#weird.

[shepscapades]

[captainkingsley]

Reignite on ao3

perfectworldshipping | rated E

The blue of his eyes has gone grey, at least in the one he has open. He looks vulnerable like this in a way Augustine has never seen from him. But he's alive. That's what matters. - Augustine Sycamore returns to Lumiose after hearing about the latest disaster in Kalos. In its wake, he finds that the man he'd mourned for five years is still alive - or at least a part of him is.

Inspired by this piece by @wyrdle initially and then it got out of hand. Whoops.

[calciumdreams]

eaeawaaea wa wait tell us more about your monster cuisine

that sounds so interesting

wagging my tail in curiosity ngl

hhhhh fine *jumps from joy*

The closest equivalent is clearly east asian cuisine, which is indeed Very Broad, but i mean it more like flavor-wise not as those same actual dishes.

because, uh, they live in a cave. they are eating moss.

moss, mushrooms (yum!), algae, insects (snails, spiders, ants… honestly probably giant amphipods too.) and seaweed strips, weird fuzzball fungi, seaweed/bark flour. cave fish, cavegrown plants, and apparently aquatic versions of fruits like crabapples.

most of their fruits seem to be aquatic, which makes sense since Waterfall is basically the only place you could grow anything other than the ocassional flower, they got like chinampas somewhere.

Of course, they are like mutated versions because they are growing without sun, maybe it's just magic (they got onions that don't make you cry, which is an odd detail).

Uhh i could see them eating pinecones, lotus, basically any plant that isn't golden flowers. They figure how to eat cattails, which was great for the hot dog industry.

For drinks, they realy love their teas. sea tea is literally marsh water. “milk” is diluted tree sap. ig spider cider is a thing too, but that may just be a soup (since it has whole spiders, and not just the juice). cave water lol

snail pie is canonically an acquired taste. there’s spinach egg (don't worry about the eggs.) pie, fried dough like croquet rolls. they also have “junk food,” which is literally food found in the dump (like dog salad). Everyhthing is chewy, fibrous... they probably also like jelly-like textures.

they eat rocks too. my best guess is clay, since that’s at least somewhat edible although Hotland def has more variety. starfaits are made of something shiny, so honestly who knows what’s going on there (they’re sprinkling glitter in it)

they have sweets too, like spider candy, colorful obleas, cinnamon rolls shaped like bunnies. they really like cinnamon. They’re big on shaping food into cute or recognizable forms. Mmm, unrelated but they are big on fermentation too.

More on junk food! they also try to recreate human food but aren't ghreat at it, considering their reference is the spoiled version that is also buried in garbage water. Sometimes they get it almost right, they have soda tthat is very very sweet and also very plain.

they even have “meat” (meat factory ost my beloved), and.... what do they think meat tastes like??? it’s probably just really dense mushrooms. i hope. (vegetoids do have something weird going on though,,,

[forgo-me-not]

*boyfriend

the man who married a robot/love theme - the 1975. this is kinda a weird song for an edit because it's not even fully a "song" but it infested my brain and i had to make it no regrets <3

dan mentioned loving the album it's off of in like 2017 i put the insta story under the cut cause the screenshot takes up a lot of space

[wolfertinger]

>claims to be the best black artist and makes good black characters on tumblr

>looks around

>"whitewashes and give himself and his sonas conventionally attractive european features along with inflating their tits"

neat-o

he only says this, bc he is genuinely unaware of other black queer artists btw. that is the result of people avoiding you like the plague, not bc of your "past", but because of your present actions of racism.

[laysiegetohell]

December 16 1991

[frosting-surfeit]

BASED ON A FIC I DON'T REMEMBER THE NAME OF RIGHT NOW AND AM PROBABLY NOT REMEMBERING CORRECTLY SORRY I WILL UPDATE THIS AS SOON AS I FIND IT

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OKAY OKAY THIS IS THE CORRECT ONE