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Ind. Morticia Smith | Rick & Morty

[wentwayward]

sb: What if you’re living in a simulation?

Morticia, having a sudden existential crisis: Haha, yeah, wouldn’t that be wild.

[foolisland]

[wentwayward]

tocorruptandconquer replied to your post: Taps on her computer screen.

“I’ve been… Around.”

    “Right. You can go just about anywhere, huh? Probably more fun than hanging around here. Everyone’s been...Rick and Morty’s been busy lately, I think...”

[wentwayward]

Taps on her computer screen.

     “Oh! It’s you!”

     She’s quick to pick up her laptop from the sheets and into her lap. Phone placed to the side as her attention was stolen from mindlessly scrolling through social posts. Just a quick adjustment to the screen and there! There’s a wave of her hand to greet the virus. More than happy to see him return to her desktop.

     “I’ve been wondering where you disappeared to.”

@tocorruptandconquer

[cinrey]

oh jeez;

[cinrey]

assorted morticias

[bushmonsterr]

cool nerd 💕✨ 

[wentwayward]

impenetrableshiield:

“Don’t be too polite or Gene might come ‘round with his stupid face more often and no one needs that!”  Groan.  “Fucking Gene.”

     “What...exactly has Gene done anyway?”

[wentwayward]

impenetrableshiield:

Lays down on the floor in the most dramatic way possible.  “Gene won’t shut up– I-I-I can hear him laughing from here!”

     “I can always go next door and ask if they can keep it down.” Pats his head. There, there, Drama Bug.

[wentwayward]

     Can we, like, not drive my brother to exhaustion..?

[signalsandsoundwaves]

OKAY I LIED WHEN I SAID I’D HAVE THESE OUT ON THE DAY OF THE NEW EPISODE SO HAVE A MIAMI MORTY AS COMPENSATION MMKAY and I made sure to match his sandals to his speedo, because above all else he is a CLASSY dame 

and good LORD there is a lot that was happening in this episode so I guess prepare for a part 2 of this episode’s adaptation eventually

and i added descriptions in the images when you click on them except they kinda only show up on my personal blog for some reason??

[pk4n]

jessica/morti for #femslashfebruary 💕

[snowflakeb0ttles]

They’re probably talking about something stupid

[breadwitch]

How I think Morticia got her hair band 

[wentwayward]

Hey can Morticia get a uuuuuuuh girlfriend who’s emotionally supportive and willing to put in the time into helping her improve her self image and get over the traumas of a dysfunctional family life.

[wentwayward]

ROMANTIC HEADCANONS.

name : Morticia Smith

nickname : Morty

gender : Female

romantic orientation : Panromantic

sexual orientation :  Homosexual

preferred pet names : Sweetheart, Sugar, Doll...

relationship status : Single

opinion on true love : Despite falling head over heels pretty fast, she doesn’t have a very good view on ‘true love’. It might exist for some people but maybe never for her. Too much time spent seeing her own family dysfunctional and growing up with her original grandpa’s views has really skewed her view on love in general in a rather unhealthy way.

opinion on love at first sight : FUCK. IF ONLY.

how ‘romantic’ are they? : Morticia is naturally affectionate though behaves very apprehensively so if she likes you then she’ll go all out. Gifts, hand holding, surprise plans. She’ll do anything and everything to make someone feel special.

ideal physical traits : Redheads. Taller people tend to get her attention. She likes both broad and soft features. The biggest thing to get her is nice, comforting or attractive voices.

ideal personality traits : She’s thirsty for validation and positive attention and if she’s given those two things sometimes the rest of the personality doesn’t matter. Regardless if she was to choose she’d rather someone who has a lot of pride in themselves, generally kind hearted, and is willing to be open with even the strangest situations.

unattractive physical traits :  I uh— I can’t think of any!

unattractive personality traits : If you’re outright a dick then you’re off the table basically. If she can see clear as day you’re a bad, cruel, or abusive person then you aren’t worth her time. But she’s unfortunately pretty easily duped (see above).

ideal date : Going to a movie or the arcade. Window shopping at the mall. At home movie nights. Calm. Normal. Nothing exploding or trying to eat anyone.

do they have a type? : TELL HER SHE’S PRETTY AND SHE’S YOURS.

average relationship length : Longest was 2 weeks.

commitment level : She’s........not sure......................

opinion of public affection : Depends on who she’s with since sometimes she can be a little bit influenced by the people she’s around.

past relationships? : One alien queen. One cat alien. She doesn’t like to talk about either.

favorite canon ship : Canon has not provided.

favorite non-canon ship : MORTICIA’S LONELY AS HELL GUYS.

notps: Anything involving incest cause please do not. Just. Do not.

tagged by :  no one. stole it from gramps and the twin.

tagging : Anyone who’d like to do it.

[signalsandsoundwaves]

here darlings, have a few more morticias ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ/

(i regret nothing)

(I might also open requests for these since they’re so quick to do)