headcannon posting

" the human race requires judgement. " ☂︎

[weskerpostingg]

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Welcome... TO MY WRITING SIDEBLOG!!

Expect mainly resident evil posting from here, BUT i am in other fandoms and will possibly write for them.

As the blog title suggests... i will be mainly posting about wesker! but other characters will be written for soon.

Before continuing please just keep in mind that i am new to the re fandom !! so please don't judge my writing too harshly, i am really just doing this for fun!

Feel free to request/give ideas! again if i post it and you don't end up liking it that is ok! Just please don't be mean about it.

main blog: @unfairfighterr

((no masterlist yet !!))

[bam-b00zle]

hands up who wants more of this stupid shit

[weskerpostingg]

Texting with Wesker headcannons

(something silly i decided to make since im bored!)

[silverfinish]

Girls’ Trip

sfw

You: posted pics 👅 we went to the beach today

You: aren’t I super hot

weskie: Send.

You: check insta

weskie: I have.

weskie: Where was this taken.

You: beach?? 🏖️

weskie: Which beach.

You: why does it matter

weskie: Context.

[1 minute later.]

weskie: You are outdoors.

You: yes??

weskie: In sunlight.

You: that’s how beaches work

weskie: Your exposure level is elevated.

You: it’s a swimsuit albert

You: are you okay

weskie: Yes.

weskie: Continue your activity.

[2 minutes later.]

weskie: Who took the photograph.

You: my friend 😭

weskie: Name.

You: why??? you wouldn’t know him

weskie: Situational awareness.

You: you’re being weird again

weskie: No.

weskie: You did not inform me you were going to a beach.

You: i did. like 2 days ago

weskie: You said “we’re going out.”

You: that is the same thing???

weskie: It is not precise.

You: shut up or I’m going to kiss you

weskie: That would be ideal.

You: mwah 💋

weskie: Recieved.

[2 hours later]

weskie: Are you safe. Confirm.

You: bbbeeeerrrrtttttt

weskie: Confirm.

You: YES!

weskie: Good. Continue using my actual name.

You: so no bert

weskie: No.

[4 hours later. There is a deposit of $2,500 in your account.]

You: woooow do you miss me or something

weskie: No.

weskie: I am ensuring your situation is optimal.

You: by giving me money)?!?)

weskie: Including your emotional situation.

You: thank you suga daddy

[Seen.]

[3 minutes later.]

weskie: That is not necessary.

weskie: Confirm receipt of transfer.

You: got it thank you 🫶🏼

weskie: Ensure it is used appropriately.

You: I’m on vacation what am I supposed to misuse it on

weskie: That is precisely my concern.

You: are you concerned about my spending habits or my morals 👅👅👅

weskie: Your judgement in unfamiliar environments.

You: wow that sounds so much worse

weskie: It was not meant to.

You: weskie you literally sent me 2 bands like I’m an asset

weskie: What is a band?

You: it’s like money but in a band yk

weskie: I do not know.

You: ANYWAYS

weskie: Continue your activities.

You: that’s your way of ending the conversation?

weskie: I am working

You: you were replying instantly

[weskie is typing…]

weskie: …I am now working.

[weskie has gone offline.]

[weskerpostingg]

this is so perfect ohmygosh…

[silverfinish]

Albert Wesker

sfw

Wesker never loses anything. Ever. He remembers where all of his possessions are with photographic memory.

He remembers every argument you’ve won against him. Not because he’s bitter, because statistically, there hasn’t been much.

Wesker reads instruction manuals recreationally. He doesn’t even need them. He just likes knowing more than the people who write them.

Wesker claims to dislike pets. “Unpredictable and rough,” he says. Then you catch him having a conversation with the cat when nobody is listening.

He reads over your shoulder constantly. It doesn’t matter what you’re reading. Recipe, paper, text message. If he’s in the vicinity, he’s reading it too.

Wesker will absolutely correct your posture with no warning. You will feel firm hands on your back and shoulders, straightening you out.

He once referred to your relationship as a ‘mutually beneficial cohabitation’. You haven’t recovered from this wording.

While on your girls’ trip, Wesker never admitted he missed you. Instead he called/texted to ask where you are with increasing specificity until you return.

Wesker does not understand the concept of ‘decorative’. Why do you need four pillows?

Wesker does not like leaving the lights on. If you turn them on again, he will stare at you intensely as he turns them off again.

[weskerpostingg]

Bringing a cat home to Wesker !!

GN reader // no use of y/n // SFW !! //

It had been raining all day. Which would have been okay if you weren’t driving home late. The rain pattering on the windshield was almost lulling you to sleep. The street lights passing over as you drove illuminated the tiredness in your eyes.

While at a stoplight you take a moment to try and wake yourself up. That’s when you see it, a fluffy white ball huddled under a bush.

The rain is relentlessly coming down as you step out of the car. Wesker has probably already messaged, being as late as it is. He’ll be fine, you have something more important to do. So you slowly, make your way over to the cat. It’s shaking from the cold but it carefully sniffs the air as you put your hand out.

—

The door clicked as it was pushed open. The cat is now wrapped in your jacket, swaddled like a baby. The floor creaks as you move carefully to Weskers study. The house was dimly lit and it didn’t seem like the lights were on in his study. But from behind the darkness seemed to clear its throat. This causes you to jump and turn around.

It’s Wesker. He looks at you for a moment before realizing your bunched up coat. He stood there for a moment analyzing you, not in a suspicious way.. Just making sure you were alright and made it home in one piece.

The silence is broken by a quiet “meow!”

“What was that?” Wesker inquired, his eyebrows were slightly furrowed.

“Well this is the reason i was late!” You hold the cat out towards him, it’s soggy and smells like mud. Wesker stares at it for a moment.

“He smells putrid.” A small flash of disgust flashed on his face for a moment. He kept looking at it with a furrowed brow, not understanding why you’d bring it home. That’s not practical.

“Well? Can we keep him? Or her?” You pull the cat back towards your chest and softly pat the top of its head.

Wesker stands there and thinks. This isn’t something he is equipped for. This isn’t something he should care about. It’s unimportant to research, not something to test on, or observe. An animal? Think of the waste of money and time. But for a moment his train of thought is broken. He is staring at you now. The adoration in your eyes as you pet the cat gently. That’s when he starts to consider the importance of it.. Maybe it is important, because it’s important to you.

“I’ll allow it.” He says reluctantly.

(planning on writing some headcannons abt this) 🤍

[residentfurry]

he's busy

[weskerpostingg]

S.T.A.R.S Wesker in the office headcannons

When he arrives at the office the air seems to shift and people become less talkative when he’s around. I’d like to imagine the team try’s to look busy and then when he goes into his office they immediately start to chatter again.

If he gives you something to work on he feels the need to pass by your desk frequently. and/or hover behind you to make sure you are completing it to his standards.

He moves quietly and with precision. So most of the time if he is behind you, you don’t notice until you turn around. He only makes himself known if he wants to put you on edge or startle you.

When he holds a meeting it’s NEVER quick. he makes sure he goes over every detail.

During post mission briefings he does in fact bring up the mistake you thought he didn’t see.

His handwriting is insanely neat and grammatically correct. No commas or punctuations missing.

Wesker goes over every report to make sure it’s up to his standards. And if you file a report and any data is slightly wrong he will catch it and have you re-do the whole thing. Because to him, “If one thing is wrong, who’s to say the whole thing isn’t wrong?”

Anything less than perfection is basically worthless to him.

He knows anything and everything that is going on. That drama you were gossiping with Barry about? He knows. Chris complaining to you and Jill about the last mission? Wesker knows. Even if it is unimportant he keeps it in the back of his mind.

His office is pristine of course. The only decorations in there are awards, medals, plaques, etc.

He doesn’t go to the break room often. But when he does he makes sure it’s clean. No spilled coffee around or on the coffee maker. No crumbs or mess in the microwave.

[urdadsjailbait]

the boyfriend of the sweetest girl you know

[unfairfighterr]

S.T.A.R.S albert wesker headcannons 4 the soul!!!

(before reading,, please keep in mind i just got into the fandom so don't flame me if these are things he totally wouldn't do/or they are super obviously canon...)

100% keeps his workspace/desk neat and tidy. Everything has a place. He obviously holds his officers to the same standards. (which his standards are obviously not met.)

If anyone speaks while he's talking he kind of just stands there like a disappointed teacher or clears his throat really loudly.

He likes card games. Board games are a complete no for him because they seem like a waste of time. BUT with an exception to monopoly... idk if feel like he'd enjoy it.

Always early to things. Never late and never right on time.

Favorite TV show?? He would say none... but that would be a lie. You can't tell me he doesn't like jeopardy! But i feel like he would get frustrated when the contestants would get a question wrong, but to him seemed so obvious.

If anyone is shouting or being obnoxious in the office he will genuinely start seething in rage.

when he rarely takes his sunglasses off people avoid eye contact. (pls get him brown contacts im scared)

sleeps laying on his back and hands to his sides. He thinks its more practical sleeping that way.