txt-post @wenistouching - Tumblr Blog

what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square

aydiosmami

i just want

wenistouching

nice tits

nice butt

long hair

perf eyebrows

$$$$$$$$$$$$

blog post: i have to pee but im too lazy

someone: looks like urine trouble

tumblr: YOU FUCKING DID NOT

tumblr: DID YOU FUCKING JUST

tumblr: IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE

tumblr: I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW

tumblr: OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH

tumblr: *8 supernatural gifs*

tumblr: THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR

n-ul

a japanese legend says that if you shut the fuck up you wouldnt be so annoying

fucktheinternetyouperv

it’s not my fault your dad forgot to pick you up from school because he was sniffing lines off of my stomach in the car park

dntdodrugs-deactivated20140328

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

babelien7-deactivated20150727

u are sitting in your home watching twin peaks reruns and have never even tried to fuck a dad #guaranteed

grugz-deactivated20140311

"this has no lyrical content and its garbage"

shut up bitch im tryna get wild not contemplate my existence

its-always-funny

cracked

knopebenjiwyatt

im so fucking done

kiss-o-tron-deactivated20180917

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

pinejaysong

imagine eating one of those in public. you make eye contact with someone. lick it a couple more times. swirl your tongue around. AND THEN YOU BITE IT IN HALF.

lesser-flamingo

tumblr is such an interesting place to look at in public

year9000ovvvhellfireandratbites

uhhhh, sorry, but youre gunna have to come down to the station with me for some routine questioning. the station is a nice park where we can sit under a tree and hold hands. the questions will be stuff like “whats your favorite poem” and “do you think im pretty”