hey! i'm rapidly approaching your location

20, she/her • hi! this blog has 0 theme!! I'm gonna be freaking out over anything on here!!!

[konoko]

[itsolie]

i can’t endlessly retweet the original since i uninstalled stupid bird app, so i’m posting it here to endlessly reblog instead

[desk-drawerr]

Schmoovin~

[that-jack-daniel]

OUUUUUUU SHIIIT

[neopetdestroyer]

[theehorsepusssy]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!

Spin the wheel to find out what!

How bad is it?

Actually way better than before!

Its good

It's alright

It's annoying but I'll be fine

It's pretty bad

IM DEAD

worse than death

Nothing changes/results

Remaining time: 1 day 7 hours

This idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!

(the constantly move ones would be like a tic)

[bamsara]

alright. okay. i was hoping that was happening anyway

[the-rat12]

You can never feel bored!!!!!!

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[aiexh]

“i fucking hate supernatural” i say, hands shaking as i click on the next episode. it is now 3am. i have spent the last 10 hours binging the series, and do not plan on stopping. five Pinterest boards have been created, it is all i have thought about for the past week.

[kiabugboy]

Sphaerirhyncia wilsoni

alt: another silurian brachiopod (look like clams but are not molluscs) that's basically just ball-shaped, here wity a yellow color looking like eye-less jack-o-lanterns

[ozth]

[annstf]

"do you have insta?" i have an address where u can send flowers and love letters

[autofuneral]

one of those apocalyptic things that we have decided not to talk about is that straight guys do not wash their hands in the bathroom. its fucking crazy pills man.

[billciphermpreg]

and for my favorite character: failed suicide attempt and erectile dysfunction

[morgenstern16]

[crabussy]

imagined my favourite character doing cool stuff while listening to a new song and got so excited that apparently the only appropriate physical reaction was to start jumping and kicking my legs like a leprechaun or a pissed off rabbit while breathing like I had just run a marathon. okay

[requiem-on-water]

[deantestines]