:

      “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t just hear that come out’a your mouth. Move your ass,” she has no issue shoving his legs off the armrest of the couch so she can reclaim her seat at the edge, a big family size box of Cheerios in hand.

      "Who, me -- ?” Abort the mission. This is not a drill. This is, however, the face of someone who knows good and goddamn well he just fucked up, but he’s gonna act real cute about it to prevent World War Saffron. “I didn’t say a word. In fact, ‘m not even here.”

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yourimpulse:

      “Listen, ‘til she figures out that a tequila-based cocktail is always garnished with a citrus fruit ‘n pickin’ cherries out’a the tray t’eat when she’s bored ain’t how Bell House operates, she’s workin’ wit’me, ‘cause all you do’s chat ‘er up like y’all’s long lost siblings or some shit.”

      “You didn’t seem to have an issue with her pickin’ cherries when she got a thirty dollar tip for using her tongue to tie the stem in a knot. Can you do that? ‘Cos I can’t do that.”

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yourimpulse:

CONTACT: Watt. TIMESTAMP: 3/29/2015, 10:30 AM.

homesick for new york, or homesick for you?

CONTACT: Ronnie. TIMESTAMP: 3/29/2015, 6:27 PM.

either one is acceptable

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"When you start talking about girlfriend and boyfriend and meeting the parents, it’s exit time for me." ( kai / wyatt )

sentence meme.

      “Nobody in their right mind is lettin’ you get within a hundred yards of their parents.”

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yourimpulse:

      “Maybe in six months when she ain’t on probationary period, sure — ‘til then, she ain’t workin’ ‘less you or me’s workin’ wit’er. Girl’s got a mouth on ‘er ‘n I’m the one that’s gonna be gettin’ hazed for hirin’ disrespectful workers if her ass gets the boot.” 

      “You’re also gonna be the one I ring after I kill ‘im and I need a lift to the East River so I can dump his body. Give ‘er a break, eh? She’s not disrespectful, she’s just -- unapologetic.”

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yourimpulse:

CONTACT: Watt. TIMESTAMP: 3/28/2015, 7:27 PM.

CONTACT: Watt. TIMESTAMP: 3/28/2015, 7:27 PM.

what about ones like this

CONTACT: Ronnie. TIMESTAMP: 3/29/2015, 1:33 AM.

heathen

aren’t you homesick yet

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selfembodiment:

“Yeah, sure it is.” The fact that he noticed the bruise upsets her. It makes her want to hide away her face, or simply walk away from the stranger and never look back. But all she does is break eye contact, gaze falling to the floor. 

“If you don’t really care what the answer is, then why are you asking?” 

       He’s asking because violence is better than porn and it’s usually him        leaving the bruises -- but that doesn’t make for civilized conversation.

      “’Cause I can pay ‘em back for you, if you wanna even the score.”

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botaniicalprincess:

“no. no it isn’t.” 

      “Alright, hotshot, show me some plant manipulation.”

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botaniicalprincess:

well that’s unfortunate, “i can manipulate plants.” 

      “No shit. Is that a euphemism for something?”

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botaniicalprincess:

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“do you want to know a secret?”

      “-- as long as you’re not confessing to a crime, absolutely.”

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yourimpulse:

CONTACT: Watt. TIMESTAMP: 3/28/2015, 11:47 AM.

CONTACT: Watt. TIMESTAMP: 3/28/2015, 11:50 AM.

i hope this makes up for dying on you for like 24 hrs

CONTACT: Ronnie. TIMESTAMP: 3/28/2015, 10:23 PM.

no but it’s a good start

send more things like that and i’ll consider forgiveness

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yourimpulse:

      “Don’t you got an ass t’be eatin’ instead’a bustin’ my balls? Next time you threaten me with that scraggly mutt, I’ma take ‘im to the pound t’be euthanized,” except he wouldn’t, not ever, because that dog’s the one he wished he had growing up. “Hey, it was either you or Saffy.”

       He’d dignify that first part with a response, if the only ass he was interested in wasn’t currently on vacation. ( Also -- don’t fuck with a man’s dog. ) “Give it to sunshine next time. Nobody else can put that wanker in his place ‘n still maintain their employment.”

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