The World’s Most Powerful Peepee

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[beardedmrbean]

[datclassydame]

Can @raccoonmilf vouch for this? Super rad if true.

[raccoonmilf]

Yes it’s true

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[my-dailydreams]

[anxietyproblem]

[thepeacefulgarden]

[anxietyproblem]

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[goth-queen]

[ieafy]

dusk

[mevil]

[thrivinghigh]

Let’s fly high with mama

[bot]

[beggars-opera]

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING

[croathia]

EXECUTIONER SWORD WITH INSCRIPTION: “When I raise this sword, so I wish that this poor sinner will receive eternal life.”

Germany, 1600s

[petermorwood]

That’s a fairly standard inscription:

Another common one is “The Lords Control Mischief / I Execute Their Verdict”. 

Some even had little illustrations, a nasty visual menu of alternate services. Getting beheaded was getting off lightly - if you don’t know what the chap on the circular lounger is doing, “Breaking Wheel” on Wikipedia will explain…

There was even a sword inscription which translated as “Those Who Meet Me Will Never Fall Sick.”

Hilarious. I laughed my head off…

[vintage-tigre]

[dailycatsblog]

[puffsaddy]

[capacity]

They were too afraid to draw him with a huge bulge barely being held back by his panties bc it would be too powerful and sexy they were scared. He shouldn’t be hairless either but I’m getting greedy. And where’s the belly button ring?

[myniggascouture]

Or, Could it just be that his tuck game is on point?

[capacity]

Ohh my apologies this is a queen dedicated to her craft I see that now