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Hi, I'm Malaya and I hate having to be civil to customers. || Indie RP blog for Malaya  Dysangco Walters from How to be a Werewolf || Sideblog to beforkafall

[koiss-ugh]

when you try and improve yourself but you’re still the same

[sagihairius]

*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*

[werewolffilmnoir]

oh. yikes. being important sounds like a lot of work, dude.

[aphrxdisia]

it is hella effort, trust me. 0/10 would not recommend. 

[werewolffilmnoir]

unfortunately, i'm not really sure i can avoid it. would if i could, though.

[werewolffilmnoir]

oh. yikes. being important sounds like a lot of work, dude.

[werewolffilmnoir]

aphrxdisia:

yeah. i’m not really one for big funerals and shit but i’m trying to be good and nice and all that. take a bathroom break, put a little water on your face and leave it damp, keep your eyes half-lidded, maybe make little sighing noises every time you turn your head like you’re dizzy. works for me.

that’s understandable. thanks for the advice, but uh. why would lust need to know how to fake being sick?

[aphrxdisia]

i do, in fact, have a human persona. and occasionally i need to get sick to get out of doing shit.

[werewolffilmnoir]

what sort of shit, if you don't mind me asking?

[asomatousaria]

werewolffilmnoir:

yeah, that’s definitely fair. sorry. i guess at this point i’m used to people explaining things to me before i even want or ask for the information. it’s gotten to the point where i just expect to be assaulted with information i don’t understand occasionally. okay. demigods. that’s a new one. and no, i don’t believe it. says the werewolf. because up until very recently, i was under the impression that werewolves were the only supernatural thing that existed.

no need to apologize! youre far from the first people usually get upset with that answer of mine actually

thats okay it means you havent encountered the game! and i wouldnt wish that encounter upon anyone

[werewolffilmnoir]

believe me, i honestly don't want to know any more about the supernatural world than is absolutely required. but that sounded important, so i figured i ought to actually ask.

you've mentioned that "game" thing like twice now. that sounds pretty important too, but i guess i won't prod.

[popiscle-deactivated20150726]

*@ starbucks*

barista: iced coffee for……sin lord? me: thank you

[werewolffilmnoir]

asomatousaria:

but you see  i dont have to make you believe anything  it will be real and true whether you trust it to be or not!  reality does not rely on your faith on it  gravity will work on your body of starstuff regardless of whether or not you believe in it  and so i have no reason to prove anything to you!  perhaps ill find the desire to do so once were closer friends

im a maid of time!  a demigod of time more simply put as i wouldnt expect you to know what that means  but!  i reckon you dont believe that either  (says the werewolf)

yeah, that’s definitely fair. sorry. i guess at this point i’m used to people explaining things to me before i even want or ask for the information. it’s gotten to the point where i just expect to be assaulted with information i don’t understand occasionally. okay. demigods. that’s a new one. and no, i don’t believe it. says the werewolf. because up until very recently, i was under the impression that werewolves were the only supernatural thing that existed.

[werewolffilmnoir]

aphrxdisia:

yeah. i’m not really one for big funerals and shit but i’m trying to be good and nice and all that. take a bathroom break, put a little water on your face and leave it damp, keep your eyes half-lidded, maybe make little sighing noises every time you turn your head like you’re dizzy. works for me.

that’s understandable. thanks for the advice, but uh. why would lust need to know how to fake being sick?

[werewolffilmnoir]

golgothasmoon:

Hm? 

{Pvt} 

No not at all! Theres tons of different species milling about on this site you would be surprised with what you find. Im a werewolf.

{Pvt} so i’ve discovered already. that’s what i thought, i just. wanted to check. me too.

[werewolffilmnoir]

asomatousaria:

with friends!  not on my own  when you can hear the cries of the dead and the damned youre a little less eager to watch people tempt them!  so ive found anyway 

none of the above! my proof is of the showing variety rather than lingual form   except i dont really have the time to show you right now  ha!  thats a pun and you dont even know it 

what. your story is becoming progressively harder and harder to believe here. i have no idea how you would show that to me???  man, more copouts. i’m getting a ton of those today. how is that even a pun?

[werewolffilmnoir]

aphrxdisia:

actually its a copout because one of my people’s parents just passed and i’m trying to be a good boyfriend. eugh. damn. point taken. maybe just look sick or something.

oh. yikes. that sucks, dude, i’m sorry about that. i don’t really know how to “look sick”.

[werewolffilmnoir]

@jacktonoir started following werewolffilmnoir

wow. six whole followers. i’m really moving up in the world. i can feel fame headed my way. should i assume your name is jack?

[werewolffilmnoir]

aphrxdisia:

i’d offer to prove it, but my week is kind of busy so y’know. can’t right now. that’s a pretty fun game to play. try coughing a lot. they hate sick people.

that sounds like a copout because you can’t prove it, but whatever you say. see, the issue with that is they’ll think i coughed in their coffee or something, and then we’ll get bad reviews.

[werewolffilmnoir]

asomatousaria:

i dont usually either!  but unfortunately i have some fairly convincing friends 

sounds fake huh??  haha oh jeez  ill spare you talk of the game and my offer of proof  youll figure it out eventually!  a dog in human form sounds like a good friend though

didn’t you just say that you did, though? no, what, if there’s proof i want to hear it. or? read it,  i guess? he is a pretty good friend. he’s just hard to deal with sometimes. especially when he hits on my brother.

[werewolffilmnoir]

aphrxdisia:

yeah i get that a lot, actually. hi i’m lust and i’m a demon. what’s good.

i wonder why. i’d say i don’t believe that, but it isn’t even the weirdest thing i’ve heard today, so i guess i can roll with it. i’m malaya and i’m currently trying to look as unapproachable as possible so customers won’t talk to me.

[limekat-archive-blog]

GUESS WHO CHOPPED OFF ALL THEIR HAIR AGAIN.