automatic funeral

cassandra

[newyorkkiss]

[autofuneral]

agnostic dog who loves to eat human babies: we just dont know where human babies come from

[autofuneral]

anteaters are just now finding out about red bull and, needless to say, they LOVE IT

[autofuneral]

jesus christ will reincarnate in broward county florida but hell actually really like it and cancel the rapture #67fortruth

[cryptotheism]

Uncles and Nephews can perform especially powerful attacks together. Experiment with different uncles and nephews to discover their unique abilities.

[punkitt-is-here]

this is what LMFAO did with party rock anthem

[autofuneral]

if i were to build a city id make some huuge dope ass walls but wed have a big gate and wed let everyone in if they asked nicely. but theyd have to compliment how big and dope and nice the walls looked beforehand. wed also leave battering rams out front just in case anyone needed to get in when the gate openers were sleeping or fucking each other.

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[deadelated]

I can't enjoy sex i just know too many people who have made the whole idea kind of reddit to me

[deadelated]

no, i am not "traumatized". I just think it's kind of reddit when you touch me

[sludgebitch]

fry some chickpeas, coat them lightly in smoked paprika, garlic powder and salt. let them cool then throw in some mayo, sliced red onion, balsamic vinegar and cubed feta, put a couple tablespoons of your mixture in a tortilla with some leafy salad and give it the burrito fold. finally, get your cock out and smash it with a hammer and enjoy!

[xrd]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[sludgebitch]

new genre on the block. they're calling it heavy metal. and it sounds like how riding your wife's motorcycle feels

[187onabuster-deactivated2025013]

fucked to death - Matrix soundtrack

[autofuneral]

the album pop by gas is sooo damn beautiful. the last couple years where i was mostly too depressed to enjoy music id play it as i went to sleep and it is now just tattooed onto my brain. unbelievably gorgeous ambient record.

[autofuneral]

learning guitar is improving my poor fine motor skills. unintended but very welcome!

[asyy2011-deactivated20230127]

[play-now-my-lord]

new evidence shows dogs have "intuitive mastery of the bessemer steelmaking process", backing up centuries of anecdotes by blacksmiths in which a dog would whine and bark in distress when pig iron was heated without sufficient access to air in their presence. "It's possible Bessemer or others who claimed to have invented the process were inspired by the behavior of dogs, or that dogs communicated the details of this vital industrial process to them by unknown means", paper concludes