I'm alright in bed, but I'm better with a pen

Fiction is the truth inside the lie.

[blake--hardesty]

“That little ‘unlike some people’ was directed toward me, wasn’t it?”

[wesley-bennett-blog]

“I’ll let you figure that out on your own, Barney.”

[blake--hardesty]

“When the alcohol levels of the drink are through the roof, one definitely does something.”

[wesley-bennett-blog]

“Unlike some people, I can actually handle my liquor.” 

[blake--hardesty]

“Well, I was kind of hoping it’d at least loosen you up a little bit.”

[wesley-bennett-blog]

“Since when does one drink do anything for anyone?”

[blake--hardesty]

“How you feel is the important part though. Ready to spill all your secrets?”

[wesley-bennett-blog]

“You think one drink’s really going to make me crumble? You’re insane.”

[blake--hardesty]

Wow that’s so rude of you to say, so so rude, shrugs. “I just told the guy I needed to loosen up a high-strung man and he gave me that.”

[wesley-bennett-blog]

"Fucking brutal is what that was.”

[blake--hardesty]

“Damn Wesley, back at it again with the lack of compassion!”

[wesley-bennett-blog]

Rolls his eyes and downs the drink bc lets be real he needs to be drunk in order to deal with her. “What the hell even was that?”

[blake--hardesty]

“You’d rather me try it and die?”

[wesley-bennett-blog]

“Obviously.”

[blake--hardesty]

“What? Why? It’s your drink, dude. You drink it.”

[wesley-bennett-blog]

“How else am I suppose to know if you poisoned it or not?”

[blake--hardesty]

Comes back with some random concoction. “Here you are. Go crazy.”

[wesley-bennett-blog]

Looks at the drink before making a face and handing it back to her. “You take a sip first.”

[blake--hardesty]

“Bad choice, Wes. I’m awful at choosing drinks. Be right back.”

[wesley-bennett-blog]

Just rolls his eyes and stands there with his lame grumpy face until she comes back. 

[blake--hardesty]

“God, fine. What would you like?”

[wesley-bennett-blog]

“Surprise me, Barney.”

[blake--hardesty]

“Maybe if you let me get to know you I would.”

[wesley-bennett-blog]

“---Get me a drink and I’ll think about it.”

[blake--hardesty]

“If there’s anything I learned in the short time we became friends, it’s that you have no compassion.”

[wesley-bennett-blog]

“Maybe you don’t know me as much as you like to think.” 

[blake--hardesty]

“Because if you did you wouldn’t continue talking to me.”

[wesley-bennett-blog]

“Maybe I just pity you.”

[blake--hardesty]

“Because I’m adorable. And when I annoy you it’s endearing. If that guy annoyed you you’d want to punch him.”

[wesley-bennett-blog]

“Who says I don’t wanna punch you literally every time we speak?” 

[blake--hardesty]

“Yeah, yeah, you hate the world. But I’m special, right? Like, you’d rather be annoyed by me than that guy over there for example.”

[wesley-bennett-blog]

“And what exactly makes you think that?”

[blake--hardesty]

“Oh god no! It’s a 24/7 kind of job. If I’m not around to annoy you, who will?”

[wesley-bennett-blog]

“Oh, I don’t know. How about every other person in the entire universe?”