Wertical (a.k.a. Velich)

Hello Governor! I'm Michael and I occasionally attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I used to serve the "Dark Lord" Voldemort. I used to make him the best sandwiches under the sun but he betrayed me and sold me in exchange for his Nagini to the travelling dragon slaver. When we were on our way across Gobi desert I managed to escape and join the Fellowship of the Ring. I was not shown in movies nor mentioned in books because I was the first one which was caught by Nazgûls and they thought that I'm not an important character of story. Right now I am writing this blog in one of the 30.000 cells in Dol Guldur. Sorroundings isn't that bad if we exclude occasional torturing. I'm really glad that they have free wifi here.

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wow, this girl

stunning

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Uiiii!

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Za co?!

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GUEST: I was a musical guest on (Morning Show) this morning, and I gotta leave some of my CD’s for the whole staff. How do I do that? (drops black plastic bag of CDs on counter) CONCIERGE: Oh, thank you! GUEST: They’re not for you. They’re for (News Network). CONCIERGE: Oh sure, of course. GUEST:...

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Well goodone!

[iraffiruse]

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I’m gonna need sources on this

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No way!

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Kush-smokin' and book-readin'

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Don’t put that on tumblr

Ancient Irish proverb (via peachofcake)

that's a wise one...

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Hard shell, that used to contain something really good, enjoyable... but it's empty now.

Talk about similarity...

And I was really trying to cut the emo crap.

Sorry, Tumblr.

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#sutro #glasses #psycho #crazy #WTF

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#Prague #night #Vltava #lights #kelvin

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Young, famous, dead

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wow, this looks amazing

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[madtolive23-deactivated20141029]

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Scuffander!

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#obey

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Things With Faces (Pareidolia) Previously: Animal Photobombs

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