wtfuckery

[just-shower-thoughts]

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

[im-the-batmann]

[queenlohaanda]

my kids: dad what’s for supper? me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days

[colehersch]

Pocket Pussy Review

[gobblechopstv]

[kanyuzugu-deactivated20160506]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[colachampagnedad]

My gf and I had sex for the first time the other day and I noticed that she has stretch marks on her belly and thighs? I didn't say anything but I find them kind of weird to look out. My other gfs didn't have them so I guess I'm not used to it? Do I tell her I'm not feeling them and suggest how she can get rid of them or not?

[emotiona1shorty]

LMAO

[whoareyouandwhyshouldicare]

[glasss-patron]

God this brings back trauma

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

People who don’t cook their cereal don’t realize what they’re missing out on. The heat of the flame really brings out the sweetness of the marshmallows

[bunniope]

op im coming to your home to beat you in the face and ass

[halleywars]

Don’t show your gf this

[ruinedchildhood]

[chrissongzzz]

Ohh damn 😂 plot twist

[anunpolishedpearl]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Rachel Profiling had me 💀💀💀💀

[misadventureofcleopvtrv]

Bruh 💀

[catasters]

[honestlyyoungpersona]

My eyes

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

This should have never happened

[sleepnoi7es]

Why are there so many of them?

[unfaggy]

how are they all white

[dannymrowr]

its amazing how literally all of them are off beat

[thetrippytrip]

Not on my watch!

[lifeunderscopee]

Lmaoooo

[flowerinaflame]

[petbud]

he’s not ugly he’s handsome

[slimetony]

distinguished

[rcktpwr]

rugged 

[orangecatgutz-deactivated202409]

This motherfucker survives a lightning strike and you have the gull to call them ugly?? If mother nature cant kill them what chance do you have when this mofo comes after you?!

[anexperimentallife]

Reblog Lightning Bison for protection from lightning.

[blkbruja]

my sister brought home her yearbook today and …

[negrareina]

😂😂😂😂

[rebelliousrebe]

[onlyblackgirl]

Okay but all of these are gems.