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I WANT ALL THAT IS NOT MINE IND. VICKI DONOVAN Based on the character from The Vampire Diaries. Please note, this character is from the television series rather than the novels. WRITTEN BY HOPE

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            ❛ YOU’RE HOT                        Y’KNOW, FOR A SUPER OLD MAN. ❜     Mild compliment escaped Vicki with a smirk though it was soon swept under the carpet with her usual sarcastic sense of humour. The eldest Donovan had never been good at being nice to others. Not even those who could no doubt end her faster than she could pop a pill.    ❛ WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE               A GAZALLION YEARS OLD? ❜

NOT ACCEPTING   //   @moonoverbourbon

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‘ So, you’re staying? ’

           ❛ YEAH                           I THINK I’M GONNA STICK AROUND. ❜    Nod of confirmation followed and a faint smile appeared ‘pon pale features. Vicki had often wondered what she might do if she ever escaped the infamous Other Side. There had been times when the mere thought of leaving their crap town behind forever had been the only thing that kept her from fighting against the overwhelming darkness. STARTING FRESH SOMEWHERE ELSE.  No Donovan reputation lingering over her or a grave with her name on it in the local churchyard.  BUT NOW SHE WAS ACTUALLY HERE.  Ripped through the void by a brother who refused to let go and Vicki couldn’t bring herself to abandon him. Besides, where else was a twice-dead vampire gonna fit in better than she did here?     ❛ I’m sure there’s a lot of people who’d rather I leave considering what I did to Elena, but whatever. Someone’s gotta make sure Matty doesn’t get himself killed and it’s not as though being unwanted is a new thing for me. ❜    Deep breath in, her shoulders lifted in a shrug. Smile that had been there before faltered and she paused for a moment before speaking again.    ❛ I’M REALLY SORRY ABOUT YOUR MOM, TY. AND YOUR DAD                              I’m pretty much sorry for every shit thing that’s happened while I was gone. I’m also really sorry I tried to bite you that one time. ❜

NOT ACCEPTING   //   @temperproblem​

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SNATCH (2000) SENTENCE STARTERS. 

You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

I’m taking the dog for a walk.

What are you doin’ here?

What’s the problem?

What’s in the car?

Do you know what ‘nemesis’ means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an ‘orrible cunt: me.

You take sugar?

I’m sweet enough.

It was two minutes five minutes ago.

Speak English to me.

You are obviously the big dick.

There are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls and there are little, mincey balls.

These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever.

They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action.

You got your parties muddled up. There’s no pussy here, just a dose that’ll make you wish you were born a woman.

Like a prick, you’re having second thoughts.

You are shrinking and your two little balls are shrinking with you.

The fact you’ve got ‘replica’ written down the side of your guns and the fact I’ve got ‘Desert Eagle point five 0’ written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.

Now, fuck off.

Why do they call him the bullet-dodger?

Your seats? This is a stolen car, mate.

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary… come again?

It’s a four ton truck. It’s not as if it’s a packet of fucking peanuts, is it?

When you reverse, things come from behind you.

I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece.

Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it together.

Would someone mind telling me, who the fuck are you?

I hear the best thing to do is feed corpses to pigs. They will go through bone like butter.

A single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: ‘as greedy as a pig’.  

Well, thank you for that. That is a great weight off my mind.

If you wouldn’t mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?

Shut up and sit down, you big, bald fuck.

I hope you appreciate the concern I have for my friend.

I’m not sure about the colour.

You can’t change fighters.

Why are we stopped here?

It’s too tight.

Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.

He tells people he was named after a gun, but I know he was really named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer.

There’s a gun in your trousers. What’s a gun doing in your trousers?

It’s for protection.

It’s a free country, ain’t it?

It ain’t a free shop, is it? So fuck off!

Anything to declare?

Don’t go to England.

You stop me again whilst I’m walking and I’ll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

What the fuck do you mean?

They look like shit, don’t they?

I’m not in here to make a fucking bet.

I’m not fucking buying that.

Fuckface, who’s speaking to you?

He asked him, didn’t he?

Fuckface? I like that one. I’ll have to remember that one next time I’m climbing off your mum.

It’s not as if it’s a tin of baked beans1 What do you mean ‘open him up’?

It was a rhetorical question.

What have I told you about thinking?

Get back down or you will not be coming up next time.

You’re not going anywhere, you thick lump.

You stay until the job’s done.

He’s harder than a coffin nail.

Have you ever crossed the road and looked the wrong way? A car’s nearly on you. So, what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. Your life doesn’t flash before you, ‘cause you’re too fuckin’ scared to think. You just freeze and pull a stupid face.

Who took the jam outta your doughnut?

You took the fucking jam outta my doughnut. You did.

I can’t make him fight, can I?

You’re not much good to me alive, are you?

We’ve lost Gorgeous George.

You’re going to have to repeat that.

Where’d you lose him? He ain’t a set of fucking car keys, is he?

It ain’t as if he’s incon-fucking-spicuous now, is it?

You’re on thin fucking ice, my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

Do you want to do it?

It’s not the same fight.

I wasn’t calling your mum a tart.

Ah, save your breath for cooling your porridge.

Have I made myself clear?

Did you understand a single word of what he just said?

I’ve helped you as much as I’m going to help you.

You should fuck off now while you still got the legs to carry you.

Why the fuck do I want a caravan that’s got no fucking wheels?

You want to settle this with a fight?

Over my dead body!

I’ll not have you fighting! You know what happens when you fight.

Get her to sit down. For fuck’s sake!

I ain’t fucked you.

I’ll fight you for it. You and me.

Fuck you!

Don’t take the piss.

I need to have a shite.

I fail to recognise the correlation between losing ten grand and a good deal.

What the fuck is that?

This is a shot gun.

It’s a fucking anti-aircraft gun.

You’ll raise Hell. Nevermind pulses.

He’s been a busy, little bastard.

I think you’ve let him get away with enough.

It can get you into a lot of trouble, thinking, I shouldn’t do so much of it.

You gotta get me to a doctor! Shoot that fuck and then get me to a doctor.

For every action, there is a reaction.

Pull your tongue out of my arsehole.

You have all the characteristics of a dog. Except loyalty.

You’re a ruthless, little cunt. I’ll give you that.

What the fuck are you two looking at?

You are not bringing that thing in here.

I will do you a favour. I’ll not get out this car and bash the living fuck out of you in front of all your girlfriends.

What the fuck are you doing?

I’m driving down the street with your head stuck in my window. What do you thinking I’m doing, you penis?

I don’t think I’ll slow down. I think I’ll speed up.

You better not be telling me porky pies.

Follow me and I’ll fucking shoot you.

These lads are out to hurt each other.

Calm down, son. Behave yourself.

I’ve got the gun, son. I think it’s you who should behave.

I’m not telepathic.

You’re plenty fucking stupid.

Fuck me. Have you been reading?

He’s a liability.

You are gonna die.

He got shot six times.

Why don’t you fucking die?

Are you sayin’ I can’t shoot?

I’m not saying you can’t shoot. I know you can’t shoot.

The dog must have ate it.

I create the bodies. I don’t erase the bodies.

This will get messy.

He’s been shot in the face. I would’ve thought that was obvious.

It’s just impossible to kill the bastard.

I don’t want to put a bullet in your face, but if you don’t give us exactly what we want, there will be fucking murder.

Shoot him.

Goody gumdrops. Get us a cup of tea.

You’re a dead man! You hear me? A fucking dead man.

He’s a dangerous bastard.

Do you want to shoot him?

Do you want to stab him?

Do you want to kill him or not?

I wasn’t asking. I was telling.

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LINKIN PARK MEME.  Rest in peace, Chester Bennington. Your talent and wonderful personality gave so many people so much hope during their darkest of times, and you will be forever missed.

PAPERCUT.

Why does it feel like night today?

Why am I so uptight today?

Paranoia is all I got left.

I know what it feels like to have a voice in the back of my head.

It’s like I’m paranoid lookin’ over my back.

It’s like a whirlwind inside of my head.

It’s like I can’t stop what I’m hearing within.

Your paranoia’s probably worse.

I don’t know what set me off first.

ONE STEP CLOSER.

I cannot take this anymore.

I find bliss in ignorance.

I’m about to break.

I need a little room to breathe.

I’m one step closer to the edge.

I wish I could find a way to disappear.

Shut up when I’m talking to you.

POINTS OF AUTHORITY.

Forfeit the game.

You can’t run the race.

You just won’t last.

You love the way I look at you.

My pride is broken.

You like to think you’re never wrong.

You live with what you’ve learned.

You have to act like you’re someone.

You want someone to hurt like you.

CRAWLING.

These wounds they will not heal.

There’s something inside me that pulls beneath the surface.

This lack of self-control I fear is never-ending.

My walls are closing in.

I’ve felt this way before.

IN THE END.

It doesn’t even matter how hard you try.

Time is a valuable thing.

I wasted it all just to watch you go.

I kept everything inside.

Even though I tried, it all fell apart.

I tried so hard and got so far.

In the end? It doesn’t even matter.

I had to fall to lose it all.

You’re acting like I was part of your property.

You fought with me.

Things aren’t the way they were before.

You wouldn’t even recognise me anymore.

I’ve put my trust in you.

MY DECEMBER.

I just wish I didn’t feel.

I take back all the things I said.

I’d give it all away just to have somewhere to go.

I’d give it all away just to have someone to come home to.

This is all I need.

BREAKING THE HABIT.

Memories consume like an opening wound.

You all assume I’m safe here.

I don’t want to be the one.

I’m the one confused.

I don’t know what’s worth fighting for.

I don’t know why I instigate and say what I don’t mean.

I don’t know how I got this way.

I know it’s not alright.

I had no options left.

I’m the one at fault.

I’ll never fight again.

This is how it ends.

NUMB.

I’m tired of being what you want me to be.

I don’t know what you’re expecting of me.

I’m under the pressure of walking in your shoes.

Every step that I take is another mistake to you.

I’ve become so numb.

I can’t feel you there.

All I want is to be more like me and be less like you.

Can’t you see that you’re smothering me?

Everything that you thought I would be has fallen apart right in front of you.

I may end up failing.

You were just like me with someone disappointed in you.

LEAVE OUT ALL THE REST.

I dreamed I was missing.

You were so scared.

No one would listen because no one else cared.

What am I leaving when I’m done here?

Forget the wrong that I’ve done.

Help me leave behind some reasons to be missed.

Don’t resent me.

Keep me in your memory.

Don’t be afraid.

I’ve taken my beating.

I’m strong on the surface.

I’ve never been perfect.

I’ve never been perfect, but neither have you.

Save me from myself.

SHADOW OF THE DAY.

Sometimes solutions aren’t so simple.

Sometimes goodbye’s the only way.

The sun will set for you.

Your friends all plead for you to stay.

Sometimes beginnings aren’t so simple.

WHAT I’VE DONE.

There’s no need.

I’ve drawn regret from the truth.

Let mercy come and wash away what I’ve done.

Let go of what I’ve done.

I’m forgiving what I’ve done.

FAINT.

I said goodbye.

All I could think was I need a way to dig through the damage.

I see you takin’ advantage.

I found another reason to do this.

I wanna find a way to rattle you.

I’m not done.

There’s nothing left.

Darkness turned to light.

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SENSE8 SEASON ONE SENTENCE STARTERS –– PART TWO/THREE ⟶ feel free to change pronouns, tenses, tweak the sentence to fit your muse, etc etc.

1.05 –– art is like religion

“I feel a little bit bloated today.” “Jesus flying fuckballs.” “If your enemy will not be humbled, destroy him.” “I’m just feeling a little emotional today.” “Decay and death haunt every breath we take.” “I’m a fucking mess.” “I see you, villain. I see you, with your fucking villain mustache!” “I can’t breathe! I can’t think! I can’t remember anything.” “You tacky, cheap-weaved, plastic titted whore!” “Impossibility is a kiss away from reality.” “Art is like religion.” “I’ve got a hard-on that’s gonna last all week.” “I prefer to assume you’re a hallucination.” “Is it we who makes the choice, or the choice that makes us?”

1.06 –– demons

“They’re never going to stop, unless we make them.” “I hate violence, but sometimes violence is necessary.” “I thought it would be a good idea to keep an eye on you.” “You don’t know what I want.” “You’re a dangerous, perverted demon who never seems to have any clothes on.” “He thinks a lot about everything.” “If someone’s got a problem with me, I should know about it.” “What is the secret to be a great lover?” “I come here after a long night to smoke and converse with the sun.” “All I’ve got is hash. It’s like pot but better.” “It’s not the drugs that make a drug addict, it’s the need to escape reality.” “I’m afraid I’ve just made the biggest mistake of my life.” “It’s a terrible song about a mother killing her baby, but I always found it comforting.”

1.07 –– wwn double d?

“This isn’t a fair fight.” “If you guys are starting some crime fighting, Charlie’s Angels shit, count me in.” “Sometimes the only place you can find a brave and honest woman is in prison.” “I’m not lucky. I’m privileged, not lucky.” “This was our first night out ever.” “You have to admit it was the best night of your life.” “I’m not the bad guy. I’m the sad guy.” “He’s twice the man you’ll ever be.” “I’m feeling very Whitney Houston right now.” “I would never go straight.” “There was a time when people who heard voices were considered saints.” “There must be some meaning to all of this that I can’t see.” “Gods don’t give a shit about us.” “I try not to think of you, but every time it brings me straight to you.” “Do you think our connection is a sort of miracle?” “I’ve always hated being alone.” “Does this happen often?” “So you’re already late? Would you like to be a lot late?” “This could destroy my career, my whole life.” “We are creatures of habit.” “Have you ever not checked your email while waiting for coffee?”

1.08 –– we will all be judged by the courage of our hearts

“How can something still look so beautiful after we saw what we saw?” “Why are you whispering?” “How do I tell them apart if you keep calling all my friends motherfuckers?” “This is the nicest thing a motherfucker has done for me today.” “I miss my dog.” “Sometimes it feels good to remember.” “He would do anything for you.” “Many educated people are stupid.” “That’s how I take my coffee too.” “A lot of things that are hard to talk about happened here.” “I want to see that volcano nobody can pronounce the name of.” “You cannot go back to that asshole.” “We make choices and life has a way of making us pay for them.” “If life has taught me anything, it’s that I can take a punch.” “If this was an episode of CSI, I’m hooked.” “That doesn’t sound sinister at all.” “This isn’t a movie or a fucking tv show.” “This is the real fucking world. Nothing’s fair.” “In the end, we will all by judged by the courage of our hearts.” “The idea of praying to a god for my own fate is sad and primitive.” “Your tone is scaring me.” “I love you more than I have ever loved anyone in my life.”

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SENSE8 SEASON ONE SENTENCE STARTERS –– PART ONE/THREE ⟶ feel free to change pronouns, tenses, tweak the sentence to fit your muse, etc etc.

1.01 –– limbic resonance

“I don’t want anyone else to die because of me.” “How many times have you made that threat?” “Women don’t close things –– they… open them.” “You know work is important to me.” “We were born into the world the same way we will leave it –– alone.” “I’m going to have a really good day today.” “Say one more thing about my girlfriend and I’ll colonize your face with my fist.” “I’m not crying because of her. I’m crying because no one’s ever defended me before.” “You cracked the uncrackable.” “Of everyone, I end up with the Mulder-wannabe.”

1.02 –– i am also a we

“You gotta stop watching all those cop shows.” “If I had your parents, I’d more be than a little crazy.” “I know I’m USDA prime cut, but I don’t swing that way.” “Do you know how many people a year die on those things?” “You just look them right in the eye, and you lie.” “If you don’t marry him, I will.” “If they don’t get that, they’re just fucking idiots.” “I just want to be your arm piece.” “Why be jealous of the arm, when you already have my heart?” “You know I never say no to bubbles.” “My family can be complicated.” “The only world I want to live in is one where we can be together.” “My heart belongs to another.” “If I try to explain it, you won’t believe me.” “We all know when people are lying to us, we just don’t want to listen.” “Beer is innocent. It don’t take sides.” “Take my beer and I’ll fuck you up.” “You’re pissed off because I did my job.” “You did what you felt was the right thing, and I’m proud of you for that.” “It gives me major fucked up dreams.” “Drugs are like shoes –– everyone needs them but they don’t always fit.”

1.03 –– smart money’s on the skinny bitch

“As long as I didn’t know the truth, you were fine using me.” “Enjoy your five minutes of fame and stop trying to make six out of it.” “This is some crazy witch-burning shit.” “Your name is Mr. Fuck Off.” “Actors are just good liars.” “I know you will always come back.” “The smart money is on the skinny bitch.”

1.04 –– what’s going on?

“What the fuck are you talking about?” “We have the secrets of our past hidden inside us.” “Without the past, there would be nothing to think about.” “You would be a success without me.” “I was dating her for two months –– which seemed like a fucking lifetime back then.” “Over lunch, he showed me how to cut a man’s throat.” “It’s very hard to concentrate when you have a crazy psycho ex-lover stalking you.” “What are you doing hiding in the dark?” “Tonight, I say, no fucking limits.” “She doesn’t mean to make an ass out of herself, she just can’t seem to help it.” “Do you have no idea what you have done?” “I have never seen you smile like that.” “Could really use some luck now.” “I’ve had this song stuck in my head all day.” “That’s the perfect soundtrack for a lobotomy.”

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✧  FLATSOUND  LYRIC  PROMPTS.

I’LL BE ANYTHING :

❝ There was a man who lived alone. ❞ ❝ I’ll do anything, anything. ❞ ❝ Will I find anyone?. ❞ ❝ What he would be when he was old. ❞ ❝ I’ll do anything. ❞ ❝ In your heart, since the day you were born. ❞ ❝ And tell the man not to worry. ❞ ❝ Who’s feeling anxious toward the bullshit. ❞ ❝ It doesn’t matter when you die. ❞ ❝ And for that, you should find at least one excuse. ❞ ❝ ‘Cause if not, you’ve already died. ❞ ❝ And believe me when I say I know exactly what that’s like. ❞ ❝ Were nothing compared to the things that stayed.  ❞

YOU ARE THE COFFIN :

❝ I am doing just fine, thank you. ❞ ❝ I know how much you like to keep in touch. ❞ ❝ So you can talk about it. ❞ ❝ Who were you talking to? ❞ ❝ Is that the reason you’re too scared? ❞ ❝ I did what I wanted. ❞ ❝ And you’re the reason that I can’t breathe. ❞ ❝ I’ll sleep inside of your chest. ❞ ❝ And fight those thoughts in your head. ❞ ❝ Some say we should take a rest. ❞ ❝ I think I’d rather be dead. ❞ ❝ I can’t sleep. ❞ ❝ You are a monster.. ❞

YOU SAID OKAY :

❝ It all started with closed eyes. ❞ ❝ And a feeling in my gut telling me. ❞ ❝ I need to keep them shut the whole time. ❞ ❝ I saw your lips. ❞ ❝ They’d suck me in like black holes. ❞ ❝ I realized you were not my world. ❞ ❝ You were my universe. ❞ ❝ Sometimes when I look up, I see stars. ❞ ❝ I get the same feeling. ❞ ❝ That gravity will just turn off and I’ll fall endlessly. ❞ ❝ Into something much larger than I am. ❞ ❝If I’ll ever understand god in my lifespan. ❞ ❝ Then start to say what I can’t finish. ❞

SUMMER OR SPRING :

❝ Ever since you were born you were cold. ❞ ❝ Cold as the snow, you were. ❞ ❝ So scared to melt, you avoided the warmth. ❞ ❝ That your family had gave in the. ❞ ❝ I love you to death. ❞ ❝ Do you live for the summer or spring? ❞ ❝ ‘Cause you don’t feel like winter to me. ❞ ❝ You came through this town like a breeze. ❞ ❝ Well the fear in my eyes made me. ❞ ❝ Continued to spin, I had no. ❞ ❝ Speaking my lesson from the brain. ❞ ❝ Take these words, sing them out loud ❞ ❝ I won’t stop until there’s middle ground. ❞

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‘  it’s the time of the season when love runs high.  ’ ‘  this time, give it to me easy.  ’ ‘  it’s the time of the season for loving.  ’ ‘  what’s your name?  ’ ‘  too many things were said to ever make it feel like yesterday did.  ’ ‘  seasons must change. separate paths, separate ways.  ’ ‘  if we blame it on anything, let’s blame it on the rain.  ’ ‘  too young to fall in love. guess i knew it all along.  ’ ‘  i told them you were leaving on a bus to go away.  ’ ‘  don’t go away mad… just go away.  ’ ‘  talk to me softly.  ’ ‘  don’t hang your head in sorrow and please don’t cry.  ’ ‘  i know how you’re feeling inside, i’ve been there before.  ’ ‘  don’t you cry tonight.  ’ ‘  i still love you, baby.  ’ ‘  give me a kiss before you tell me goodbye.  ’ ‘  don’t you take it so hard now and please don’t take it so bad.  ’ ‘  i’ll still be thinking of you and the times we had.  ’ ‘  please remember that i never lied.  ’ ‘  you’ll feel better tomorrow come the morning light.  ’ ‘  no one can live in sorrow.  ’ ‘  i was the one who’s washing blood off your hands.  ’ ‘  when you’re in need of someone, my heart won’t deny you.  ’ ‘  my girl, don’t lie to me.  ’ ‘  tell me, where did you sleep last night?  ’ ‘  his head was found in a driving wheel, but his body was never found.  ’ ‘  you used to say live and let live.  ’ ‘  if this ever changing world in which we’re living makes you give in and cry, say live and let die.  ’ ‘  when i look into your eyes, i can see a love restrained.  ’ ‘  nothing lasts forever and we both know hearts can change.  ’ ‘  we’ve been through this such a long, long time just trying to kill the pain.  ’ ‘  lovers always come and lovers always go and no one’s really sure who’s letting to today.  ’ ‘  if we could take the time to lay it on the line, i could rest my head just knowing that you were mind.  ’ ‘  if you want to love me, then darling, don’t refrain.  ’ ‘  do you need some time on your own?  ’ ‘  do you need some time all alone?  ’ ‘  everybody needs sometime on their own.  ’ ‘  i know it’s hard to keep an open heart.  ’ ‘  if you could heal a broken heart, wouldn’t time be out to charm you?  ’ ‘  i know that you can love me when there’s no one left to blame.  ’ ‘  nothing lasts forever.  ’ ‘  everybody needs somebody.  ’ ‘  you’re not the only one.  ’ ‘  don’t waste your time.  ’ ‘  where were you? where’d you go?  ’ ‘  i’m not trying to fake it and i ain’t the one to blame.  ’ ‘  there’s no one home in my house of pain.  ’ ‘  wasn’t i worth the time?  ’ ‘  don’t you want me to love you?  ’ ‘  you may be a lover, but you ain’t no lover.  ’ ‘  don’t let me break you.  ’ ‘  they call me mellow yellow.  ’ ‘  she’s just mad about me.  ’ ‘  love is a banquet on which we feed.  ’ ‘  they can’t hurt you now.  ’ ‘  the night belongs to lovers.  ’ ‘  the night belongs to lust.  ’ ‘  all the girls dreamed that they’d be your partner.  ’ ‘  you’re so vain.  ’ ‘  you had me several years ago when i was still quite naive.  ’ ‘  you said that we made such a pretty pair and that you would never leave.  ’ ‘  you gave away the things you loved and one of them was me.  ’ ‘  they were all in love with dying.  ’ ‘  i can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes.  ’ ‘  you never know just how you look through other people’s eyes.  ’ ‘  so nice to see your face again.  ’ ‘  tell me, how long has it been since you’ve been here?  ’ ‘  you look so different than before, but still the person i adore.  ’ ‘  i’m out of love, but i’ll take it form the past.  ’ ‘  i’ve been saving these last words for one last miracle, but now i’m not sure.  ’ ‘  i can’t save you if you don’t let me.  ’ ‘  you just get me like i’ve never been gotten before.  ’ ‘  do not make me think of him, the way he touched your fragile skin. that haunts me everyday.  ’ ‘  don’t disappear.  ’ ‘  this could be messy, but you don’t seem to mind.  ’ ‘  don’t go telling everybody and overlook this supposed crime.  ’ ‘  no one knows except the both of us.  ’ ‘  i have honored your request for silence.  ’ ‘  swallow it down.  ’ ‘  i might want to marry you one day.  ’ ‘  there must be fifty ways to leave your lover.  ’ ‘  the problem is all inside your head.  ’ ‘  i’d like to help you in your struggle to be free.  ’

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°• ♢ ———— LEGALLY BLONDE SENTENCE STARTERS.

’ The rules of hair care are simple and finite. ’ ’ Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. ’ ’ Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands/wives, they just don’t. ’ ’ Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed. ’ ’ There’s nothing I love better than a dumb blonde with Daddy’s plastic. ’ ’ My cousin had that once. Apparently you get a really bad rash on your… ’ ’ I don’t need back-ups. I’m going to Harvard. ’ ’ Well then, you’ll need excellent recommendations from your professors. ’ ’ Trust me, I can handle anything. ’ ’ Why are you going to throw that all away? ’ ’ Oh, sweetheart, you don’t need law school. ’ ’ I’m going to get the love of my life back. ’ ’ I just liked to watch him/her change the filter. ’ ’ Did you see him/her? He’s/she’s probably still scratching his/her head. ’ ’ I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life. ’ ’ I can’t believe you just called me a butthead.  ’ ’ I don’t think anybody has called me a butthead since the 9th grade. ’ ’ Why didn’t you call me? ’ ’ Uh. I’m sorry. I just hallucinated. ’ ’ Excuse me. ’ ’ I’m sorry? ’ ’ You got into Harvard Law? ’ ’ What? Like it’s hard? ’ ’ Pooh bear, just get in the car. ’ ’ You’re gonna ruin your shoes. ’ ’ Sorry for what? ’ ’ Well this is so much better than that! ’ ’ Excuse me, I have some shopping to do. ’ ’ So, when did you wanna go out? ’ ’ We spent a beautiful night together and I haven’t heard from you since. ’ ’ Well, forget it. I’ve spent too much time crying over you. ’ ’ Because I’m not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I’m white trash? ’ ’ You’re breaking up with me because I’m too… blonde? ’ ’ I’m a middle aged, high school drop out with stretch marks and a fat ass. ’ ’ Well, no. That’s not entirely true… ’ ’ Then what? My boobs are too big? ’ ’ So what’s a girl/boy to do? ’ ’ What? Practically deformed? ’ ’ This is what I need to become. ’ ’ Don’t stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey. ’ ’ I got up. Got a latte. Went to the gym. Got a perm and came home. ’ ’ We all tried to talk her out of it. Curls weren’t a good look for her.  ’ ’ Objection, why is this relevant? ’ ’ I have a point, I promise. ’ ’ I suspect you weren’t because your curls are still intact. ’ ’ How would you feel if your father married someone who was your age? ’ ’ If you’re going to let one stupid prick ruin your life… you’re not the girl I thought you were. ’ ’ Oh, my God, the bend and snap works every time! ’ ’ All those opposed to chafing, please say “Aye”. ’ ’ How was your first class? ’ ’ All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs. ’ ’ So, if you don’t know an answer they’re just gonna kick you out. ’ ’ Hey, well, don’t you look like a walking felony. ’ ’ There’s like a judge and everything… and jury people. ’ ’ Is that the only interaction you two have ever had? ’ ’ No! Sometimes I say “okay” instead of “fine.” ’ ’ Excuse me, I’m sorry… are you here to see me? ’ ’ I promised her, and I can’t break the bonds of sisterhood. ’ ’ This is a murder investigation! Not some scandal at the sorority house! ’ ’ Geez! Could I be any more goddamn spastic? ’ ’ Are you one of my lawyers? ’ ’ You’ve just won your case. ’ ’ Well thank God one of you has a brain. ’ ’ If anyone found out about this, I would be ruined! ’ ’ I would rather go to jail than to lose my reputation! ’ ’ Don’t worry. Your secret is safe with me. ’ ’ No more boring suits or pantyhose, I’m trying to be somebody I’m not. ’ ’ I think it gives it a little something extra, don’t you think? ’ ’ I know, I thought that was very… classy of you. ’ ’ This is gonna be just like senior year, except for funner! ’ ’ I’m never going to be good enough for you, am I? ’

[vaememes]

nsfw sentence starters.

’ i’m so hard for you baby. ’ ’ do you want me? how do you want me? ’ ’ i don’t think you’re ready for this. ’ ’ i don’t think you could handle this. ’ ’ i’m so horny for you right now. ’ ’ if you keep dressing like that, i won’t be able to contain myself. ’ ’ i want to mark you as mine tonight. ’ ’ come over here and give me a kiss. ’ ’ do you feel me inside of you right now? ’ ’ i want to feel you inside of me right now. ’ ’ i want to hear you moan and scream my name. ’ ’ do you feel that? ’ ’ you ready for round two yet? ’ ’ let’s go again. ’ ’ i just want to make you moan. ’ ’ i’m going to give you a kiss now. ’ ’ can we cuddle afterwards? ’ ’ i’m still hurting from last night. ’ ’ come show me a good time then. ’ ’ i’m more than ready for this, trust me. ’ ’ think you can handle it? ’ ’ strip for me. ’ ’ want me to strip for you? ’ ’ i’m just stripping for you slowly. ’ ’ i’m just slowly going to take off my clothes now. ’ ’ what? i’m just changing. ’ ’ you can look but you can’t touch. ’ ’ want to come feel me up? ’ ’ i can do amazing things with these hands. ’ ’ this mouth here can work wonders. ’ ’ talk dirty to me while you fuck me. ’ ’ aw, is that all you got? ’ ’ harder, baby. ’ ’ hmmm, yeah, harder baby. ’ ’ oh yes! right there! that’s the spot! ’ ’ don’t slow down, keep going. ’ ’ i love the way you move your hips. ’ ’ i love the way you taste. ’ ’ you taste so good. ’ ’ i want to taste you. ’ ’ let’s go naked and talk about it. ’ ’ i think you look wonderful naked. ’ ’ want me to help you take your clothes off? ’ ’ i will rip those clothes right off of you. ’ ’ let me see what your working with. ’ ’ i’m so wet right now. ’ ’ you make me so wet. ’ ’ come feel how wet i am right now. ’ ’ you should feel how soaking wet i am. ’ ’ only you make me that wet. ’ ’ i’m so hard right now. ’ ’ just your voice makes me get a hard on. ’ ’ you should feel how hard i get for you. ’ ’ i’m so hard it hurts. ’ ’ it takes a lot to make me horny. ’ ’ it doesn’t take much with you to make me horny. ’

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